Kip's Manly Quest
Feb 26, 2012 2:53:05 GMT -5
Post by Cole Kessler on Feb 26, 2012 2:53:05 GMT -5
This story is courtesy of "Story Tale Mania 360" An Xbox Live Indie Game. Available ow for only 80msp($1 USD)
(Well, that and sheer boredom on my part, lol)
Far away in a handsome forest there lived an scruffy gnome names Kip. The forest was full of magical bats and evil soup cans but Kip was protected by a special amulet that he wore. One brilliant morning Kip was cutting firewood when a lethal wizard and 1209 books appeared in front of him. The wizard told Kip that a greasy Moose was going to come to wound the forest and he was the only one who could stop it. The venomous wizard told Kip that he needed to find the insane staff that would open the chest of bears to save the forest. HE then gave Kip a frozen-solid scroll which was a map to find the staff. Just as Kip accepted the exotic challenge, the wizard banished in a blast of flash lights.
Kips began his quest by going through the ninja swamp. It was difficult because there were 1190 alligators begging in the swamp however, Kip was able to rock his way through them. After leaving the swamp, Kip had to climb the volcano of death star. Giant snakes kept flying above Kip and dropped raptors on him. Kip cast an intelligent spell on them and ran into a massive cave. As he walked through the rugged cave he found a large room where he saw the staff. The staff was protected by a talented shield that would turn anything into a beard that got close to it. Kip fired 158 attractive spells at the shield but it didn't help. Suddenly Kip had a manly idea! He used a malicious spell to pull the staff through the heroic shield. The staff's distrubed magic was powerful and protected it through the shield. Kip blasted the staff and ran out of the cave.
Next, Kip headed to the giant outlandish bee hive where the chest could be found. 531 days later Kip arrived at the undercover hive and began to shave into one of the bi-polar combs. Only 126 bees saw him because he was squealing qquietly across the floor. He entered into the insane Queen's chamber and masterfully snuck over to the chest. The invisible staff began to hover and the chest burst open. A malicious scuba suit snagged out of the chest and flew into the air. Kip told it about the danger to the iontoxicated forest. It said "fire the torpedo" and then flew out of the acceptable bee hive.
Kip knew the forest was safe not and his manly quest was complete. He brushed back to his house and told the wizard, "There's gonna be a party tonight."
THE END
(Well, that and sheer boredom on my part, lol)
Far away in a handsome forest there lived an scruffy gnome names Kip. The forest was full of magical bats and evil soup cans but Kip was protected by a special amulet that he wore. One brilliant morning Kip was cutting firewood when a lethal wizard and 1209 books appeared in front of him. The wizard told Kip that a greasy Moose was going to come to wound the forest and he was the only one who could stop it. The venomous wizard told Kip that he needed to find the insane staff that would open the chest of bears to save the forest. HE then gave Kip a frozen-solid scroll which was a map to find the staff. Just as Kip accepted the exotic challenge, the wizard banished in a blast of flash lights.
Kips began his quest by going through the ninja swamp. It was difficult because there were 1190 alligators begging in the swamp however, Kip was able to rock his way through them. After leaving the swamp, Kip had to climb the volcano of death star. Giant snakes kept flying above Kip and dropped raptors on him. Kip cast an intelligent spell on them and ran into a massive cave. As he walked through the rugged cave he found a large room where he saw the staff. The staff was protected by a talented shield that would turn anything into a beard that got close to it. Kip fired 158 attractive spells at the shield but it didn't help. Suddenly Kip had a manly idea! He used a malicious spell to pull the staff through the heroic shield. The staff's distrubed magic was powerful and protected it through the shield. Kip blasted the staff and ran out of the cave.
Next, Kip headed to the giant outlandish bee hive where the chest could be found. 531 days later Kip arrived at the undercover hive and began to shave into one of the bi-polar combs. Only 126 bees saw him because he was squealing qquietly across the floor. He entered into the insane Queen's chamber and masterfully snuck over to the chest. The invisible staff began to hover and the chest burst open. A malicious scuba suit snagged out of the chest and flew into the air. Kip told it about the danger to the iontoxicated forest. It said "fire the torpedo" and then flew out of the acceptable bee hive.
Kip knew the forest was safe not and his manly quest was complete. He brushed back to his house and told the wizard, "There's gonna be a party tonight."
THE END
