Féond oferswithath! Forth Eorlingas! (Estelle)

[Ginny Campbell]

Worms.Make.Dirt.: Suilad, Estelion. ^_^
Worms.Make.Dirt.: I trust all is well in Gondor?
Worms.Make.Dirt.: Rumors that Thranduil strongly resembles Dr. Who continue unabated.
Worms.Make.Dirt.: I rather hope this claim is untrue as he looks like my father and that would just FREAK ME THE HELL OUT.
Worms.Make.Dirt.: Particularly as last I checked my father was a rider of the mark, not an Elvish anything.

[Estelle Flores]

Estelion: Suliad Rymenhild! XD

Estelion: : All is well in Gondor; the Dark Lord of homework has been momentarily defeated. The study hall of Osgiliath is holding fast. I suspect the weekend will bring more encouragement to the troops.

Estelion: : I HEARD. And the rumors that a certain old Vulcan may be the voice of the Old Worm Smaug. Which, I gotta say would be pretty awesome.

Estelion: : Wow, really?! That’s kinda cool though. Do people get them mixed up and ask for an autograph or something?

Estelion: : lol and certainly not the half-mad king of Mirkwood. Thranduil has issues, yo.

Estelion: : If my dad were to be an Elvish anything, I’d rather he be Elrond. He’s cooler. And Imladris is super awesome. And gratefully lacking in giant talking spiders. [*shakes fist at JK Rowling*]

[Ginny Campbell]

Worms.Make.Dirt.: I believe people have commented on the resemblance to him before.
Worms.Make.Dirt.: The voice of smaug will forever be Richard Boone. Boon? Whatevs. SORRY NIMOY. >_>
Worms.Make.Dirt.: Yes, well, I suppose if I lived in a forest with Shelob's descendants I would be crazy, too.
Worms.Make.Dirt.: Err, Ungoliant. Not Shelob. One giant spider is much the same as another to us Shield-maidens. I'll just kill them, the lore-masters can keep track of which is which.
Worms.Make.Dirt.: Oooh, singing all day in Imladris would be fun. Tralalalally down in the valley. And all that jazz.

[Estelle Flores]

Estelion: Aw BOO. Nimoy will be EXCELLENT. and there will be much giggling on my end *TOS nerd* Although I am worried people will just be like "LOLSPOCK" and get distracted.

Estelion: That's already happening on the internet. People are getting really silly about that -_-;;

Estelion: But then, fandom is rather silly. Avoid fanfiction.net, Rymenhild. They're awfully sweet, but they can't take concrit :C

Estelion: Like, livejournal's okay, but one time I gave one piece of concrit on ff and this poor author EXPLODED at me.

Estelion: She was probably having a bad day. Or was about twelve years old >.> Either one

Estelion: ANYWAYS.

Estelion: hahahaha your valiant crusade against the beasts is most worthy of song. I yield to your spider-hunting wisdom. And if there were ever a spider apocalypse I would know who to call xD

Estelion: but but but. They aren't SUPPOSED to be tra la laling D: it doesn't mesh with the stuff in the Silmarillion! What about the dignity!

Estelion: I just pretend every single Elf in Imladris was just totally hammered when Bilbo & co passed through and Elrond gave them a stern lecture later. xD

Estelion: It makes me feel better

[Ginny Campbell]

Worms.Make.Dirt.: Fandom is ridic. the internet is ridic. together they combine to cause EPIC DRAMA
Worms.Make.Dirt.: I only read fanfiction if someone links me to it.
Worms.Make.Dirt.: I think the last fanfic I read was on....Fiction Alley? Some Harry/Luna short story. DON'T JUDGE ME
Worms.Make.Dirt.: Gosh, how silly of you to assume someone wanted anything other than slavish praise
Worms.Make.Dirt.: OK I can't stand it. Your icon. WIN. I gotta change mine.



Worms.Make.Dirt.: Don't worry, I'll protect you, I am the spider stomping queen. you hear that spiders? Imma smash you~
Worms.Make.Dirt.: Wasn't there that line in Fellowship that some were light-hearted and some were serious?
Worms.Make.Dirt.: <----- too lazy to look it up
Worms.Make.Dirt.: but you may be right, that wine of Dorwinion is some strong shit. No pansy shire brew, that's for sure.

[Estelle Flores]

Estelion: It's true. and I'm not a very dramatic person, you know xD which means I invariably get ignored in the face of more exciting drama or fanfictions of a higher caliber

Estelion: My special pain, however shall I survive. hahaha

Estelion: HAHA I would make fun of your choice in fanfiction, but it's not as weird as the things you accidentally stumble across, lemme tell you >.>

Estelion: People lie in their story descriptions. LIE.

Estelion: alksjfushdjkdhfjkash AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Estelion: Oh my goodness, that is the best icon ever.

Estelion: That part always bothered me in the movie >.> I couldn't figure out whether it was hilarious, sad, or annoying. And the weird combination of the three made me just feel conflicted. The actor did a GREAT job tho

Estelion: *swoon* your spider stomping skills are most impressive xD

Estelion: oh yeah. you're probably right or something *grumbles* lol

Estelion: dude, no joke. but I guess hobbit ale has to be a little lighter since they're short little things. Otherwise their hobbity livers would explode and that would just be messy

[Ginny Campbell]

Worms.Make.Dirt.: OH COME ON. you are from Gondor, aren't you related to the Dunedain? Don't tell me they don't know how to do drama down there.
Worms.Make.Dirt.: I have a cousin who is obsessed with Harry/Draco. OBSESSED. She's already traumatized me with her own fanfiction, I don't know if it could get any worse.
Worms.Make.Dirt.: Thanks! I'm rather fond of it myself.
Worms.Make.Dirt.: I was actually thinking of The Hobbit. xD I forgot about the movie scene. Nnnnnnnnngh there were some......interesting scene additions
Worms.Make.Dirt.: Like Aragorn making out with his horse. I totally don't remember any bestiality in the books. BUT YOU KNOW
Worms.Make.Dirt.: I guess the horse was cuter than Arwen
Worms.Make.Dirt.: The Shire has an inn league though so that gets them some points. but EW EXPLODING HOBBITS EW EW EW
Worms.Make.Dirt.: Yet another reason to keep them away from the G Man's firework stash

[Estelle Flores]

Estelion: Well you know. We don't talk about THAT drama. Inevitably someone will make an ill-advised decision regarding some jewelry and then suddenly we have no king XP

Estelion: That. Is rather strange. But not altogether unsurprising. You'd be surprised how popular that is. Bleh. xP

Estelion: OMG YOU SAW THAT TOO WE ARE THE SAME PERSON.

Estelion: I was like "....aand in some corner of the internet, everyone exploded. Poor Brego." >.>

Estelion: Hahaha. I can't be objective about Liv Tyler. In all her interviews, I can't help but think there's nothing going on upstairs. Which simultaneously irritates and saddens me.

Estelion: EXPLODING HOBBITS HAVE FUN WITH THAT MENTAL IMAGE you're welcome.

Estelion: loool. tell that to Merry and Pippen. They're so cuute. *coos over them*

[Ginny Campbell]

Worms.Make.Dirt.: Didn't you have some plagues from Angmar that wiped out a bunch of your people. You know, when they were in Anarion and Rhudaur or whatevs.
Worms.Make.Dirt.: Dude, I love Nat but if she sends me one more story where Harry acts like a thirteen year old bitch I'm gonna gouge my eyes out B|
Worms.Make.Dirt.: WE ARE D:
Worms.Make.Dirt.: So you go to the University of Vermont >.>
Worms.Make.Dirt.: YEAH THANKS I AM GONNA HAVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT THAT
Worms.Make.Dirt.: The Inn League are more badass than the Dwarven Ale Association. THEY JUST MADE ONE CAUSE THEY WERE JEALOUS OF THE HOBBITS xP
Worms.Make.Dirt.: Unless they take those fireworks with them to Isengard they have no business being near them. -_-

[Estelle Flores]

Estelion: whoo boy did we ever. Little known fact: all Gondorians hold a pack of disinfecting wipes and some hand sanitizer in their cloak at all times. They just don't like to talk about it because it really ruins their rep

Estelion: lol. Sucks dude. I've bid the HP fandom farewell. It got a little too crazy for me >.> One of the reasons I've never seen Supernatural. Their fans are a little...enthusiastic

Estelion: LOL no, I go to Hammel. No college yet. xD

Estelion: NO PROBLEM XP see how good an internet friend I am?

Estelion: aklsafjhkhuiehjfkdsh AHAHAHAHAHAHA oh my god how does that even exist ahaha

Estelion: I almost spilled my water all over my keyboard

Estelion: Aww don't blame Merry and Pippen for being mischievous. It's their archetype! It's better than being Legolas at any rate >C He had, like, NO POINT

[Ginny Campbell]

Worms.Make.Dirt.: Wow. Preparation, you has it. My dad would be so proud
Worms.Make.Dirt.: YUP. Us lotr fans, we're the classy ones. Other fandoms just can't compare
Worms.Make.Dirt.: Except maybe Redwall. I love Redwall. I may be secretly 11.
Worms.Make.Dirt.: Hammel
Worms.Make.Dirt.: The Hammel Institute. Pilot Ridge.
Worms.Make.Dirt.: MY DAD WORKS THERE OH EM GEE
Worms.Make.Dirt.: Have you read the gossip blog? hilarious stuff
Worms.Make.Dirt.: pretty sure doc N writes it
Worms.Make.Dirt.: <3 lotro
Worms.Make.Dirt.: I can blame them all I want! although they are awesome friends, them and Fatty.
Worms.Make.Dirt.: his point was to have an elf with the 9 walkers. and to get them into Lorien. in the movie his point was to draw in tween fangirls and look pretty

[Estelle Flores]

Estelion: *bows* thank you, thank you very much

Estelion:OMG I also love Redwall!! Still the same person XD

Estelion: ... Er. um. Yes? D:

Estelion: WHAT NO WAY!!

Estelion: Who's your dad? Is he a teacher?

Estelion: whaaat? Dr. Neville wouldn't do that!

Estelion: Pretty sure that's breaking teacher code!

Estelion: Besides, he's too nice.

Estelion: ... Even though he... is a telepath. O.O

Estelion: Hm.

Estelion: ANYWAYS. I guess... And I suppose Orlando Bloom is grateful for Legolas, bless his little, underacting heart

[Ginny Campbell]

Worms.Make.Dirt.: Mossflower is still the best
Worms.Make.Dirt.: Naw, dad's recruitment. Dr. Campbell.
Worms.Make.Dirt.: COME ON. it would be a brilliant fake out
Worms.Make.Dirt.: .....although I kind of hope he's wrong about my dads. EW.
Worms.Make.Dirt.: HAHAHA. YUP. he got to shoot things and now he's an idol
Worms.Make.Dirt.: I would rather date Faramir
Worms.Make.Dirt.: Or Eowyn
Worms.Make.Dirt.: think they'd be up for a threesome?
Worms.Make.Dirt.: (j/k that would be weird)

[Estelle Flores]

Estelion: What's the name of the Badger lady? Is THAT mossflower? >.> Clearly it has been too long since I read those, but she is my favorite

Estelion: WHOA NO WAY. That is super cool. I've never met him, I was recruited by someone else, BUT THAT IS SO COOL. If I ever meet him I will tell him I know you

Estelion: that won't be creepy at all! xD

Estelion: ...yeah that's more about your dads than I think anyone wants to know, sry >_<

Estelion: Hey, I'd wanna shoot things. >.> And have that pretty hair. Although I don't have the right skin tone for blonde

Estelion: Also I'm pretty sure Orlie is prettier than me *single tear*

Estelion: mmmm faramir... :3

Estelion: LOL

Estelion: I guarantee you there is fic about that xD

[Ginny Campbell]

Worms.Make.Dirt.: Nooooo, Mossflower was the one where Martin the Warrior came and freed the animals from the evil cats.
Worms.Make.Dirt.: Are you thinking of the badger in Taggerung? Cregga Roseyes or something?
Worms.Make.Dirt.: Nope, definitely not creepy. I know some of the students anyway so you know, he probably won't think it's weird
Worms.Make.Dirt.: I'm blond!
Worms.Make.Dirt.: Orlie is prettier than me toooooo and everytime I see his name written as Orlie I think "ORLY?"
Worms.Make.Dirt.: Of course there is
Worms.Make.Dirt.: Fic writers TRY to be disturbing. It's like their goal in life or something