Ways to Annoy Your Girlfriend 101 [Kiko]
Aug 22, 2011 17:50:28 GMT -5
Post by Dr. Roman Tilford on Aug 22, 2011 17:50:28 GMT -5
To: Blue_Moon78@aol.com, j.campbell@hammel.edu
From: irulehyrule@yahoo.com
Subject: If You Love Me, You'll Do These <3
Hey beautiful.
James sent this to me. It's kind of fun! Try it.
If You...
Visit any place in the world, where would you go?
New Zealand, to stalk LoTR locations. And LegoLand. And Hyrule.
Change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
I’m perfect!
... I’d switch powers. Plant Manipulation. USELESS.
Fly, where would you go and why?
Hyrule.
Make three wishes, what would you wish for?
1. I wish Cassidy would stop considering me her personal psychologist whenever she has a mood swing.
2. I wish James would stop being a jerk. And stop flirting with Kiko. >l
3. I wish I can make Kiko happy forever.
Meet someone from the past, who would you meet?
Jay, what kind of answer was that? Calamari? Ew.
The guy that invented the very first video game. So I can thank him. Profusely.
Have any pet what would you have?
Epona. Um... I don’t have a pet, but a cat might be cool. Or a monkey.
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Beliefs
Magic?
>.> No. Absolutely not. *cough*
Karma?
Yes
Love at first sight?
I told you, it’s a pretty idea.
Life on other planets?
Aliens exist. They do.
Miracles?
Yes?
Ghosts?
Yes.
Luck?
Yes!
Believe there’s a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?
>.> Not anymore.
Do you wish on stars?
Who does that?
Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?
Sort of.
Divorce?
Yes.
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Questions For Freaks
*not a freak*
If the sky wasn’t blue and the grass wasn’t green… What colors would they be?
Gold and blue.
Which end of the worm is the head?
I don’t know. Ask one.
Why don’t boys have boobs?
I... they’d be a distraction?
What languages does hippos speak?
French.
If you run in the rain do you get less wet?
Nope. Thank you Mythbusters.
What shape was the last cloud you saw?
Tri Force
Why do sprouts taste so bad?
Who says they do?
Where does that other sock end up?
Hyrule. They’re being used to fuel a doomsday device.
Is Santa real?
No, but don’t tell my nieces and nephews.
Is a dog man's best friend?
Well, he is kind of a dog....
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Personal Survey
Do you go to the bathroom with the door open or closed?
Depends if anyone else is over.
Are your underwear and socks folded in your drawer or just thrown in?
Thrown in.
Sleep on your back or stomach?
Whichever is most comfortable.
Are you a cuddler?
Yeah. Apparently mostly when I’m drunk.
What would I find if I looked UNDER your bed?
Video games... clothes... dust bunnies
Something that happened today that made you angry?
James kicked my ass in chess earlier. I still say virtual chess doesn’t COUNT.
What were you doing before this survey?
Eating, playing games with Isaac, bullying him into going out to get more food.
What will you do after the survey?
Go back to eating and playing games with Isaac.
Marriage or living together?
Fajslgjlsjg Uh... you’re not supposed to live together until you’re married, so…
What shirt are you wearing now?
My favourite shirt. Black with an old school pixel Link that says ‘Don’t make me go Zelda on you’
Do you sing?
YES. SO WELL.
Do you de-label your beer bottles?
No. I like them on so I remember what I was drinking.
Do you talk about your feelings or hide them?
I’d be a bad example to my patients if I didn’t talk about them. ... I just don’t talk about them with Cassy.
Is there something you regret and wish you could take back?
I think everyone does...
First thing you do when you wake up?
Poke the snooze button and roll over.
Ever had surgery?
No?
Last argument you got into with?
Isaac. We disagreed on what constitutes as cheating.
Do you tend to rip the paper off water bottles?
Yes, because they’re usually old pop bottles.
What's one good thing about your best friend?
Good thing... good thing... he... keeps me from hugging the wrong people when we go drinking?
How long does it take for you to fall asleep at night?
Depends how late I’m staying up, and what I was doing.
When you shut off your alarm clock, do you tend to fall back asleep?
Yes. It’s why I have my phone alarm set too.
If you were given the chance to take care of a monkey for a weekend, would you?
Yes! Kiko? Please?
What are you looking forward to in the next few months?
The re-release of Ocarina of Time for the Nintendo 3DS is coming out.
It's midnight. Who are you texting?
Isaac, telling him to stop jerking off and go to bed. I have to look out for the little guy. Or James, if he can’t sleep.
It's Wednesday afternoon, where are you usually?
Work. Always work.
Honestly, if you could have ANYONE in the world, who would it be?
Princess Zelda. Kiko’s a close second. Sorry, honey.
Your Christmas list consists of?
... Jay, is that your Christmas list, or your Christmas card list? It’s looong.
You're going to New York for school shopping, where do you go first?
Why am I in New York? Better question, who am I shopping for?
You need a new pair of jeans, what store do you go to first?
Wherever’s close?
How do you feel about your hair?
It’s dark. And relatively sho - ... I need a haircut.
What movie is in your DVD player?
Final Fantasy: Advent Children.
If you could move away, no questions asked, where would you move?
Hyrule.
How much do looks matter to you in a guy/girl?
Well, Kiko’s pretty AND smart. And fantastic. And I love her. So I get both? Yay?
What's the greatest thing that happened to you today?
I told you Jay, virtual chess does. Not. COUNT. ... I got to hang out with Isaac and kick his ass in Halo.
How many TRUE best friends do you have?
Jay, Kiko, and Jilly. SISTERS COUNT.
What would you change about your life right now?
... Isaac would be back with the chips already?
What’s the best feeling in the world?
Beating a game for the first time ever, without having to resort to the guide.
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Do You...
Sing Well?
YES. YES I DO. Ask Kiko. I’m even better when I’m drunk.
Believe In Yourself?
Yes, until my patients start stalling in their progress.
Get Motion Sickness?
Sometimes.
Think You Are Attractive?
Sexy. ;D
Like Thunderstorms?
Yes
Own An iPod?
Yes, and it’s full of stuff only Isaac and I can appreciate.
Pray?
Sometimes.
Keep A Journal/Diary?
No way.
Sing In The Shower?
If I have a song stuck in my head.
Chew on your pencils?
All the time, when I’m thinking.
Like your handwriting?
Yes. And no matter what Jay says, you can read it.
Cry at weddings?
No.
Like Camping?
Yes. Adventures!
Wear nail polish?
No.
Do you trust anyone with your life. If so, who?
Jay. And Kiko. Good thing she’s a doctor. A doctor that counts, Jay.
Do you like to watch storms pass by?
Yeah. I like thunder.
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Either Or
Sparking or still water: Sparkling
Kisses or hugs: Hugs
Piercings or tattoos: Uh... pierced ears. On girls.
Hot or cold: Cold
Nike or Adidas: Adidas
Cats or dogs: Cats
The US or the UK: US
McDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Church or nightclub: Nightclub
Mariah or Madonna: Mariah
Beer or soda:Beer Soda. v_v
Rock or rap: Rock
Winter or summer: Winter
Sun or rain: Rain
Love or lust: Can I have both?
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
Love or money: Love love love
Indiana Jones or James Bond: James Bond
Sweet or sour: Sweet
Night or day: Day
Originality or acceptance: Originality
Independence or Companionship: Companionship
Stability or Freedom: Freedom
Introvert or Extrovert: Extrovert
Wicked or RENT: Uh... I haven’t seen either. And Jay cried? I need to hear this story.
Music or Television: Television
Blondes or Brunettes: Brunettes
Birds or Squirrels: Squirrels
Car or Truck: Car
Driving or Riding: Driving
Mexican or Chinese food: Chinese
Pie or cake? Pie
Chocolate or vanilla? Vanilla
Smile or frown? Smile
Tears of joy or tears of sorrow? Why would anyone choose sorrow?
Past or present? Present.
Science fiction or fantasy? BOTH!
[d]Dull or sharp? Sharp. Like swords.
Live forever or die young? Live forever.
Books or television? Television
Jump or skip? Skip!
Fast or slow? Fast
Run or walk? Walk
Disney or Warner Brothers? Warner Brothers
Belle or Jasmine? Belle. She was cute.
Gaston or Cruella Deville? Gaston. At least he was entertaining.
Colors or black and white? Colors
Cute or pretty? Cute
Good or evil? Good
Fruits or vegetables? Fruits.
Milk or juice? Juice
Hot chocolate or gingerale? Hot Chocolate
Beer or wine? Beer
Movies or cartoons? Cartoons
Moon or stars? Moon
Sky or sea? Sea
Vision or hearing? Vision
How old were you when you had your first relationship? ... Nineteen. Ish.
Are you taken/single? Taken
How old were you when you had your first kiss? Cassidy kissed me to be obnoxious when we were kids. Does that count?
What color is your underwear? Green with gold Tri Forces
Do you like anyone right now? Everyone! ... That might change after I finish reading this thing. I don’t trust James.
Ever had your heartbroken? Yeees...
Miss anyone right now? Jilly. And my nieces and nephews. And Isaac. He went out to get more chips. ... What? I gave him money!
Who was the last person you sent a text to? James and Kiko, bragging that I kicked Isaac’s ass in Halo.
Last person to text you? James, telling me he didn’t care. Followed by Kiko, who also didn’t care. And told me to be nice.
Last person you saw? Isaac.
What was the last thing you said to someone? “Don’t forget the salsa.”
Who do you trust the most in your life? James, Kiko, and Jilly
Who do you love most? Kiko, my family.
Ever been in love? Yep.
Who has hurt you the most? Cassidy. She is mean.
Has a tragedy ever happened in your life? Personally, not really. But friends have. And, you know, all the bad stuff the US seems to attract.
Are you happy? Pretty happy, yep.
How many good friends do you have? A million. But James and Kiko are the most important. ... Jilly too, if sisters count.
Are there some songs you can't listen to because they remind you of someone? Doesn’t everyone?
Have you ever cheated on a partner? D: No.
Ever been cheated on? Not that I know of?
Ever been told someone loved you? Yes. But James, I told you last time, I don’t appreciate it.
Ever told someone you loved them and meant it? ^_^ Yep.
Not meant it? D: No. ... Unless I say it to James when I’m drunk. I DON’T MEAN IT THEN.
Ever had your heart broken? I said yes. D: Stop asking me.
Are you happy with where you are relationship-wise now? Totally.
What is your idea of true love? When Kiko says she’ll go to a gaming convention with me, we’ll be set.
When they slip, do you think you can let go the small stuff? Yeah. The small stuff doesn’t matter.
Do you believe in love at first sight? I think so?
Why or why not? I don’t know. It’s a pretty idea?
Do you believe that it is best to have a friendship first then love? ..... Yes?
Do you believe that love can be found in bars or is that too much of a risk? Maybe. Not for me. Baaaaad idea for me.
Should people go to bars to find love? Sure, if they’re not me.
Or should they go to places where people who like what they like hang out? This is a good idea. Work’s a good place to try too! Right Kiko?
Should men and women be expecting the other to buy the other gifts? D: Traditionally men were in the position to bring presents home. And I still sort of subscribe to that... >.> Isaac, give girls presents. They like it.
Who should wear the pants in the relationship or should it be a mutual give and take? Kiko, don’t laugh. It’s not funny. Mutual, or she might kill me.
Should chauvinists of either gender be in a relationship? Uh....
Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? Definitely.
How many girlfriends/ boyfriends have told you they love you? A few.
Have you ever thought that you were going to marry a person? Uh... marriage? O///o
Are you crushing on someone? Princess Zelda.
Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt? Yeah.
Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry? Not intentionally.
Are you happier single or in a relationship? Well, when I was single I wasn’t harassed about wasting money on gaming, or what I ate, or... yeah, relationship. I’m either harassed by Kiko, or I’m harassed by James.
Have you ever told someone you loved them and didn't mean it? Just James. WHEN I WAS DRUNK. >l
Have you ever had your heart broken? Salt. Wounds. Enough said.
Have you ever broken someone's heart? D: If I did, I didn’t mean to.
If you could go back in time and change things, would you? Can I change history too?
Think any of your exes feel the same? I don’t know.
Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend? I try!
Have you dated people who were not good to you? Not... really?
Have you dated someone older than you? Yees... I’m doing that now.
Younger? Does it make me a cradle robber if I say yes? Is this a loaded question?
Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? Yes
Do you Believe in love at first sight? You asked me this already.
Ever been given an engagement ring? No
Do you want to get married? I... uh.... sure?
Has anyone ever told you they wanted to marry you? Yes. >.>
Ever liked someone else's boyfriend or girlfriend? D: No. Wait. Is Zelda Link’s girlfriend?
Does heartbreak really feel as bad as it sounds? Yes. It buuuurns.
Have any of your exes told you they regret breaking up with you? I don’t know? I don’t have a lot.
Have you ever flirted with a friends crush? No. Unlike SOME PEOPLE I have more tact.
Would you believe your ex if she/he said they love you? Maybe?
Would you ever date your best male/female friend? sdjgljasdgjslfj No. No no no no no no. No. N.O. ... And I date my female best friend.
Have any of your exes called you by a nickname after the break up? Everyone calls me by a nickname. So... yes.
If your best friend of the opposite sex went out with someone you knew was wrong for them would you speak up? Yeah. IthinkIdid,actually. Sorry Jay.
Do you regret any of your relationships? Not really. Unless Jay’s being a jerk. Then I regret our friendship. Which is at least twice a week.
From: irulehyrule@yahoo.com
Subject: If You Love Me, You'll Do These <3
Hey beautiful.
James sent this to me. It's kind of fun! Try it.
If You...
Visit any place in the world, where would you go?
New Zealand, to stalk LoTR locations. And LegoLand. And Hyrule.
Change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
I’m perfect!
... I’d switch powers. Plant Manipulation. USELESS.Fly, where would you go and why?
Hyrule.
Make three wishes, what would you wish for?
1. I wish Cassidy would stop considering me her personal psychologist whenever she has a mood swing.
2. I wish James would stop being a jerk. And stop flirting with Kiko. >l
3. I wish I can make Kiko happy forever.
Meet someone from the past, who would you meet?
Jay, what kind of answer was that? Calamari? Ew.
The guy that invented the very first video game. So I can thank him. Profusely.
Have any pet what would you have?
Epona.
Um... I don’t have a pet, but a cat might be cool. Or a monkey.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Beliefs
Magic?
>.> No. Absolutely not. *cough*
Karma?
Yes
Love at first sight?
I told you, it’s a pretty idea.
Life on other planets?
Aliens exist. They do.
Miracles?
Yes?
Ghosts?
Yes.
Luck?
Yes!
Believe there’s a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?
>.> Not anymore.
Do you wish on stars?
Who does that?
Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?
Sort of.
Divorce?
Yes.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Questions For Freaks
*not a freak*
If the sky wasn’t blue and the grass wasn’t green… What colors would they be?
Gold and blue.
Which end of the worm is the head?
I don’t know. Ask one.
Why don’t boys have boobs?
I... they’d be a distraction?
What languages does hippos speak?
French.
If you run in the rain do you get less wet?
Nope. Thank you Mythbusters.
What shape was the last cloud you saw?
Tri Force
Why do sprouts taste so bad?
Who says they do?
Where does that other sock end up?
Hyrule. They’re being used to fuel a doomsday device.
Is Santa real?
No, but don’t tell my nieces and nephews.
Is a dog man's best friend?
Well, he is kind of a dog....
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Personal Survey
Do you go to the bathroom with the door open or closed?
Depends if anyone else is over.
Are your underwear and socks folded in your drawer or just thrown in?
Thrown in.
Sleep on your back or stomach?
Whichever is most comfortable.
Are you a cuddler?
Yeah. Apparently mostly when I’m drunk.
What would I find if I looked UNDER your bed?
Video games... clothes... dust bunnies
Something that happened today that made you angry?
James kicked my ass in chess earlier. I still say virtual chess doesn’t COUNT.
What were you doing before this survey?
Eating, playing games with Isaac, bullying him into going out to get more food.
What will you do after the survey?
Go back to eating and playing games with Isaac.
Marriage or living together?
Fajslgjlsjg Uh... you’re not supposed to live together until you’re married, so…
What shirt are you wearing now?
My favourite shirt. Black with an old school pixel Link that says ‘Don’t make me go Zelda on you’
Do you sing?
YES. SO WELL.
Do you de-label your beer bottles?
No. I like them on so I remember what I was drinking.
Do you talk about your feelings or hide them?
I’d be a bad example to my patients if I didn’t talk about them. ... I just don’t talk about them with Cassy.
Is there something you regret and wish you could take back?
I think everyone does...
First thing you do when you wake up?
Poke the snooze button and roll over.
Ever had surgery?
No?
Last argument you got into with?
Isaac. We disagreed on what constitutes as cheating.
Do you tend to rip the paper off water bottles?
Yes, because they’re usually old pop bottles.
What's one good thing about your best friend?
Good thing... good thing... he... keeps me from hugging the wrong people when we go drinking?
How long does it take for you to fall asleep at night?
Depends how late I’m staying up, and what I was doing.
When you shut off your alarm clock, do you tend to fall back asleep?
Yes. It’s why I have my phone alarm set too.
If you were given the chance to take care of a monkey for a weekend, would you?
Yes! Kiko? Please?
What are you looking forward to in the next few months?
The re-release of Ocarina of Time for the Nintendo 3DS is coming out.
It's midnight. Who are you texting?
Isaac, telling him to stop jerking off and go to bed. I have to look out for the little guy. Or James, if he can’t sleep.
It's Wednesday afternoon, where are you usually?
Work. Always work.
Honestly, if you could have ANYONE in the world, who would it be?
Princess Zelda. Kiko’s a close second. Sorry, honey.
Your Christmas list consists of?
... Jay, is that your Christmas list, or your Christmas card list? It’s looong.
You're going to New York for school shopping, where do you go first?
Why am I in New York? Better question, who am I shopping for?
You need a new pair of jeans, what store do you go to first?
Wherever’s close?
How do you feel about your hair?
It’s dark. And relatively sho - ... I need a haircut.
What movie is in your DVD player?
Final Fantasy: Advent Children.
If you could move away, no questions asked, where would you move?
Hyrule.
How much do looks matter to you in a guy/girl?
Well, Kiko’s pretty AND smart. And fantastic. And I love her. So I get both? Yay?
What's the greatest thing that happened to you today?
I told you Jay, virtual chess does. Not. COUNT. ... I got to hang out with Isaac and kick his ass in Halo.
How many TRUE best friends do you have?
Jay, Kiko, and Jilly. SISTERS COUNT.
What would you change about your life right now?
... Isaac would be back with the chips already?
What’s the best feeling in the world?
Beating a game for the first time ever, without having to resort to the guide.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Do You...
Sing Well?
YES. YES I DO. Ask Kiko. I’m even better when I’m drunk.Believe In Yourself?
Yes, until my patients start stalling in their progress.
Get Motion Sickness?
Sometimes.
Think You Are Attractive?
Sexy. ;D
Like Thunderstorms?
Yes
Own An iPod?
Yes, and it’s full of stuff only Isaac and I can appreciate.
Pray?
Sometimes.
Keep A Journal/Diary?
No way.
Sing In The Shower?
If I have a song stuck in my head.
Chew on your pencils?
All the time, when I’m thinking.
Like your handwriting?
Yes. And no matter what Jay says, you can read it.
Cry at weddings?
No.
Like Camping?
Yes. Adventures!
Wear nail polish?
No.Do you trust anyone with your life. If so, who?
Jay. And Kiko. Good thing she’s a doctor. A doctor that counts, Jay.
Do you like to watch storms pass by?
Yeah. I like thunder.
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Either Or
Sparking or still water: Sparkling
Kisses or hugs: Hugs
Piercings or tattoos: Uh... pierced ears. On girls.
Hot or cold: Cold
Nike or Adidas: Adidas
Cats or dogs: Cats
The US or the UK: US
McDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Church or nightclub: Nightclub
Mariah or Madonna: Mariah
Beer or soda:
Rock or rap: Rock
Winter or summer: Winter
Sun or rain: Rain
Love or lust: Can I have both?
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
Love or money: Love love love
Indiana Jones or James Bond: James Bond
Sweet or sour: Sweet
Night or day: Day
Originality or acceptance: Originality
Independence or Companionship: Companionship
Stability or Freedom: Freedom
Introvert or Extrovert: Extrovert
Wicked or RENT: Uh... I haven’t seen either. And Jay cried? I need to hear this story.
Music or Television: Television
Blondes or Brunettes: Brunettes
Birds or Squirrels: Squirrels
Car or Truck: Car
Driving or Riding: Driving
Mexican or Chinese food: Chinese
Pie or cake? Pie
Chocolate or vanilla? Vanilla
Smile or frown? Smile
Tears of joy or tears of sorrow? Why would anyone choose sorrow?
Past or present? Present.
Science fiction or fantasy? BOTH!
[d]Dull or sharp? Sharp. Like swords.
Live forever or die young? Live forever.
Books or television? Television
Jump or skip? Skip!
Fast or slow? Fast
Run or walk? Walk
Disney or Warner Brothers? Warner Brothers
Belle or Jasmine? Belle. She was cute.
Gaston or Cruella Deville? Gaston. At least he was entertaining.
Colors or black and white? Colors
Cute or pretty? Cute
Good or evil? Good
Fruits or vegetables? Fruits.
Milk or juice? Juice
Hot chocolate or gingerale? Hot Chocolate
Beer or wine? Beer
Movies or cartoons? Cartoons
Moon or stars? Moon
Sky or sea? Sea
Vision or hearing? Vision
How old were you when you had your first relationship? ... Nineteen. Ish.
Are you taken/single? Taken
How old were you when you had your first kiss? Cassidy kissed me to be obnoxious when we were kids. Does that count?
What color is your underwear? Green with gold Tri Forces
Do you like anyone right now? Everyone! ... That might change after I finish reading this thing. I don’t trust James.
Ever had your heartbroken? Yeees...
Miss anyone right now? Jilly. And my nieces and nephews. And Isaac. He went out to get more chips. ... What? I gave him money!
Who was the last person you sent a text to? James and Kiko, bragging that I kicked Isaac’s ass in Halo.
Last person to text you? James, telling me he didn’t care. Followed by Kiko, who also didn’t care. And told me to be nice.
Last person you saw? Isaac.
What was the last thing you said to someone? “Don’t forget the salsa.”
Who do you trust the most in your life? James, Kiko, and Jilly
Who do you love most? Kiko, my family.
Ever been in love? Yep.
Who has hurt you the most? Cassidy. She is mean.
Has a tragedy ever happened in your life? Personally, not really. But friends have. And, you know, all the bad stuff the US seems to attract.
Are you happy? Pretty happy, yep.
How many good friends do you have? A million. But James and Kiko are the most important. ... Jilly too, if sisters count.
Are there some songs you can't listen to because they remind you of someone? Doesn’t everyone?
Have you ever cheated on a partner? D: No.
Ever been cheated on? Not that I know of?
Ever been told someone loved you? Yes. But James, I told you last time, I don’t appreciate it.
Ever told someone you loved them and meant it? ^_^ Yep.
Not meant it? D: No. ... Unless I say it to James when I’m drunk. I DON’T MEAN IT THEN.
Ever had your heart broken? I said yes. D: Stop asking me.
Are you happy with where you are relationship-wise now? Totally.
What is your idea of true love? When Kiko says she’ll go to a gaming convention with me, we’ll be set.
When they slip, do you think you can let go the small stuff? Yeah. The small stuff doesn’t matter.
Do you believe in love at first sight? I think so?
Why or why not? I don’t know. It’s a pretty idea?
Do you believe that it is best to have a friendship first then love? ..... Yes?
Do you believe that love can be found in bars or is that too much of a risk? Maybe. Not for me. Baaaaad idea for me.
Should people go to bars to find love? Sure, if they’re not me.
Or should they go to places where people who like what they like hang out? This is a good idea. Work’s a good place to try too! Right Kiko?
Should men and women be expecting the other to buy the other gifts? D: Traditionally men were in the position to bring presents home. And I still sort of subscribe to that... >.> Isaac, give girls presents. They like it.
Who should wear the pants in the relationship or should it be a mutual give and take? Kiko, don’t laugh. It’s not funny. Mutual, or she might kill me.
Should chauvinists of either gender be in a relationship? Uh....
Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? Definitely.
How many girlfriends/ boyfriends have told you they love you? A few.
Have you ever thought that you were going to marry a person? Uh... marriage? O///o
Are you crushing on someone? Princess Zelda.
Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt? Yeah.
Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry? Not intentionally.
Are you happier single or in a relationship? Well, when I was single I wasn’t harassed about wasting money on gaming, or what I ate, or... yeah, relationship. I’m either harassed by Kiko, or I’m harassed by James.
Have you ever told someone you loved them and didn't mean it? Just James. WHEN I WAS DRUNK. >l
Have you ever had your heart broken? Salt. Wounds. Enough said.
Have you ever broken someone's heart? D: If I did, I didn’t mean to.
If you could go back in time and change things, would you? Can I change history too?
Think any of your exes feel the same? I don’t know.
Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend? I try!
Have you dated people who were not good to you? Not... really?
Have you dated someone older than you? Yees... I’m doing that now.
Younger? Does it make me a cradle robber if I say yes? Is this a loaded question?
Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? Yes
Do you Believe in love at first sight? You asked me this already.
Ever been given an engagement ring? No
Do you want to get married? I... uh.... sure?
Has anyone ever told you they wanted to marry you? Yes. >.>
Ever liked someone else's boyfriend or girlfriend? D: No. Wait. Is Zelda Link’s girlfriend?
Does heartbreak really feel as bad as it sounds? Yes. It buuuurns.
Have any of your exes told you they regret breaking up with you? I don’t know? I don’t have a lot.
Have you ever flirted with a friends crush? No. Unlike SOME PEOPLE I have more tact.
Would you believe your ex if she/he said they love you? Maybe?
Would you ever date your best male/female friend? sdjgljasdgjslfj No. No no no no no no. No. N.O. ... And I date my female best friend.
Have any of your exes called you by a nickname after the break up? Everyone calls me by a nickname. So... yes.
If your best friend of the opposite sex went out with someone you knew was wrong for them would you speak up? Yeah. IthinkIdid,actually. Sorry Jay.
Do you regret any of your relationships? Not really. Unless Jay’s being a jerk. Then I regret our friendship. Which is at least twice a week.
