Wear All Of The Hats

[Georgina Speer]

So, in a few days (the 5th) it'll be Guy Fawkes night in the UK.

This is Guy Fawkes:

He tried to blow up parliament on the 5th of November sometime in the recent past, but was caught a few minutes beforehand and he was killed for treason.

Fun times.

So, because England is happy that loads of people didn't die, we celebrate that day by setting off loads of fireworks.

Similarly to how America sets off fireworks on the 4th of July, for Independence Day, but for a different reason.

So guess what I did?

I FOUND SOME FIREWORK HATS (well, hats inspried by fireworks )

ENJOY:

#fireworks #guyfawkesnight #independenceday #ooooo #aaaahh #EXPLOSIONSlol

[Georgina Speer]

I found some pictures of cats in hats!

Since the other one I posted was so awesome ;D

#cats #hats #catswithterriblegrammar #PARTAY #tophat #bearhat #doyourecognisethatone?

[Georgina Speer]

Sorry about the lack of posts recently guys, I've been stressing out majorly over a history assignment.

But no worries! For your good friend, the Hat-meister, has conjured up some hats for you!

You'll see the theme.

Talk to you guys when I can, but if I don't, it's just because I'm CRAMMING!! :S

#thinkingcap #MYBRAINHURTS #igotnothing #sigh

[Georgina Speer]

B'jesus, all this damn studying. A whole week! I'm ashamed of myself.

Anyway... hats.

Heresies:

#YOLO #animalslol #excuseme #stillrecovering #andworking #EFFORT SUX

[Georgina Speer]

So. I typed "amazing hats" into Google.

Here.

#sotired #whydoieven #somucheffort

[Georgina Speer]

I need beanies, it's getting cold

Except here in my room, it's pretty warm.

Anyway, hats:

#imbored #simplehatsarecute #needsomethingtodo #butidontwannamove #godeffort

[Georgina Speer]

Just texting a person that I lost a bet too.

Because I'm that awesome.

The guy's lucky. I said I would give him 3 "wishes", as such, if he won a game of pool, but if I won, he bought me a new hat. I'm not good at making up bets.

Anyway, he inevitably won because he basically rigged the whole thing so I didn't even get a single shot in. So what was his first wish?

A million wishes. No joke.

At first, I laughed in his face, but then he recounted something I'd said before about doing anything as long as it wasn't life-threatening. So, with me, my honesty and the fact I keep to my word (and, obviously, my modesty) I agreed to his million damn wishes.

Now he wants sweets. So I have to go give him sweets.

He's not exactly being inventive about the whole situation.

His loss, not mine

(I hope he doesn't have Tumblr. If you're reading this, your royal buggeration, just... don't get any slick ideas.)

Here's a dancing chicken:

#dancingchicken #wtf #looksliketheidiotwhoigaveamillionwishes #pleasedontreadthisjack #soscrewedifhehastumblr #ohwell #dancingwiththechicken

[Georgina Speer]

((Posted after an encounter with Kodi))
So I wrote some lyrics. Let me know what you think.

I'm losing the morning
And living the night
I'm stuck in a circle
I won't ever win this fight

But what if I back down?
Will it stop taunting me?
Or like a ghost, will it stay and haunt,
Until my soul is free?

Hold me back so I don't fall into the light
Hold me up so I'm not scared of the night
Keep me safe so I don't feel like this again
'Cause I can't stand the feeling of losing control
Hold me now so I can survive this monster's grip
Hold me close so this moment won't ever slip
Keep me safe so I don't feel like this again
'Cause I can't stand the feeling of being alone

Maybe I'm not important
Maybe I'm just a lost soul
Maybe I should hide from everything
What if I'm not supposed to be here?
Nothing seems to ever be clear
I just need someone to listen to me now!

Hold me back so I don't fall into the light
Hold me up so I'm not scared of the night
Keep me safe so I don't feel like this again
'Cause I can't stand the feeling of losing control
Hold me now so I can survive this monster's grip
Hold me close so this moment won't ever slip
Keep me safe so I don't feel like this again
'Cause I can't stand the feeling of being alone

I couldn't get more cheesy and depressing, right?

Talk to you guys later.

#songlyrics #original #dontsteal #donttalktome

[Georgina Speer]

I typed in funny hats.

Here you go:

#iswearallhatmodelsarecreepy #likewhat #notinthemoodtobecomicaltoday

[Georgina Speer]

I'm with the wish guy

He saw the post

Now he's making me do stuff

WHY EFFORT!?

(If any of my new posts have obviously been rigged, try to look at it as ironic or sarcastic and move on with your lifes, thank you! ;P)

#herewego #demandsdemandsdemands #dearme #imagenielolcozYOLO

[Georgina Speer]

Le sigh...

Jack McCarthy is sooo sexy and awesome. Like if Chris Hemsworth and Nathan Cress had a love child -BOOM! Jack. And the awesome part... he's awesome, like playing Portal and Just Cause 2 and Grand Theft Auto V all at the same time. Maybe even as the same game. Now THAT would be EPIC!!

Oh, and Ortiz is a doo-doo head, apparently <3 sorry

#imbeingcontrolledbyamadman #theonlywayicancommunicatewithyouguysisthroughhashtags #wowthesehashtagsarelong #anywayHELPME #GENIEISOUT

[Georgina Speer]

Devil hat. Because of someone.

Jack comment: Yes Jack, the hat's about you. You handsome devil you. That's my nice comment.

#lol #nojack #iactuallywantthishat #GENIEISOUT

[Georgina Speer]

IT'S MY BIIIIIIIRTHDAY!!!!

I'M SEVENTEEN

OR 17

OR 7TEEN

WHATEVS

AYAYAYAYAY

Now where are all my presents?

Jack comment: I really like how you didn't realize it was my birthday. That's reallly awesome.

#nosrsly #nopresentshere #idemandgreatthings #GENIEISOUT

[Georgina Speer]

So.

Hi.

How are things?

Things with me are... good.

Good times.

Wouldn't mind an ice cream...

BOOM ice cream!

I love being a genie <3

Jack comment: I like that you still have just less that a million wishes left. Yes I am keeping count.

#bacon #lolrandom #jackssoamazingijustcanthandlemyself #lulwhut #hashtag #imwastingmytime #procrastinationqueen #IMFABULOUS #GENIEISOUT

[Georgina Speer]

I LOVE KAWAII THINGS OMG THEY'RE SO CUTE

Here's some kawaii hats that I adore and want ok :3

Jack comment: I don't know how to link you to this... oh, hold on! Yeah, you look like the first hat <3

#kawaii #adorable #lolatyourfacejack #hats #imawesome #GENIEISOUT