Cables and Pansies (King)

[Mia Keystone]

KING!

I've met the love of my life. My parents bought him from me and his name is Cable and he's a baby ball python.

HOW FUCKING SWEET IS THAT? I HAVE A SNAKE!

Come and meet him, so he knows not to eat you on sight.

Also,

Where are you staying? I could find out, but I thought you might want to tell me first to avoid me digging up my Miss Bojangles disguise and checking out campus.

My grounding is OVER! So I can actually do this.

Also, YOU WORK IN A FLOWER SHOP! I can now call you pansy.
But do you get the free cookies too because that woman can bake, even if she did start crying when I met her. It wasn't my fault, I swear on Cable's beady eyes.

Intel, King. I needs it.

Love
from
Yours,
Mia.

[Jonah King]

Keystone,

Your parents bought you a python? Seriously? Actually, I don’t know why I’m surprised. I’m just surprised the school are letting you keep him. Have you been bribing Dr Neville?

I’m living in the West Building on campus. It’s OK, although the wifi keeps cutting out. It would drive you crazy. Next time you want to complain about Hammel, just remember how good the Internet is, OK?

If you call me Pansy, I get to think of a really bad nickname for you.

What did you do to Ms Tonaya? Do I have to remove you from the shop next time you visit me there?

When can I visit?

J

[Mia Keystone]

He's only a foot and a half right now, but he's gonna grow up big and strong. And besides, you should know that Dr Neville would never accept bribes from me. I just use the knowledge I can choose to flunk and make him stuck with me for another year. That's reason enough.

Anyway he's in a tank. Well, he came in a tank. He likes it better on my shoulders though, and he likes sleeping on Kaylee. He's just my[/b] a baby, after all.

Dude, get an apartment. I can't handle bad wifi. You know this. If money is a problem, I can get one and you can pay me rent. Or pay me in other ways....

Seriously, when I graduate, I DO expect a couch to crash on at least.

Any nickname you make up, I've heard worse and you know it. People don't seem to get that I see being called The Terminator as a compliment though. And I don't know what her problem was. I went to see her like a week after you graduated because I wanted to talk to you and I was there like, ten minutes and she gets all weepy eyed. Is she cracked?

Visit now. Right now. Otherwise Cable will not know you and get jealous and eat you.

M.