Your Guide to Your New Minion
Nov 26, 2014 14:25:57 GMT -5
Post by Perry Fairfax on Nov 26, 2014 14:25:57 GMT -5
Hello and thank you for purchasing an Evil Minion. While Minions are fairly easy roleplayers to take care of, below are a few tips on how to maximize your fun with your new minion. Please remember to feed them once a week, let them play video games sometimes and watch out for their tendency toward world domination.
What is your plotting philosophy?
When you're plotting with your minion, remember that she prefers things to be a surprise in the end. She prefers to set up plot points rather than conclusions.[/b]
What types of plots are you not interested in playing?
Minions are not very fond of generic romance plots nor pregnancies, though they remain flexible as long as things are interesting.
How often can you reply to any given thread?
On most days, your minion will be available to play and post multiple times a day. This can be drastically effected by busy holidays, when your minion is working for her other minion position.
What is the longest you're willing to wait for a reply to a thread?
Minions are fickle beasts, so they must be kept entertained often. They will not wait more than a week before deciding that a thread is dead.
Are you open to RPing over instant messengers? If so, what's the best way to contact you and what times are you generally available?
Your minion is welcomed to RPing over skype as long as people don't mind short replies. She is available after 5 on most days, though her schedule is incredibly fickle.
Are you open to post volleying?
This minion welcomes and encourages volleying with Skype as a communication device. (evilminionnumber2)
Anything else?
Your minion can be a very spontaneous and very silly in her plots. While she can be serious at times, it is recommended you avoid playing with her if you are interested in having completely dramatic plots.
What are you limits regarding powerplay/godmoding?
Minions do not mind it when other characters grab, punch, or physically interact with their own, but flat out writing a response or emotional reaction is discouraged unless you've been playing with one for a while.
What are your limits in regards to romantic situations?
Your minion prefers to see romance blood naturally, but she is willing to create characters for romantic ships as long as they are interesting. She has very few limits on romance, except when statutory rape or incest is involved.
What are your limits in regards to sex (within the TOS)?
Your minion will go as far as the ToS will allow, but is very uncomfortable doing any sort of romance with any sexual nature (implied or not) with anyone under the age of 18.
What are your limits in regards to violent scenes (within the TOS)?
Minions are free to violence of all forms with in the ToS.
What are your limits in regards to abuse/rape in plots?
Minions are fine with any sort of abuse and rape as long as a proper trigger warning is posted on the thread after it has occurred to avoid upsetting other players.
Anything else?
(Anything else you want to add that other players should know!)
Credit to Rhi-Rhi from Spirits of the Earth for this questionnaire.
We thank you for using Evil Co. and hope you make more minion purchases from us when this one is inevitably killed by a plucky rebel.
PLAYER WANTS
What is your plotting philosophy?
When you're plotting with your minion, remember that she prefers things to be a surprise in the end. She prefers to set up plot points rather than conclusions.[/b]
What types of plots are you not interested in playing?
Minions are not very fond of generic romance plots nor pregnancies, though they remain flexible as long as things are interesting.
How often can you reply to any given thread?
On most days, your minion will be available to play and post multiple times a day. This can be drastically effected by busy holidays, when your minion is working for her other minion position.
What is the longest you're willing to wait for a reply to a thread?
Minions are fickle beasts, so they must be kept entertained often. They will not wait more than a week before deciding that a thread is dead.
Are you open to RPing over instant messengers? If so, what's the best way to contact you and what times are you generally available?
Your minion is welcomed to RPing over skype as long as people don't mind short replies. She is available after 5 on most days, though her schedule is incredibly fickle.
Are you open to post volleying?
This minion welcomes and encourages volleying with Skype as a communication device. (evilminionnumber2)
Anything else?
Your minion can be a very spontaneous and very silly in her plots. While she can be serious at times, it is recommended you avoid playing with her if you are interested in having completely dramatic plots.
PLAYER LIMITS
What are you limits regarding powerplay/godmoding?
Minions do not mind it when other characters grab, punch, or physically interact with their own, but flat out writing a response or emotional reaction is discouraged unless you've been playing with one for a while.
What are your limits in regards to romantic situations?
Your minion prefers to see romance blood naturally, but she is willing to create characters for romantic ships as long as they are interesting. She has very few limits on romance, except when statutory rape or incest is involved.
What are your limits in regards to sex (within the TOS)?
Your minion will go as far as the ToS will allow, but is very uncomfortable doing any sort of romance with any sexual nature (implied or not) with anyone under the age of 18.
What are your limits in regards to violent scenes (within the TOS)?
Minions are free to violence of all forms with in the ToS.
What are your limits in regards to abuse/rape in plots?
Minions are fine with any sort of abuse and rape as long as a proper trigger warning is posted on the thread after it has occurred to avoid upsetting other players.
Anything else?
(Anything else you want to add that other players should know!)
Credit to Rhi-Rhi from Spirits of the Earth for this questionnaire.
We thank you for using Evil Co. and hope you make more minion purchases from us when this one is inevitably killed by a plucky rebel.
