Ask Levi Anything!

[Vincent Meian]

Xu-san,

Do you think that you may see where I go when my powers are used? I do not know if I in fact travel elsewhere, but that is certainly a less disconcerting thought than simply ceasing to be.

Meian-sensei

[Levi Xu]

Uh, that's not how it works. I know things about people. So I could try to find out, but I can't promise anything.

And maybe you don't stop existing. Maybe you just stop existing in this point in time and go to a different one, which explains how you're married to Stella.

[Jesse Adams]

... Hey Levi.

I know you don't owe me any answers, but I just wanted to know if you'd heard from anyone... you know. Like Jake. I don't really know what happened to anyone, but it would be nice to know if they were okay, y'know?

Thanks.

[Chase Campbell]

Levi, can you please, please stop telling people my husband is an alien?

[Levi Xu]

Aug 27, 2012 18:05:08 GMT -5 Jesse Adams said:

... Hey Levi.

I know you don't owe me any answers, but I just wanted to know if you'd heard from anyone... you know. Like Jake. I don't really know what happened to anyone, but it would be nice to know if they were okay, y'know?

Thanks.

I'm not going to tell you because you'll ruin everything. Just when things are getting normal, you show up. You should be in jail or in hell, not back here.

And if you go near Evan again, I will hurt you. Mr. Underwood trained me too. You can't mess with my mind.

[Levi Xu]

Aug 27, 2012 18:06:15 GMT -5 Chase Campbell said:

Levi, can you please, please stop telling people my husband is an alien?

Is it supposed to be a secret? Because he ruins it by being weird all the time.

[Chase Campbell]

Aug 27, 2012 18:13:27 GMT -5 Levi Xu said:

Is it supposed to be a secret? Because he ruins it by being weird all the time.

He isn't weird, Levi. Just stop telling people he's an alien, okay? ... And calling him weird. Or else. >l

[Levi Xu]

Aug 27, 2012 18:16:42 GMT -5 Chase Campbell said:

He isn't weird, Levi. Just stop telling people he's an alien, okay? ... And calling him weird. Or else. >l

Okay. But you should tell him grown-up Earthlings don't wear sneakers with suits. Or velvet suits.

Or just that Earthling gay men dress better than that and fitting stereotypes might help him blend in more.

[Samuel Rixon]

Do you have a million dollars yet, bro? :3

[Levi Xu]

Aug 27, 2012 18:24:46 GMT -5 Samuel Rixon said:

Do you have a million dollars yet, bro? :3

No. And Dr. C didn't like my plan about using his space ship to give people tours of Mars.

But we should still do the mohawks like the NASA mohawk guy.

[Chase Campbell]

Aug 27, 2012 18:20:12 GMT -5 Levi Xu said:

Okay. But you should tell him grown-up Earthlings don't wear sneakers with suits. Or velvet suits.

Or just that Earthling gay men dress better than that and fitting stereotypes might help him blend in more.

Okay, that's - .... okay, you're right. But no more alien talk, okay?

[Levi Xu]

Aug 27, 2012 18:26:31 GMT -5 Chase Campbell said:

Okay, that's - .... okay, you're right. But no more alien talk, okay?

I promise. But will you ask him to reconsider the Mars thing? It'll make us all millionaires.

[Samuel Rixon]

Aug 27, 2012 18:26:05 GMT -5 Levi Xu said:

No. And Dr. C didn't like my plan about using his space ship to give people tours of Mars.

But we should still do the mohawks like the NASA mohawk guy.

What?! LAME. I wanted to see Mars. D:

... YES. I'll get the hair dye!

[Ravyn Rozanova]

Levi Levi Levi Leeeviiiiii

Where is the weirdest place you have a mole?

Who was the hottest teacher you've had?

What's the strangest talent you have?

Which shoe do you put on first?

[Levi Xu]

Aug 27, 2012 18:32:26 GMT -5 Ravyn Rozanova said:

Levi Levi Levi Leeeviiiiii

Where is the weirdest place you have a mole?

I don't know. Evan says I have one on my back but I've never seen it.

Aug 27, 2012 18:32:26 GMT -5 Ravyn Rozanova said:

Who was the hottest teacher you've had?

You can't tell anyone. Anyone Because if it gets back to anyone (or someone specific) I'm going to deny knowing you at all. _{I see why Jake likes Morgan Tonaya.}

Aug 27, 2012 18:32:26 GMT -5 Ravyn Rozanova said:

What's the strangest talent you have?

I'm really good at memorizing things I hear. Most songs I only have to hear once or twice to know most of the words.

Aug 27, 2012 18:32:26 GMT -5 Ravyn Rozanova said:

Which shoe do you put on first?

The one I find first. It's its reward for being easier to find than the other one.