Blacke and White [Danni]

[Lucas Blacke]

Okay, so if he was going to say he would stop making jokes to people they would really have to stop giving him stuff he could work with. Because as much as he tried to keep his jokes to himself, the one he had come up with due to one of her last comments had to come out sooner or later. And in the thought of preserving the context a bit he'd settle on sooner rather than later.

''Not unless we try!'' He playfully responded, feeling okay enough to give a friendly tap against her shoulder. ''Maybe we'd have ta snuggle up real close though.'' He added with a smirk, kind of hoping this was the last joke he would have to make to avoid breaking whatever they had brewing here.

He coughed lightly and looked at her with a retarded smile on his face, tilting his head lightly. ''..yes?'' He said in a drawn out way with a grin from ear to ear as he couldn't contain his laughter at not only her face but his own wit. He knew laughing at your own jokes was weak, but who stopped him?

His thoughts finally snapped to as he inhaled deeply and looked at the girl, asking if he had some kind of aversion to coffee. ''Well, darling,'' he said in a majorly overdone posh accent. ''I don't hate it, have no trouble sleepin'.. Well, that one depends on what ya do up in 'ere.'' He tapped at his temple with a smile. ''Ain't allergic to it, and from what I gather it tastes okay too.'' He told her, rejecting all the possibilities she had given.

''This shit's my kryptonite, white bloom.'' Ugh, that were two words way too cheesy to mention again. Ever. ''Caffeine, that is. Not coffee. Even in a small amount, caffeine will fuck me up. As in, make my body move for me without my say-so.''

''So basically, if it were to happen to get into my body, I'd fuck myself and then you.''

[Danni Lauraina White]

When he joked about them not fitting unless they really tried, Danni gave an amused huff and shook her head some. When he brought in the part about them snuggling up really close and gave that grin and laugh, Danni sighed out an "oh god" then laughed a little.

"You're one nutty squirrel, you know that?" She laughed out.

Lucas turned posh. His tone did anyways as he began to answer her on her coffee question. He went from answering one guess to another before talking about how coffee was his kryptonite. Her pale brow rose and he had more of her attention now. How was coffee his kryptonite?

She didn't have long to wonder, as the older boy... well, more like young man, went to telling her about how it was caffeine in general and how a small amount could really screw him over. It made his body go out of control and turned it into a fuck monster from what she was gathering.

"Wow, I never heard of anything like that before. But then again, I'm kinda a noob when it comes to powers and stuff too. But yeah, no pon farr in a cup for you. Thanks for the heads up. That woulda been one hell of a surprise." She commented.

"Luckily, boba-slush has mostly non-caffiene assortments." She commented.

[Lucas Blacke]

''Um.'' He hestitantly put his index finger up in the air. ''I wanna pass on being a squirrel if ya don't mind.'' He said while trying to keep a straight face. Man this thing was going to work out if she kept going with these little back and forths between them. She'd say something and he'd turn it into a joke, albeit dirty, and she'd respond with her own joke, and so on and so on. ''I ain't into nuts. çept.. ya know..'' He scuffled a bit and tilted his head down to the ground, popped his index finger in between his teeth and raised his eyes up to look her in the eyes. ''Aside from my own.''

With a slightly girlish giggle he unscrewed his finger from between his jaws and went back to looking normal, but goddamn was it hard staying normal about someone who kept responding and handing out free shots as if they were candy. Which was an odd analogy as Luke didn't take any candy from anyone. Well maybe from one person and that'd be only because she knew what to do if things went wrong.

When she replied nabout his aversity to caffeine and what it did to him he slightly smiled. ''They have pon farr in a cup? Why did I not know 'bout this? I'd like so- ooh, ya mean caffeine.'' He joked. ''Gotcha. Would not want that.'' After that he let out a soft cough and concealed the word ''Yet.'' in it, hooping she wouldn't notice.

''So, noob, lead me to the sexless marria..-drinks!''

[Danni Lauraina White]

She gave an amused snicker when he commented on passing on being a squirrel, then another sigh when Lucas went to telling her than he wasn't into any nuts but his own. Oh he was just leaving himself open on that one.

"Oh, so you're a solosexual. I didn't have to worry about white vans and the promises of candy after all." She quipped with a shrug and a grin before laughing at him giggling the way he had just giggled.

"Oh totally a sexless marriage and drinks. I'll buy this music real quick, then we can get going to that. My only request is that Elvis isn't the one marrying us off." She replied before smirking then walking her way to the counter to check out.

[Lucas Blacke]

Another quip before returning to serious conversation. If this was how they were supposed to be all the time Luke would not hesitate in the slightest to sign on. He had to contain a major grin the moment she mentioned vans and promises of candy. ''No vans, sorry. No promises of candy either.'' He replied, a sly smile escaping him yet again. ''Providin' the candy is all on yer cute lil' behind.'' He joked with a less than appropriate lick of his lips. ''I'll stick to providin' the white this time.''

Truth would have it that in his mind it wouldn't endlessly keep on being a joke, but in the meantime they were just having fun. Besides, Luke wasn't one to make his move on anyone he had just met. Unless he was going through a dark place. ..which kind of was the deal even if he didn't show it. Right now she was just being too damn much fun though, it amused him. ''Just gimme time and I'll show ya I ain't just a solo-artist.'' He joked with a wink.

''That music at our reception? Ya sure? An' I'm not sure I agree with it bein' a sexless marriage. An' if I have any say in the matter I'd like Darth Vader marrying us, something 'bout that voice of his.''

He followed her to the counter as she paid for the album, Luke waiting for her to finish with a smile. ''Now, drinks! I think I'll take an orgasm. An' for a drink I think I'll go with.. what do ya like? Need to start adjustin' how I taste.'' He told her with a playful bump against the shoulder.

[Danni Lauraina White]

When he agreed to there being no vans or candy, she already knew something was up. She might not have been a professional at reading people or anything like that, but she was pretty good at guessing sometimes, and she guessed right then that this wasn't the end. And just as she predicted, he was smiling slyly and commenting about candy on her butt and him providing the white. To which she facepalmed lightly and laughed at.

"Maybe I should call you Bear instead." She teased while still laughing some.

"Yeah, definitely Bear." She added when he commented on her giving him time to show her that he wasn't a solo-artist.

When he commented on the music she was buying being what they used at their reception, she snerked. But her brow did rise when he commented on wanting Darth Vader to marry them off.

"Vader all the way." She commented with what might seem like a serious expression and nod.

The checkout counter was next, it not taking long due to a total lack of a line. Well, more and more people were getting things like this online, so it made sense.

She gave out a sighed "oh god" again when Lucas talked about orgasms and flavours.

"Oh I don't know, Bear. I'm thinking about getting some peach-lychee boba with the balls." She told him as she collected the bag that was handed to her after she had payed for the cds.

[Lucas Blacke]

''I've got a nickname. Woohoo!'' It had been a long time since he got one of those that didn't involve some sort of reference to the term dick, and though he knew this one was likely about a pedobear rather than an actual bear due to him being 18 and her being 15 (with which he saw next to no issue) he didn't take offense since she just called him bear. It had a cool ring to it and was something he could find himself getting used to even if she was the only one using it. And if its true meaning were to ever hit the school he'd just shrug it off, maybe even joke further by playing along with Danni or something. In fact, he wanted them to know about it so he could have an excuse to joke some more.

''Bear's a fun nickname. Now I need to give yer cute lil' butt one. Err.. Not yer butt though, just you.'' He said with a grin. And to think all this was said in a store with people around, it made him feel all giddy inside as he hadn't done something like this in a long time. In fact, if any of his previous girlfriends were to see him like this they'd wonder why he was doing this because he had been trying to change out of this.

''How's 'bout.. Hm..'' He mulled some things over and thought for a bit before finally deciding on ''Sugar. I'ma call you Sugar. I know it's wrong for me but goddarnit I need to have it.''

At her comment about Darth Vader, however short he broke a silent note before finally leaning in a bit closer to her and jokingly saying ''I'm moist now.'' before leaning back out as she paid the cashier.

''Peach-lycan-whatnow juice? Yer gettin' a strawberry flavored me, how's that?''

[Danni Lauraina White]

She laughed a little at his enthusiasm about the nickname she had given him. There was no way he couldn't have known just why she had decided to call him that. But, he was taking it like a champ and even with a grin. Maybe he did even like it rather than it being some really well disguised sarcasm. When he went to commenting on giving her a nickname and specifying he didn't just mean her butt despite his earlier wording, she smirked.

"Well, my butt has plenty of nicknames already, so that's a relief." She quipped as she brought the plastic bag to be draped over the back of her shoulder while she kept it from falling by holding the handle hooked by two fingers in front of her shoulder.

He decided on calling her Sugar, which got an amused shake of her head.

"Well, it'd be a new one to the list. I've been called "Powder", I've been called Dove, Unicorn, Snow, but I haven't been called sugar yet." She commented in response.

The Darth Vader agreement seemed to please him as he leaned in close. What he said though almost had her bursting out laughing and she barely contained it behind the hand she had brought up over her mouth. Maybe she should have called him Devil instead of Bear.... Nah, Bear still fit the profile.

"Peach-lychee is awesome. But strawberry's good too if you're playing it safe. You know, safe, secure, non-adventurous." She teased as they walked towards the drink spot.

[Lucas Blacke]

She camee with a small list of things she'd been called in the past, but most of them weren't fun at all. To him sugar made the most sense. It wasn't that he was oblivious to ''sugar'' being a pet name between couples but it was that he simply didn't care, or that if he did he would confuse people with it. Much like calling your male friends honey or something.

A dove was able to fly and would surely leave him at some point, a unicorn was a mythical creature or a rhino with a weight problem and snow was tied to the seasons. To him sugar was still the best, and even held up in the laughs department. Sugar didn't go anywhere, sugar made him wild and, when moisture was applied it got sticky. In his experience wet women tended to be a bit sticky, so that hold up nicely. And though she probably didn't think that much about the chosen nickname it stuck whether she wanted to or not, even if it drew them confused faces.

''Peach-lychee..?'' He repeated softly. ''That a berry or somethin'?'' He then growled at her comment on him playing it safe with strawberry and mimicked clawing at her. ''Don't make me claw my way through yer clothes.'' He joked.

He took back his hand and chuckled as they went to the nearest table at the spot and were going to take a seat. Luke rushed at the seat Danni was going to take and pulled out her seat for her so she didn't have to. ''I may be a bear but at least I have some semblance of manners.'' He told her with a wink.

''Also, yer payin' for my peach-lich or somethin'. Want me to try it ya better pay up.'' He joked.

[Danni Lauraina White]

"Peach lychee is two fruits, peach and lychee. They're good on their own, but together make awesome in the mouth. And shame on you for making that joke when you heard that." She replied, grinning the whole time.

"As for clawing through my clothes, you might not like having an angry mouse latching on your face." She added.

Because yes, Simon was currently nestled in her shirt and didn't appreciate sudden movements. Sure, a mouse wasn't really intimidating but he was bound to be a surprise to anyone who didn't know he was there. Not that she went around whipping off her shirt or letting other people do so. No, not in the least. But then again, she didn't really have the habit of talking much either.

"Hey, I was going to pay anyways. I mean, you have to have some joy in your life before I go Kruegception on you." She added casually.

She smirked as they made it to the spot and turned to face him so he could see the smirk before she dipped into the boba store and made her way to the counter.

[Lucas Blacke]

''I knew there was a reason I left my money at home.'' He joked, instantly catching himself on the fact he just called Hammel home, when did that happen? It didn't matter, like it or not Hammel was his home now, he had nowhere else to go. No invitations, nothing going on anywhere else, no trips to disneyland planned, nothing. ''Peach-lich it is.'' He yelled back as she vanished toward the counter as he sat down on the seat he'd pulled out for her.

''I'll just.. keep the table occupied or somethin'..'' He said to himself in hush tones as he plucked his phone from his pocket and took his cap off, putting it on the table as he started navigating through pitures on his cellphone just to kill the time before he got his drink, which he only really called ''peach-lich'' because it got a welcome reaction out of her and he wanted to see how far he could take it.

He had a few apps on his phone that enabled him to keep in touch without calling people and some people from back home he used to hang out with had him in a group conversation text-wise, so he was able to reread it all to kill time without adding all that much himself. Most of it was just made up out of pictures of naked women they claimed to be their conquests and awkward pictures of them with women who were just as awkward. Every now and then he'd respond with things like ''How the hell did you land that?'' or ''How much did you pay her?'' as the truth was that he wasn't very fond of people having women parade around like that.

He could have been a bear, but he wasn't tactless.

He smiled a few times when he finally turned the screen to black and placed his phone on the table instead of back in his pocket as he ended up waiting for her to return with his drink.

[Danni Lauraina White]

Danni heard him as he called over his change in decision and smirked knowing he would have ended up trying it. She didn't call anything back though as she moved into the back of the line to the counter. It wasn't a huge line, but it was long enough to take about ten minutes before she could make the order, pay for it, and leave to find where Lucas might have gotten a table at so she could wait there with him for them to bring the drinks to them.

"Porn on your phone? Classy Bear." She commented in a joke as he came up from behind him.

Danny passed by then took a seat across the small table from him. Of course, she hadn't actually seen what was on the phone, she had just glanced around while waiting in line so finding him would be easier, and saw him looking at his phone for a while. For all she knew, he might have been reading an email, or watching a documentary on pink dolphins of the Amazon or something.

"They're a little backed up, so they'll be bringing the drinks to us." She told him.

[Lucas Blacke]

There was little chance she could have known what was on his phone aside from that thing he said earlier about that In Flames album having arrived and he knew that, but he played along anyway like a good little bear. He released something of a smirk while trying his best to hold it back as he leaned over to her, eyes widened and putting as much surprise in his voice as possible.

''How'd ya know? That's supposed to be a secret! People aren't allowed to know that's where I learn my tricks. Sometimes I do pity those guys though, some of them only last for fifteen minutes.''

He licked his lips again as he leaned back and went even beyond that and made a kissing motion before finally chuckling despite trying to hold it in.

He positioned his phone a bit closer to him in the hopes she would see it as something that really was on his phone because, be honest, it really was on his phone. He just wouldn't look at it in a public place. Not unless dared anyway.

''Can't wait to finally taste that peach-lich.'' He said in response to them bringing their drinks over when they had the time. ''If it ain't delcious this bear is going to ravage ya, just sayin'.''

[Danni Lauraina White]

She was doing it again. Laughing. Because of him. Her hand moved over her mouth as she tried to keep it in when he had come with his retort to her comment about him looking at porn on his phone.

"Well, if they only last fifteen minutes, and you're learning from them, wouldn't that mean you'd only last fifteen minutes?" She quipped as she went to adjusting the napkin dispenser to be at a better angle.

In seeing the smudges on it, she had trouble looking away from the item and ended up pulling out one of the napkins before wiping the metal surface down until the smudges were gone. She almost missed what he said due to how focused she was in getting the thing clean. Almost, but not quite missing it all.

"Oh it'll be magical." She told him, finally leaving the dispenser alone now that she was satisfied with it's almost brand new look.

She was better able to relax now that she had gotten that out of her system for the time being.

[Lucas Blacke]

''Last fifteen minutes? Me?'' He scoffed slightly and grinned at her as if she had just given him the keys to the kingdom. ''I have the added perk of bein' able to delay. I've been told several times to finish just by the other parties involves.'' He said smugly, and not entirely lying. Several just meant more than one. ''I can go indefinitely. This is why girls like me.'' He said with a grin bigger than his face would allow.

He looked at her trying to dim down the grin on his own face as she fiddled with the napkin dispenser to do.. something. He began paying attention to what she did as he spoke and she finally replied about it being magical, this caused him to snap to reality and only slightly wonder what it was that she had done exactly. Luckily he didn't grab the dispenser to take a look.

''So if that Inception thing works, how do I know it worked?'' He asked her. ''I mean, I'll already be dreamin' 'bout ya anyway..'' He jokingly said, trying to steer the conversation in a serious direction but failing harshly. ''Also, I need to ask for myself.. but uhm..''

''Can ya like.. touch people in dreams?'' He once again beamed a smile at her that had no real function other than make his entire face look small. ''Not bein' dirty, I swear!'' He told her with his hands waving in front of his face.

''Not entirely anyway.''