Hey! You! I Don't Like Your Girlfriend! [closed]

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Either Elina really overestimated his intellect or she was simply horrible at trying to frustrate this guy. If anything, quite the opposite was taking place. Rolling her eyes, the girl huffed. ”What are you? Someone looking for a hooker? Because yes, yes you do. You just asked for sex as a way to thank you for this bracelet, so technically you see it as a payment.” She could ramble on about how his words were so contradictory, but she figured it would be a miracle if he understood the current remark already.

After that, her own laughter joined his. ”Well, good to know that. How about I guide you back to your street corner and you can prove your worth to others then.” Braxton had managed to sound like what he had ‘accused’ her of being. Then again, his presence entertained her. Maybe she should keep him around a tad bit longer. ”Or you could still play along and I’ll do as I told Charlize as well: buy lingerie.” Bet that, all of the sudden, this did sound fair to him.

”But hey, it’s all up to you. It’s free of charge though, and it could definitely be considered as a payment.”

[Braxton Carson]

"What?" Braxton asked.

He was confused now. Like very confused. Then again, it wasn't something particularly hard to accomplish, but still, every time Braxton attempted to make sense of Elina's words and what she was meaning, he found himself thinking simply of sex and/or muffins. The more she elaborated o the subject, the more his mind buried in confusion and the more it tried to fly away into a safe area.

"I feel like muffins." He decided to simply stop thinking about it and give the win to Elina, he knew she probably was right and his head had started to hurt anyway. "Wanna go? I know the best banana muffins in town." He was officially asking for a date. "And also the best banana in the world, if you know what I mean."

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Wait, what? Muffins? At least that statement was effective because Elina kept her mouth shut and simply blinked at him in confusion. Either he hadn’t heard her pronounce ‘lingerie’ or she had already lost him at the first word. The girl shrugged it off though, slightly pursing her lips in a thoughtful manner. ”Um, sure. Banana muffins it is.” If that’s what made him happy. And of course the next remark couldn’t be missing.

With that, Ellie found herself tagging along. ”I think I know what you mean,” she acknowledged while making sure to keep up with him and to estimate where they were going. It did require some focus, especially since there was the risk of not getting banana muffins once he found out she was blind. You never knew how he might react to the impairment.

”Do they also happen to have the best hot chocolate in town?” Because that would be awesome.

[Braxton Carson]

"Meh, I don't like hot chocolate." Braxton said in between checking his cellphone.

The boy spent most of the trip through the mall reading and replying texts on his Blackberry, still, uselessly, waiting for Ethan's reply on his text. He shrugged as they approached the small bakery in the mall. Truth was, this bakery didn't offer the best banana muffins in town, that title had been awarded by Braxton to a small store downtown. The problem was that he had been banned from the premises of said store a long time ago after entering an argument with the owner over the recipe for the muffins been changed (he could tell) and threatening to sue if they didn't change it back. Needless to say, other heavy words were used, a couple of things were broken and, well, the chef is now the third person in Pilot Ridge to have a restraining order against the Carson twin. The other two, well, don't ask.

"Here we are." He said as he placed his cellphone back in his pocket. "Let me do the talk," He turned around to face the girl before they entered the place. "I get a special discount."

With that said, Brax opened the door and entered, the smell of warm baked goods painting a wide smile in his face.

"GET OUT!" The woman behind the counter yelled at Braxton immediately. "YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE ANYMORE, I GOT A RESTRAINING ORDER!"

Brax immediately grabbed Elina and pulled her out of the store, quickening their walk until they were far enough from it.

"Great," He sighed. "This one's new..." Braxton face-palmed himself. "how am I explaining this to Ethan? He's gonna kill me..."

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So what if he didn’t like hot chocolate? Ellie did! And she was going to order one, whether he liked it or not. When they neared the small store, the delicious smell had already reached her nose. It made her feel hungry and grow even more eager to taste those banana muffins. Except, despite the fact that the girl did let Brax do the talk, they ended up with empty hands as the guy had to rush out of the store after the woman behind the counter yelled at him. What? ”Let you do the talking?” Elina mocked while folding arms against her chest. God, she really couldn’t leave anything up to guys. So she sighed and shook her head. ”And who’s Ethan?” Sounded like someone had a boyfriend.

”Anyhow, I’m going to get myself some banana muffins.” With that said, Elina spun around and moved back to the store. A couple of steps away from him, she did cast a glance over her shoulder, assuming he had not moved and she was ‘looking’ straight back at him. ”You stay here.” Not wasting any more time, Ellie headed into the store again and ignored the huff of the woman who had probably seen her as Braxton’s companion. But the girl played it smart and put effort into making it obvious that she lacked vision. Hands were held out in front of her to make sure she didn’t stumble into something, eventually succeeding at finding the counter. And in case the woman didn’t believe her since no one could tell based on her eyes, Ellie plucked her wallet from her purse and searched for the piece of paper that did have her condition on it, placing it down in front of her.

”Can you tell me what I can order? What kind of cupcakes do you have?” Oh yeah, she could not read. ”Braxton was sort of going to do that for me, but you scared him off…” A sad little pout showed before she heaved a deep sigh. Mhm, Braxton Carson was the type of guy who willingly helped out a blind girl. How could the woman not know how sweet and caring he was? As the woman began to sum up all the possibilities, the girl patiently listened and nodded every once in a while.

”Oh, wait… I just wanted ten banana muffins. And a hot chocolate.” She had clearly known all along. Able to hear the woman grumble, probably losing the pity she had felt towards Elina, as she got that order ready.

It didn’t take long before Ellie was out again, pushing a bag in Braxton’s hands. ”And that’s how it’s done. Enjoy.”

[Braxton Carson]

"He's..." Braxton began to explain, but fortunately, Elina said another thing that called his attention more than answering who Ethan was. "Oh! Oh! Get me ten! Banana, only banana!"

Braxton was excited to see Elina walk into the store to get muffins for him. That was, by far, the most romantic thing anyone had ever done to him. Well, Ethan had done it for him about a millionth times in the past, but that was different, right? In any case, while the girl did her deed, Braxton gave his back to store and took his cellphone out to inform his best friend of what was going on.

Fake girlfriend with weird name is getting me muffins. He typed and sent. No one's ever done that for me. I in love with her already. No, it never crossed his mind that Ethan could be slightly bummed by that. Also, got a new restraining order for the owner of that other bakery in the mall Sorry

When he heard the door open, Brax turned around and saw Elina walk out with a bag of what he could already smell, were warm little pieces of heaven.

"Gimme!" He exclaimed very loudly as he was passed the bag. "Yeshhhh!" The boy took one from the bag and bit it, making his face perform very orgasmic expressions. "God, they're so good..." He said with his mouth still full. "Oh thank you," Braxton launched himself at giving Elina a hug. "thank you, thank you, thank you, whatever-is-your-name-I-forgot, thank you, thank you!"

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Oh, Braxton better realized he wouldn’t get away with all then muffins. For now she just let him savor the sweet taste of a muffin, for once secretly wishing that she had been given sight at birth. Something told her his facial expressions were worth it. The least Elina had expected was to be tugged into a hug and she awkwardly patted the guy’s back with one hand before actually letting it rest there and to allow herself to cherish this rare occasion.

Once they parted again, Elina motioned to the bag where the delicious scent was coming from. ”Just so you know, one of those is mine. See it as a punishment for not remembering my name and for getting a restraining order.” A pause followed. ”How did end up with that anyway?” Oh, and there was something else that still needed to be answered. That seemed more important than reminding him of her name, seeing he probably didn’t have a better memory than a goldfish. ”And who did you say Ethan was?”

[Braxton Carson]

Braxton was far too entertained by the sweetness of the baked goods to notice the slightly off pointing sign of Ellie. Heck, he was too busy to even pay attention to her words, but when his mind processed that she was threatening to take away one of his muffins, because yes, his mind understood that as a threat, Braxton got alarmed immediately.

"Pfff!" He let out in between bites. "You should have gotten more then." Brax was so not giving any muffin to poor Ellie. "Ugh," He looked away with Elina's question. "I guess she's too sensitive or something. Menopause or something, dry vajayjays are just as bad as having sand in them. I did not do anything to her." Besides stalking her, breaking into her home, and restaurant and threatening her... as means to find her recipe for the muffins. Or generally to find more muffins. Don't judge. "Oh, he's my..." Brax took a huge bite of his muffin and continued to talk with his mouth full. "BEE-opidshfpsnd-EFF."

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”Hey!” Elina didn’t hold back as her hand suddenly snapped forward and slapped him against the back of his head. How freaking ungrateful was he?! It was an automatic reaction, but she didn’t apologize for it. Instead eyes squinted together and arms got folded against her chest, only for a hand to be held out. ”You give them back then if you’re going to be so damn greedy. Who paid for them, mh?” If this hot chocolate wasn’t so good, Braxton might have ended up with burn wounds by now.

”And I don’t even want to know where that comparison came from.” She shook her head and then sipped the hot beverage while she still waited for him to hand over a muffin. Perhaps, if lucky, it might actually work out in his advantage if he were to share. ”Okay, well, what would your BFF say about this kind of behavior, mh? Would be approve of how selfish you are being? I’m pretty sure it will be quite a disappointment if he finds out.” It was worth the try to give him some sort of conscience this way.

[Braxton Carson]

"You can't give me baked heavens and expect me to give them back." Braxton said in a very "it's obvious" tone."

And to any other person that knew Braxton and his love for banana muffins, it was an obvious thing. Maybe from now on, Elina would know this too: Braxton does not share muffins. He has never done so and he's definitely not planning on doing so anytime soon. The Carson twin then smiled briefly at Elina's words. Ethan definitely did disapprove of this, and heck, he disapproved of almost everything Braxton did in a 24/7 basis, but he had learned (the hard way), that the boy is as stubborn as humanly possible, and that you either learn to love you as he is, or you simply hate it. The second one is far easier, of course.

"He'll get over it." Braxton finished his second muffing and delved into the third one. "Look, it's been very nice, you know, you saving me from blonde-psycho and I spending a small fortune over that thingie-thing," He pointed at the bracelet. "but I now have muffins, so day's been made, and since you're not giving me a blowjob, I'll go look for some bitch who will." Braxton winked at Elina. "See you around, babe."

He wasn't in the mood to ask for a number or anything else from Elina, fearing that another date would cost him as much as this one did, so, hugging his bag of muffins, the brunette simply turned around and walked away. Hopefully the next time they ran into each other, if they did, no blonde would be trying to pin a baby into Braxton.