Three Letters To Pilot Ridge

[Emma Cousins]

To Dr. Sean Neville
Acacia Drive
Pilot Ridge
Vermont
05908


To my Lovely Charles,

Rumor has it some serious stuff has been going down in the school and been stressing a lot of people out. I can't imagine Hammel being all down and I've decided to come and visit from the 6th of September for a few months till everything has settled down. I was wondering if it would be possible to stay at yours during this time - I promise I'll attempt to clean up and buy food or something.

What is this I heard about you finally meeting your Magneto? Should I be excited?

Anyway, if you give me a ring tonight to let me know that'd be extremely helpful. I'll be bringing Trouser, but I promise he'll be in his tank and not swallow you up in the night. I'll also be bringing PRESENTS! Everyone loves presents, right?

I miss you guys loads and can't wait to see you!

Love,

Emma

xxxx

[Emma Cousins]

To Dr. James Campbell
Pinewood Lodge
Pilot Ridge
Vermont
05908


Jamerson James & Family

I thought I'd let you all know I'm coming back to Pilot Ridge for a few months, and I wanted to see you guys! I hope you've been putting my gifts to good use! I've heard some big stuff went down and I don't want to probe you for it, but it sounds like Hammel needs my touch again.

Is it okay to chill out around the school? I promise I wont be too disruptive or fire the tampon cannon again. Would you like to meet up for coffee at some point too? Delicious delicious coffee?

Anyway, I look forward to seeing you all again and can't wait to get there.

Love

Emma

xxxx

PS: Did you get the big box I sent to the house?

[Emma Cousins]

To Vincent Verax
1 Ground Floor Flat
South Side Apartment Complex
Pilot Ridge
Vermont
05908


Verax,

I'M COMING BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!

I'll hopefully be staying at Charles' place, but I promise I'll visit you and Sparklepants lots too! I'm going to inject some fun back into Hammel - sounds like there's waaay too much srs bznz going on, so I'll have to fix that crap. Hope you've not got herpes since last time!

I've got an epic plan to pull off

Muahahaha

Emma

xxxx