My Favorite Things

[Gideon Silverstein]

Dear Fives,

Your grocery list is missing some essentials, so I revised it for you. No need to thank me. Even editors need an editor sometimes.

Milk and chocolate syrup
Bread
Eggs
Ice cream
Mac n’ cheese
Chips
Cheetos
Mountain Dew
Beer
A good brand
Not that stuff you got last time

With brotherly love,
Gideon

[Feivel Silverstein]

Dear Giddy,
Your advisements on my grocery list will be taken into consideration if and when you do the laundry like you said you would. Properly, and not throwing your red tee shirts in with my white work shirts, and staining them all pink.

And if you want a different kind of beer, buy it yourself, with money you earned.
-Feivel

PS: I appreciate you finally know my career. Took you long enough.

[Gideon Silverstein]

Hey Bro,

Real men wear pink.

And it’s not my fault it hasn’t snowed much this winter. I don’t control the weather. Besides, I’m just looking out for you. You should be thanking me for trying to improve your drinking experience. Nobody likes skunky beer.