You know you're on Hammel too much when...

[Lala & Reese Degreas]

75. You ARE what 72 is talking about.

[Mia Keystone]

76. You are what 73 is talking 'bout!

[Cobalt Weaver]

77. [Non-Hammel-affiliated Roommate walks in with pie]

Me: OOH PIE. Can I have some??
Roommate: No, it's for a meeting
Me: D: Can you make ME one?
Roommate: No.
Me: WHY AREN'T YOU RILEY
Roommate: I'M sorry I'm not old and gay and don't indiscriminately make pies for everyone. Your life is pain. You don't have a Josh either. SOMEHOW you will survive.
Me: ... D:

[Caden Cameron]

78. You'd much rather write what would be pages and pages for your characters than write a 2-3 page paper on a book analysis on slavery that's due in a week.

[Eric Bower]

79. You have a browser window open doing such-and-such elsewhere, when you realized with a sinking feeling that a tab for Hammel is NOT open, so you hurry and correct this. Only to realize that it was just the way you left it about three minutes ago. But it doesn't matter because the page is open, and balance is restored to the Force.

[L.C. Milliner]

80. Hammel smut. The end.

[Mads ♥]

81. You have added the following words to Microsoft Word's dictionary, because they are words, bitch:

Hammel
Hammelverse
Pyrokinesis

82. Your apostrophe key cries whenever you read a Vincent post

83. Your apostrophe key wants to retire when you decide you NEED to not only steal Vincent for a post/challenge, but you make him speak

[Benjamin Rhodes]

84. You just realised that your driving lessons might lessen your time on Hammel and you get worried. Then you also realise you can bring your laptop along so you did a little jig in the elevator. Going down to book your next driving lesson.

85. Reason number 80 made you cringe and giggle. And understand.

86. Reason number 81 extends to the many different first and last names of some characters that apparently don't exist in Microsoft Word's dictionary.

[Mia Keystone]

87. You think it is entirely appropriate to ask yourself WWMD (what would Mia do) in almost any situation.

[Catherine Novella]

88. You realise that if you want more memory on your computer you have to delete some of the hammel threads that you have saved in word.
89. when go go to do 88 you delete previous school assignments instead and leave hammel on.

[Brooklyn Murphy]

90. When at work during an epic meltdown of the Self-check out lanes, and after asking yourself WWMD, you actually say out loud "Well.. Mia'd just tell them to go effing reboot themselves!" (true story did it today.)

[Zaeric Blackwood]

90.] You pull up the site on your super slow phone because you don't have internet at home and remember you can't really post properly.

91.] You don't get off said crappy phone because you decide you're just going to stalk the forum for a bit and see what everyone else in the Hammelverse is upto.

[Admin!]

92.) You have a self-imposed character limit, but you have the new character set up already, and just waiting for the older one to retire.

93.) When asked "What superpower would you have?" by a friend unaware of Hammel, you respond with "Paulo's."

[Catherine Novella]

94. when a parent asks you what you are doing on the computer and you reply "hammel" and they go away knowing that you want to be left alone becuase you are on a reply streak.

[Danicca Waylan]

95. When you start explaining what happened halfway through a plot to your sibling/friend with no explanation of anything beforehand and they just go with it.