Bro, I'm Losing it (Nick)

[Nicholas Darwin]

Sent to: Dickface

Someone's feeling butthurt... Did I hit a sensitive spot there, eh?

Nick leaned back in his bed and shook his head. They would never grow up, at least not around eachother. Their mom always told them to behave and take better care of eachother, but really Nick wouldn't want to have it any other way. This was so typical of them, and they both enjoyed it. Somewhat.

Sent to: Dickface

I'm not even letting you two be in the same room, horse-face. You should know that much. Also, gross. I didn't need those kind of pictures thank you very much. Oh yeah, before I forget. If there ever is any grandchildren, your ugly ass ain't coming nowhere close 'em. I don't want you infecting my kids with your fat ass.

Honestly, Nate would probably be a great uncle, but seeing as how new the relationship was it was waaaay too early to start thinking about babies.

Sent to: Dickface

Juniper Birdsong? Doesn't ring a bell. Probably wasn't all that anyways. Your taste in women haven't always been that cool, grandmafucker.

Gross.

Sent to: Dickface

But jokes aside. If you need my car, you know where to find it. I don't know man, if she likes simple things maybe you should just take her on a picnic or something? Yeah, yeah, I know it sounds uncool and all, but hey it could work. Just don't dress up as Mary Poppins again.

Nick remembered when Nate was just a little kid, Nick had dressed him up in a dress and all and then he had renamed him Mary Poppins. Good times.

[Nathan Darwin]

Nathan was just giving up at this point. His brother was a dick, the ultimate one at that and he didn't stand a chance of getting him back for any of the things he had just said. So he was going to focus on the serious stuff. It was kind of a pain in the ass trying to get Nick to be serious seeing as how much of a prick he could be. It got annoying sometimes, but he had no room to talk really seeing as how sometimes he was just as difficult.

Only sometimes though.

Sent to: Ass-munch

Gee, thanks for the confidence boost, bro. Good to know I've got such sucky taste...funny thing is I just said your girlfriend was hot. Now you were saying?

Okay so he couldn't completely ignore all of the snide comments, he still had to defend his taste in women. And it was true, Kadence was a really hot girl, no one could deny that fact.

Sent to: Ass-munch

I'm not going to dress like Mary fucking Poppins. And I mean I don't care how 'uncool' it sounds, it's kind of worth it for this one I think.

[Nicholas Darwin]

Nick decided enough was enough. Nate had come to him with a serious problem, and all Nick could do was throwing jabs and insults at him. It wasn't very supportive of him, and he actually wanted to help his baby brother without making him feel like a total ass.

Sent to: Dickface

Why don't you cook for her? Or order in? If you feel like that'd be a little awkward considering you live in a dorm with three other people, I can check when my roomie's out, so you can borrow my apartment. And no, I won't be there either, so don't worry.

Nick didn't even bother to reply to the other messages. Nate apparently liked this girl a lot, and Nick didn't want to make him feel even more insecure about it than what it seemed like he already did.

Sent to: Dickface

But, if you really like this girl... Go for it. And the second you're starting to have doubts, take a deep breath and think it through. Talking with her is better than walking around thinking about it yourself. Yeah, it might be awkward and awful, but it's better than keeping all this shit to yourself. She deserves to know how you feel.