Boredom at the Office [Eli]
Aug 22, 2011 17:38:21 GMT -5
Post by Midori Hawkins on Aug 22, 2011 17:38:21 GMT -5
To: e.morrison@hammel.edu
From: m.hawkins@hammel.edu
Subject: Surveys
Hey, Eli. I got these from James. If you're as bored as I am, you'll do them. They're sort of fun.
Psst, Pass it On!
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If You...
Visit any place in the world, where would you go?
London, or Ireland.
Change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
I’d want to be a little less shy.
Fly, where would you go and why?
I’m not sure I’d want to fly. I’m not fond of heights.
Make three wishes, what would you wish for?
1. I wish Tory will grow up safe and happy.
2. I wish Eli is happy in his life.
3. I wish I’m a good mother.
Meet someone from the past, who would you meet?
Mother Theresa. She was a wonderful woman.
Have any pet what would you have?
Something like a rabbit. Or another dog, for Zero.
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Beliefs
Magic?
No.
Karma?
Yes.
Love at first sight?
I wish.
Life on other planets?
Maybe?
Miracles?
Yes.
Ghosts?
No.
Luck?
Yes.
Believe there’s a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?
No, but I wouldn’t put it past Eli to tell Tory.
Do you wish on stars?
Sometimes.
Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?
Yes.
Divorce?
Yes.
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Questions For Freaks
If the sky wasn’t blue and the grass wasn’t green… What colors would they be?
Purple and silver.
Which end of the worm is the head?
The one that leads.
Why don’t boys have boobs?
Because they don’t get to experience the ‘joys’ of breastfeeding.
What languages does hippos speak?
Don’t they live in Africa? Eli, what language would that be?
If you run in the rain do you get less wet?
Apparently not, but it makes everyone feel better.
What shape was the last cloud you saw?
A rabbit.
Why do sprouts taste so bad?
Because parents make you eat them as children, you learn to resent them?
Where does that other sock end up?
I maintain that Zero is making a nest somewhere in the house.
Is Santa real?
No, but Tory’s going to believe in him.
Is a dog man's best friend?
If Zero is any indication, yes.
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Personal Survey
Do you go to the bathroom with the door open or closed?
Closed.
Are your underwear and socks folded in your drawer or just thrown in?
I used to fold. Now I throw. It’s lucky to make it from the laundry room to the drawers.
Sleep on your back or stomach?
Since Tory was born, stomach. I missed it.
Are you a cuddler?
Depends who with. I used to cuddle with Corbin as a kid. Now I cuddle with Zero and Tory.
What would I find if I looked UNDER your bed?
Zero’s nest of socks? Probably a few of Tory’s toys.
Something that happened today that made you angry?
Flo keeps trying to set me up with that security guard.
What were you doing before this survey?
Working.
What will you do after the survey?
Work for a bit, then pick Tory up from the sitter’s and go home.
Marriage or living together?
Living together. It’s working just fine for me.
What shirt are you wearing now?
Short sleeved purple blouse.
Do you sing?
Not really. Just to Tory.
Do you de-label your beer bottles?
No. I’m not much of a beer drinker anyway.
Do you talk about your feelings or hide them?
A bit of both. Depends who I’m talking to.
Is there something you regret and wish you could take back?
Yes, but it’s not what you might think it is. I don’t regret Tory in the slightest.
First thing you do when you wake up?
Check on Tory.
Ever had surgery?
No.
Last argument you got into with?
Eli. I still say Tory’s still too young to appreciate Shakespeare.
Do you tend to rip the paper off water bottles?
No.
What's one good thing about your best friend?
He loves Tory. And I can tell him anything.
How long does it take for you to fall asleep at night?
If Tory’s settled, minutes. If he’s fussing, longer.
When you shut off your alarm clock, do you tend to fall back asleep?
Sometimes. It depends how fast Tory settled the night before. Or if he’s awake.
If you were given the chance to take care of a monkey for a weekend, would you?
Tory’s enough of a monkey. I don’t need another.
What are you looking forward to in the next few months?
Tory’s first steps, first words…
It's midnight. Who are you texting?
Probably one of my brothers. Likely Zach.
It's Wednesday afternoon, where are you usually?
In the recruitment office, or in the library. Or with Tory.
Honestly, if you could have ANYONE in the world, who would it be?
Uh… anyone? I don’t know. Someone that would be a good father to Tory.
Your Christmas list consists of?
Eli, my parents, my brothers, Zero, Tory, the recruiter team.
You're going to New York for school shopping, where do you go first?
Wherever Tory wants to go.
You need a new pair of jeans, what store do you go to first?
Not the maternity store. Anywhere but there.
How do you feel about your hair?
It’s fine.
What movie is in your DVD player?
101 Dalmatians
If you could move away, no questions asked, where would you move?
I don’t know. Back home, probably.
How much do looks matter to you in a guy/girl?
Not much. How they act, and how they are with Tory, that matters more.
What's the greatest thing that happened to you today?
Tory smiled at me this morning. And I think he’s getting close to saying Mama.
How many TRUE best friends do you have?
Eli, Corbin, and Flo.
What would you change about your life right now?
Well, I’m a little bored... that would change if the person I sent it to actually fills it out. ; )
What’s the best feeling in the world?
Holding your baby for the first time.
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Do You...
Sing Well?
Not really, but I sing to Tory anyway.
Believe In Yourself?
Yes. I brought Tory into the world. I can do anything.
Get Motion Sickness?
More so now since I had Tory.
Think You Are Attractive?
… Can I skip this one?
Like Thunderstorms?
No. They scare Tory.
Own An iPod?
Yes.
Pray?
Sometimes.
Keep A Journal/Diary?
Does Tory’s baby book count?
Sing In The Shower?
No.
Chew on your pencils?
No, but I chew pens.
Like your handwriting?
Yes. It’s pretty.
Cry at weddings?
A little.
Like Camping?
Yes. I can’t wait until Tory’s old enough.
Wear nail polish?
Yes.
Do you trust anyone with your life. If so, who?
Eli, Corbin.
Do you like to watch storms pass by?
As long as they’re not too close.
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Either Or
Sparking or still water: Sparkling
Kisses or hugs: Hugs
Piercings or tattoos: Piercings.
Hot or cold: Cold
Nike or Adidas: Adidas
Cats or dogs: Dogs
The US or the UK: US
McDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Church or nightclub: … Neither?
Mariah or Madonna: Mariah
Beer or soda: Soda.
Rock or rap: Rock
Winter or summer: Summer
Sun or rain: Sun
Love or lust: Love
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
Love or money: Love
Indiana Jones or James Bond: James Bond
Sweet or sour: Sweet
Night or day: Day
Originality or acceptance: Acceptance
Independence or Companionship: Companionship
Stability or Freedom: Stability
Introvert or Extrovert: Introvert
Wicked or RENT: RENT
Music or Television: Music
Blondes or Brunettes: Brunettes
Birds or Squirrels: Birds
Car or Truck: Car
Driving or Riding: Riding
Mexican or Chinese food: Mexican
Pie or cake? Pie
Chocolate or vanilla? Vanilla
Smile or frown? Smile
Tears of joy or tears of sorrow? Joy.
Past or present? Present.
Science fiction or fantasy? Fantasy.
[d]Dull or sharp? Dull. Safer that way.
Live forever or die young? Live forever.
Books or television? Books
Jump or skip? Skip
Fast or slow? Slow
Run or walk? Walk
Disney or Warner Brothers? Disney
Belle or Jasmine? Belle.
Gaston or Cruella Deville? Ugh. Neither.
Colors or black and white? Colors
Cute or pretty? Cute
Good or evil? Good
Fruits or vegetables? Fruits.
Milk or juice? Juice
Hot chocolate or gingerale? Hot Chocolate
Beer or wine? Wine
Movies or cartoons? Cartoons
Moon or stars? Moon
Sky or sea? Sea
Vision or hearing? Vision
How old were you when you had your first relationship? Sixteen, almost seventeen.
Are you taken/single? Single, and okay with that
How old were you when you had your first kiss? Sixth grade. So… eleven.
What color is your underwear? Why do you want to know that? … Purple.
Do you like anyone right now? Of course. My co-workers, Eli, Tory, Zero. … Wait, did you mean ‘like’ like? … No one, really.
Ever had your heartbroken? Yes.
Miss anyone right now? My brothers. They live too far away. And Darryl, a bit. He’s missing Tory growing up.
Who was the last person you sent a text to? Eli, telling him I’m sending him a quiz in a few minutes.
Last person to text you? Zach, from last night. Telling me he’s hammered, and he loves me. And he’s going to take a bus to China. Brothers are annoying.
Last person you saw? Flo.
What was the last thing you said to someone? “Get out of my office.” Flo was once again harassing me.
Who do you trust the most in your life? Eli, Corbin, my parents. Dr Neville and James.
Who do you love most? My parents and brothers, Tory. Eli, in a sibling/best friend sort of way.
Ever been in love? I thought so.
Who has hurt you the most? Tory was a lot of physical pain. If that counts.
Has a tragedy ever happened in your life? I’ve experienced tragedy, yes, but not directly.
Are you happy? Mostly. But also a bit bored. Paperwork only entertains for a little while.
How many good friends do you have? A few. Eli and Flo come to mind. And Corbin.
Are there some songs you can't listen to because they remind you of someone? Yes.
Have you ever cheated on a partner? No.
Ever been cheated on? Yes.
Ever been told someone loved you? Yes.
Ever told someone you loved them and meant it? Yes. I tell Tory almost every day.
Not meant it? Yes. In my defense, I thought I meant it at the time.
Ever had your heart broken? Yes.
Are you happy with where you are relationship-wise now? I think so. I have everything I need.
What is your idea of true love? A man who could love not just me, but Tory as well, and treat him like a son.
When they slip, do you think you can let go the small stuff? Of course.
Do you believe in love at first sight? I want to.
Why or why not? It’s a nice idea, but it’s not that realistic.
Do you believe that it is best to have a friendship first then love? I think it’s a good idea, yes.
Do you believe that love can be found in bars or is that too much of a risk? Maybe for some people. Not me. Not now.
Should people go to bars to find love? If that’s what they like, sure.
Or should they go to places where people who like what they like hang out? This is a better idea, yes.
Should men and women be expecting the other to buy the other gifts? … No. Gifts should be a nice surprise, not expected.
Who should wear the pants in the relationship or should it be a mutual give and take? Mutual.
Should chauvinists of either gender be in a relationship? I have no idea what this means.
Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? Of course.
How many girlfriends/ boyfriends have told you they love you? Just one.
Have you ever thought that you were going to marry a person? Once.
Are you crushing on someone? Not really. Flo thinks I should crush on that security guard, though.
Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt? Yes.
Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry? No.
Are you happier single or in a relationship? Right now, single. It’s easier just thinking about raising Tory without worrying about a relationship. I like what I have now.
Have you ever told someone you loved them and didn't mean it? I thought I meant it.
Have you ever had your heart broken? Again, yes.
Have you ever broken someone's heart? No.
If you could go back in time and change things, would you? I don’t know.
Think any of your exes feel the same? I don’t know.
Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend? I think I was.
Have you dated people who were not good to you? Yes.
Have you dated someone older than you? Yes.
Younger? No.
Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? Yes.
Do you Believe in love at first sight? Didn’t I answer this already?
Ever been given an engagement ring? No.
Do you want to get married? Maybe. One day.
Has anyone ever told you they wanted to marry you? No.
Ever liked someone else's boyfriend or girlfriend? No. That’s terrible.
Does heartbreak really feel as bad as it sounds? Pretty much, yes.
Have any of your exes told you they regret breaking up with you? No.
Have you ever flirted with a friends crush? No. I wouldn’t do that.
Would you believe your ex if she/he said they love you? No.
Would you ever date your best male/female friend? No. I’d never date either of my best friends, male or female.
Have any of your exes called you by a nickname after the break up? Yes. And it irritated me to no end.
If your best friend of the opposite sex went out with someone you knew was wrong for them would you speak up? Absolutely.
Do you regret any of your relationships? Yes.
From: m.hawkins@hammel.edu
Subject: Surveys
Hey, Eli. I got these from James. If you're as bored as I am, you'll do them. They're sort of fun.
Psst, Pass it On!
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If You...
Visit any place in the world, where would you go?
London, or Ireland.
Change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
I’d want to be a little less shy.
Fly, where would you go and why?
I’m not sure I’d want to fly. I’m not fond of heights.
Make three wishes, what would you wish for?
1. I wish Tory will grow up safe and happy.
2. I wish Eli is happy in his life.
3. I wish I’m a good mother.
Meet someone from the past, who would you meet?
Mother Theresa. She was a wonderful woman.
Have any pet what would you have?
Something like a rabbit. Or another dog, for Zero.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Beliefs
Magic?
No.
Karma?
Yes.
Love at first sight?
I wish.
Life on other planets?
Maybe?
Miracles?
Yes.
Ghosts?
No.
Luck?
Yes.
Believe there’s a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?
No, but I wouldn’t put it past Eli to tell Tory.
Do you wish on stars?
Sometimes.
Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?
Yes.
Divorce?
Yes.
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Questions For Freaks
If the sky wasn’t blue and the grass wasn’t green… What colors would they be?
Purple and silver.
Which end of the worm is the head?
The one that leads.
Why don’t boys have boobs?
Because they don’t get to experience the ‘joys’ of breastfeeding.
What languages does hippos speak?
Don’t they live in Africa? Eli, what language would that be?
If you run in the rain do you get less wet?
Apparently not, but it makes everyone feel better.
What shape was the last cloud you saw?
A rabbit.
Why do sprouts taste so bad?
Because parents make you eat them as children, you learn to resent them?
Where does that other sock end up?
I maintain that Zero is making a nest somewhere in the house.
Is Santa real?
No, but Tory’s going to believe in him.
Is a dog man's best friend?
If Zero is any indication, yes.
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Personal Survey
Do you go to the bathroom with the door open or closed?
Closed.
Are your underwear and socks folded in your drawer or just thrown in?
I used to fold. Now I throw. It’s lucky to make it from the laundry room to the drawers.
Sleep on your back or stomach?
Since Tory was born, stomach. I missed it.
Are you a cuddler?
Depends who with. I used to cuddle with Corbin as a kid. Now I cuddle with Zero and Tory.
What would I find if I looked UNDER your bed?
Zero’s nest of socks? Probably a few of Tory’s toys.
Something that happened today that made you angry?
Flo keeps trying to set me up with that security guard.
What were you doing before this survey?
Working.
What will you do after the survey?
Work for a bit, then pick Tory up from the sitter’s and go home.
Marriage or living together?
Living together. It’s working just fine for me.
What shirt are you wearing now?
Short sleeved purple blouse.
Do you sing?
Not really. Just to Tory.
Do you de-label your beer bottles?
No. I’m not much of a beer drinker anyway.
Do you talk about your feelings or hide them?
A bit of both. Depends who I’m talking to.
Is there something you regret and wish you could take back?
Yes, but it’s not what you might think it is. I don’t regret Tory in the slightest.
First thing you do when you wake up?
Check on Tory.
Ever had surgery?
No.
Last argument you got into with?
Eli. I still say Tory’s still too young to appreciate Shakespeare.
Do you tend to rip the paper off water bottles?
No.
What's one good thing about your best friend?
He loves Tory. And I can tell him anything.
How long does it take for you to fall asleep at night?
If Tory’s settled, minutes. If he’s fussing, longer.
When you shut off your alarm clock, do you tend to fall back asleep?
Sometimes. It depends how fast Tory settled the night before. Or if he’s awake.
If you were given the chance to take care of a monkey for a weekend, would you?
Tory’s enough of a monkey. I don’t need another.
What are you looking forward to in the next few months?
Tory’s first steps, first words…
It's midnight. Who are you texting?
Probably one of my brothers. Likely Zach.
It's Wednesday afternoon, where are you usually?
In the recruitment office, or in the library. Or with Tory.
Honestly, if you could have ANYONE in the world, who would it be?
Uh… anyone? I don’t know. Someone that would be a good father to Tory.
Your Christmas list consists of?
Eli, my parents, my brothers, Zero, Tory, the recruiter team.
You're going to New York for school shopping, where do you go first?
Wherever Tory wants to go.
You need a new pair of jeans, what store do you go to first?
Not the maternity store. Anywhere but there.
How do you feel about your hair?
It’s fine.
What movie is in your DVD player?
101 Dalmatians
If you could move away, no questions asked, where would you move?
I don’t know. Back home, probably.
How much do looks matter to you in a guy/girl?
Not much. How they act, and how they are with Tory, that matters more.
What's the greatest thing that happened to you today?
Tory smiled at me this morning. And I think he’s getting close to saying Mama.
How many TRUE best friends do you have?
Eli, Corbin, and Flo.
What would you change about your life right now?
Well, I’m a little bored... that would change if the person I sent it to actually fills it out. ; )
What’s the best feeling in the world?
Holding your baby for the first time.
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Do You...
Sing Well?
Not really, but I sing to Tory anyway.
Believe In Yourself?
Yes. I brought Tory into the world. I can do anything.
Get Motion Sickness?
More so now since I had Tory.
Think You Are Attractive?
… Can I skip this one?
Like Thunderstorms?
No. They scare Tory.
Own An iPod?
Yes.
Pray?
Sometimes.
Keep A Journal/Diary?
Does Tory’s baby book count?
Sing In The Shower?
No.
Chew on your pencils?
No, but I chew pens.
Like your handwriting?
Yes. It’s pretty.
Cry at weddings?
A little.
Like Camping?
Yes. I can’t wait until Tory’s old enough.
Wear nail polish?
Yes.
Do you trust anyone with your life. If so, who?
Eli, Corbin.
Do you like to watch storms pass by?
As long as they’re not too close.
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Either Or
Sparking or still water: Sparkling
Kisses or hugs: Hugs
Piercings or tattoos: Piercings.
Hot or cold: Cold
Nike or Adidas: Adidas
Cats or dogs: Dogs
The US or the UK: US
McDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Church or nightclub: … Neither?
Mariah or Madonna: Mariah
Beer or soda: Soda.
Rock or rap: Rock
Winter or summer: Summer
Sun or rain: Sun
Love or lust: Love
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
Love or money: Love
Indiana Jones or James Bond: James Bond
Sweet or sour: Sweet
Night or day: Day
Originality or acceptance: Acceptance
Independence or Companionship: Companionship
Stability or Freedom: Stability
Introvert or Extrovert: Introvert
Wicked or RENT: RENT
Music or Television: Music
Blondes or Brunettes: Brunettes
Birds or Squirrels: Birds
Car or Truck: Car
Driving or Riding: Riding
Mexican or Chinese food: Mexican
Pie or cake? Pie
Chocolate or vanilla? Vanilla
Smile or frown? Smile
Tears of joy or tears of sorrow? Joy.
Past or present? Present.
Science fiction or fantasy? Fantasy.
[d]Dull or sharp? Dull. Safer that way.
Live forever or die young? Live forever.
Books or television? Books
Jump or skip? Skip
Fast or slow? Slow
Run or walk? Walk
Disney or Warner Brothers? Disney
Belle or Jasmine? Belle.
Gaston or Cruella Deville? Ugh. Neither.
Colors or black and white? Colors
Cute or pretty? Cute
Good or evil? Good
Fruits or vegetables? Fruits.
Milk or juice? Juice
Hot chocolate or gingerale? Hot Chocolate
Beer or wine? Wine
Movies or cartoons? Cartoons
Moon or stars? Moon
Sky or sea? Sea
Vision or hearing? Vision
How old were you when you had your first relationship? Sixteen, almost seventeen.
Are you taken/single? Single, and okay with that
How old were you when you had your first kiss? Sixth grade. So… eleven.
What color is your underwear? Why do you want to know that? … Purple.
Do you like anyone right now? Of course. My co-workers, Eli, Tory, Zero. … Wait, did you mean ‘like’ like? … No one, really.
Ever had your heartbroken? Yes.
Miss anyone right now? My brothers. They live too far away. And Darryl, a bit. He’s missing Tory growing up.
Who was the last person you sent a text to? Eli, telling him I’m sending him a quiz in a few minutes.
Last person to text you? Zach, from last night. Telling me he’s hammered, and he loves me. And he’s going to take a bus to China. Brothers are annoying.
Last person you saw? Flo.
What was the last thing you said to someone? “Get out of my office.” Flo was once again harassing me.
Who do you trust the most in your life? Eli, Corbin, my parents. Dr Neville and James.
Who do you love most? My parents and brothers, Tory. Eli, in a sibling/best friend sort of way.
Ever been in love? I thought so.
Who has hurt you the most? Tory was a lot of physical pain. If that counts.
Has a tragedy ever happened in your life? I’ve experienced tragedy, yes, but not directly.
Are you happy? Mostly. But also a bit bored. Paperwork only entertains for a little while.
How many good friends do you have? A few. Eli and Flo come to mind. And Corbin.
Are there some songs you can't listen to because they remind you of someone? Yes.
Have you ever cheated on a partner? No.
Ever been cheated on? Yes.
Ever been told someone loved you? Yes.
Ever told someone you loved them and meant it? Yes. I tell Tory almost every day.
Not meant it? Yes. In my defense, I thought I meant it at the time.
Ever had your heart broken? Yes.
Are you happy with where you are relationship-wise now? I think so. I have everything I need.
What is your idea of true love? A man who could love not just me, but Tory as well, and treat him like a son.
When they slip, do you think you can let go the small stuff? Of course.
Do you believe in love at first sight? I want to.
Why or why not? It’s a nice idea, but it’s not that realistic.
Do you believe that it is best to have a friendship first then love? I think it’s a good idea, yes.
Do you believe that love can be found in bars or is that too much of a risk? Maybe for some people. Not me. Not now.
Should people go to bars to find love? If that’s what they like, sure.
Or should they go to places where people who like what they like hang out? This is a better idea, yes.
Should men and women be expecting the other to buy the other gifts? … No. Gifts should be a nice surprise, not expected.
Who should wear the pants in the relationship or should it be a mutual give and take? Mutual.
Should chauvinists of either gender be in a relationship? I have no idea what this means.
Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? Of course.
How many girlfriends/ boyfriends have told you they love you? Just one.
Have you ever thought that you were going to marry a person? Once.
Are you crushing on someone? Not really. Flo thinks I should crush on that security guard, though.
Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt? Yes.
Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry? No.
Are you happier single or in a relationship? Right now, single. It’s easier just thinking about raising Tory without worrying about a relationship. I like what I have now.
Have you ever told someone you loved them and didn't mean it? I thought I meant it.
Have you ever had your heart broken? Again, yes.
Have you ever broken someone's heart? No.
If you could go back in time and change things, would you? I don’t know.
Think any of your exes feel the same? I don’t know.
Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend? I think I was.
Have you dated people who were not good to you? Yes.
Have you dated someone older than you? Yes.
Younger? No.
Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? Yes.
Do you Believe in love at first sight? Didn’t I answer this already?
Ever been given an engagement ring? No.
Do you want to get married? Maybe. One day.
Has anyone ever told you they wanted to marry you? No.
Ever liked someone else's boyfriend or girlfriend? No. That’s terrible.
Does heartbreak really feel as bad as it sounds? Pretty much, yes.
Have any of your exes told you they regret breaking up with you? No.
Have you ever flirted with a friends crush? No. I wouldn’t do that.
Would you believe your ex if she/he said they love you? No.
Would you ever date your best male/female friend? No. I’d never date either of my best friends, male or female.
Have any of your exes called you by a nickname after the break up? Yes. And it irritated me to no end.
If your best friend of the opposite sex went out with someone you knew was wrong for them would you speak up? Absolutely.
Do you regret any of your relationships? Yes.
