Graveyard Shift (Thane)

[Thane Graves]

The thing was, they wouldn't have to depend on the school's food because Thane could cook. And he was the asshole that made good cookies, not Oriel! He'd have to talk to that kid about the title...that is, if he addressed the fact that he cooked and baked. "You, cooking? I don't know about that. Besides, you might poison my food. And I'm not dying unless I get shot by the police."

"No, but I think I hate talking to people more, so you're stuck making the call," Thane shot back and sure enough, Kodi made the call, just like the little bitch he was. He could make a better pizza than this place offered, but he settled for meat lovers as well. "No, I'm just saying, maybe if he was here, I would be left alone." And then he got hit in the face with a pillow. "And this is why. Because you do random shit like that." He dug in his pocket for his wallet, handing over some cash to cover his half.

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Well they would have to rely on the school's shit food unless Thane ever got the stick out of his butt and admitted he could cook! But nooo, Kodi was left in the dark. "Pshhh, I wouldn't poison you," he clucked, reaching out to pass a hand through Thane's hair with a smirk. "Got too much I wanna do with you yet. An' besides, you're like, my beeeest friend." Well, that was slight sarcasm, since Oriel was pretty high on his 'people I don't hate' list too, but whatever.

Little bitch, like hell. Kodi would make Thane do something he didn't want to later, like suck his di-

"Aw, I'm hurt," Kodi sighed once the call had been made. "Don't you wanna spend quality alone time with poor little me?" He faked a pout, but the pillow hitting Thane's face made him quickly break into a cackle. "You looove me~" he sneered, but took the money without further taunting. "Fine, fine. I'll be quiet at least 'til the shit gets here." And so Kodi folded his arms behind his head and closed his eyes, wondering if either of them would crack at the other before their food arrived.

Kodi's stomach growled.