SUE: HALP (Brooke)

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“Yup! Pokin’.” Because if it weren’t for poking, then the world would be a rather dull place, wouldn’t it? Her grin grew brighter as she tried to poke past his defenses.

“Ohhh, so you speak…what is that? Cantonese? Mandarin? Or am I waay off?” Brooke only really recognized a handful of languages. Chinese was weird because she always got it confused with the other asian languages. “What’s that mean, anyway?” He hadn’t explained yet what the phrase meant and she wanted to knoooow!!

Brooke giggled and opened her mouth again. “Sqwak!” she cried, arching her chin up, hoping to urge Xun to feed her more.

There were more giggles when Xun looked so…confused…and shocked to head(and actually understand) what Brooke was saying about all the sex. She didn’t think he was that sexually retarded, but supposed it made sense. And actually, just made him all the cuter. Xunie so innocent!! “I didn’t saaay you were! Just that that’s the spot where a lotta promiscuous kiddies like to get their tats. It’s like, a beacon, “HEY LOOKIE MY BUM IS TIGHT AND READY FOR THE TAKING”!” Brooke was sure that not all tramps got their butt stamped, and not all stamps were on the butts of tramps, but it was just something that had gotten around and started becoming a stereotype. And she didn’t want poor Xunie to get stuck into something like that. “I knoooow, buby!” she said, rapidly mussy-ing his hair. Brooke giggled before quieting down and cocking her head. “You really never thought about it before?” That’s what he meant, right? Of being the opposite?

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"Mandarin," Xun replied sheepishly. "So you are right on." He passed a hand through his hair, feeling embarrassed over nothing. He often slipped into his home tongue, but Brooke's interest in it was... New. "Eh? Oh, I was just saying you are silly before I remembered you don't understand Chinese," he giggled. Yup, definitely embarrassed. "Sorry."

He stared for another moment or two at the 'baby bird' before breaking into laughs and snagging a few chips out of a nearby bag. "Ah.... Open wide," he stammered, popping another couple into Brooke's mouth. It was super silly.

"Maybe I will have to rethink where I want to get my tattoo," he whined, rubbing his lower back self-consciously. No way did he want anyone to think he was like that. Xun sat back, flustered and bewildered, as Brooke's voice rose, and wondered if his roommates could hear. "Shhh!" he urged her, flailing his hands. "My roommates will think...!" Did he need to finish that sentence? Xun grumbled as Brooke's hand ruffled his hair, and he puffed up a stray strand. "Thought about what?" he asked dumble before remembering what they were... "Oh." He swallowed uncomfortably and unintentionally glanced at Brooke's mouth before looking away. "I mean... I've thought about it.... Just never thought of doing it..." His fingers toyed with the blanket. "... I've kissed some people though...."

Should he really tell her that?

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“Ohhhh,” she said with awe. “I know Spanish!” she offered, as if that were anywhere near the same thing. She beamed upon hearing the translation, as if it were something she’d never heard before. “Hay un gato en tus pantalones!” she replied with glee.

Brooke almost couldn’t believe that Xun was going along with her little act, but shrugged it off with a #yolo and kept on with the silliness. It seemed to make Xun smile and Brooke kinda liked seeing Xun smile. He was always such a grumpy face the rest of the time.

“Weeellllll, you don’t haaave to,” she said like a child. “I mean it is just a stereotype and it’s your tattoo.” Brooke smiled. “Besides,” she started, taking a quick peek at his lower back. “It really does draw the eyes to a very tight looking heinie.” As if to prove her point, Brooke slipped her hand down and gave that heinie a widdle gwoping.

D’awww…Xun was so cute and innocent! But she was surprised to hear that he had thought about doing the down and dirty with someone. And actually even more surprised to hear that he’d kissed someone before. “Really??” There was honest surprise in her voice. “Who who, tell meee!” she demanded, grabbing onto his shoulder and giving it a desperate shake.

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"That's, ah, that's cool," Xun replied, unsure of what else to say. "I... I took Spanish in middle school, I think, before I came here. I don't remember much." Not enough to know what she was saying, although he did think he recognized 'gato'. "Something.... About a cat... And pants?" he guessed, blushing.

Xun wasn't sure why he was still doing this either, but it did entertain him, so why not? Brooke seemed to be enjoying herself too. "I just don't want someone to see it and think that I'm like.... What you said," he mumbled, distractedly offering her another chip. It took the Chinese boy a moment to register what Brooke said next, and by the time he did, she was already- "Hey!" he protested, waving at her hand as he blushed even deeper. "That is.... That is mine!" With only the thin layer of his wushu pants between his rump and the girl's hand, Xun knew she'd probably gotten a pretty decent feel. "Do you... Always touch people like that?" he mumbled.

He wasn't sure why he was telling Brooke all this, but it was too late now, right? "Uh... Cam... Cameron Osiris," he mumbled weakly, wincing as she shook his shoulder. "And... Uh... Nao...." His voice squeaked a little at this one; he wasn't sure if Brooke knew the blonde, but he was fairly certain she knew about the latter. "Just them," he gulped. "But... I... I don't think I am gay..." Xun looked up at the girl with uncertain eyes. "Am I?"

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“Eh, close enough,” Brooke said with a shrug. But if he ever wanted her to find that cat, she knew just where to look, yup yup. Though Xunie baby probably wouldn’t appreciating her giving a lookie-loo in there, now would he?

Brooke giggled again. “Are you expectin’ someone to walk in on us? This is my room, nobody comes in without my say so, so I can do whateeeever I want.” Brooke smiled and gave him another grope. “Only the cute ones,” she explained. And Xun definitely qualified. Plus, he had interesting reactions, which just inspired her to squeegee him some more.

“Cam!?” Brooke exclaimed with a twitch of excitement. Ohhhh that was so adorable!! Especially since she was almost sure that Cameron had actually been hitting on Xun, and given Xunie’s absent nature, she was also sure that Xun didn’t pick up on it either. The other name had her squealing thought. “Nao? Nao, now? The widdle cutie-pie from the martial arts club?” Awwwww, dat waz so tweeet!! She could just imagine what the two cuties looked like macking on each other like a blushing innocent virgin. Brooke shrugged at his question. “Don’t matter. If ya like it, I say do it!” Hee hee hee heeee….

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Xun shook his head, eyes wide. "N-no, I don't.... I just.... Ahhh.... I am not used to such attention," he mumbled. That was a good enough reason to be uncomfortable, right? "You would not... Do anything... Weird, right?" he asked, squirming as her hand continued to wander. "I... I mean... I ahhhh I want to keep my pants on....!" Hopefully she understood what he meant. "Please... I don't... Ahh...." Xun didn't know what to say. He didn't want to hurt Brooke's feelings.

He winced as Brooke repeated the name, giving a meek nod of confirmation. "He was my first... I didn't even react before it was over," he mumbled. And now Cam was leaving... Xun wished he would have reacted in time to kiss him back, but it was too late now. Nao on the other hand... Xun's cheeks reddened even more. "Yes," he squeaked, hiding his face. "He... He is cute, isn't he?" Nao was just so tiny and quiet and adorable... The Chinese boy wasn't sure how he felt about him. "He, um... He likes someone though. We just... We just kissed for, you know... Practice." Xun shrugged, looking to the side. "It just kinda came up in conversation, so..." His blush was never going to go away at this rate. "I-I guess... Kissing is just... Nice..." His face was hidden behind his knees at this point, his voice a muffled mumble behind them. "A-anyway, uh... I should.... I should probably be going...." Before he did or said something even more dumb.

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Of course he wasn’t used to such attention, otherwise Brooke wouldn’t have been bugging and poking and pinching on him to get all sorts of those adorably uncomfortable reactions. “Dooon’t worry, I’m not gonna do anything toooo bad.” Brooke grinned widely at the Chinese boy. A grin which turned into a playful pout. “Awww, okaaaay. And I was hoping we could have some fun!” Lies. Brooke was just trying to coax out those little squirms from her friend.

Brooke listened eagerly as Xun described his kisses with Cam and Nao. “Hee hee, yeah, he’s a cutie. He’s sooo serious though!” Brooke wondered if maybe there was something there for her to see in the future, maybe maybe??

Aww…maybe not? “Aww…well, don’t give up!!” she encouraged her Xunie-baby. “If you really want something, you gotta fight for it!!” Brooke rolled up her “sleeves” and pumped her fist into the air. Really, Xunie was so cute, they were just talking about kissing and he was getting all flushed up! “Really?” she asked with disappointment when he announced his ned to go. Brooke scowled. “Okaay.” Honestly, she was almost glad for it, because then she could go back to vegging around in her scrubs and dirty room. “Wul…thanks for coming!” She really was glad that he came.