I Know You Want Me (Eugene)

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To: Brat
Date: 11/18/15
Time: 6:14pm

Just got done working out. Thought you might want to see.

To: Brat
Date: 11/18/15
Time: 6:15pm

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To: Filthy Mutt
Date: 11/18/15
Time: 6:15pm

CRETIN

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To: Brat
Date: 11/18/15
Time: 6:17pm

You know you like it

To: Brat
Date: 11/18/15
Time: 6:18pm

Maybe this will be more your style

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To: Filthy Mutt
Date: 11/18/15
Time: 6:17pm

not even in another reality or lifetime, smelly

To: Filthy Mutt
Date: 11/18/15
Time: 6:23pm



ewww

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To: Brat
Date: 11/18/15
Time: 6:20pm

Oh really? What was last night, then? ;P

To: Brat
Date: 11/18/15
Time: 6:25pm

Woww look at that piece of art! You had to look at that picture a long time to do that.

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To: Filthy Mutt
Date: 11/18/15
Time: 6:21pm

a mistake

To: Filthy Mutt
Date: 11/18/15
Time: 6:26pm

ass. look at the time-stamp. five minutes isn't even enough for a quick whack.

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To: Brat
Date: 11/18/15
Time: 6:23pm

A mistake? That's like the third mistake you've made in a week or two, then.

To: Brat
Date: 11/18/15
Time: 6:27pm

You're cute. Here, I'll send you something even better.

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To: Filthy Mutt
Date: 11/18/15
Time: 6:24pm

don't count on it happening again

To: Filthy Mutt
Date: 11/18/15
Time: 6:28pm

STOP SPAMMING MY PHONE WITH YOUR OBSCENITY

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To: Brat
Date: 11/18/15
Time: 6:29pm

No? So you don't want me to come over later with cookie butter and tight leather pants?

To: Brat
Date: 11/18/15
Time: 6:30pm

Stop pretending you don't like it, I know better. ;P

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To: Filthy Mutt
Date: 11/18/15
Time: 6:29pm

AND STOP TRYING TO BRIBE ME WITH FOOD.

To: Filthy Mutt
Date: 11/18/15
Time: 6:29pm

YOU'RE AN ASS AND YOU KNOW IT

To: Filthy Mutt
Date: 11/18/15
Time: 6:29pm

keep sending me pics like that, see where they end up. I'll post them on some foreign porn site.

To: Filthy Mutt
Date: 11/18/15
Time: 6:30pm

And you stop pretending like you know me

To: Filthy Mutt
Date: 11/18/15
Time: 6:30pm

you don't know nothing! assface!

To: Filthy Mutt
Date: 11/18/15
Time: 6:31pm

brb dinner.

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To: Brat
Date: 11/18/15
Time: 6:32pm

Cookie butter isn't enough? What about honey comb cereal too?

To: Brat
Date: 11/18/15
Time: 6:32pm

You sure use the term 'ass' a lot with me. I think you're trying to tell me something. ;P

To: Brat
Date: 11/18/15
Time: 6:33pm

That's fine with me. It's not like my face is in them, and I'm sure people will be impressed with my size.

To: Brat
Date: 11/18/15
Time: 6:33pm

Save some for me~

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To: Filthy Mutt
Date: 11/18/15
Time: 6:59pm

back

To: Filthy Mutt
Date: 11/18/15
Time: 7:00pm

and no, it's not enough. I expect some really good stuff if you're going to try to entice me again

To: Filthy Mutt
Date: 11/18/15
Time: 7:00pm

And I think you're just trying to flatter yourself. Your ass is about as ugly as your face.

To: Filthy Mutt
Date: 11/18/15
Time: 7:01pm

And I'll put your name in them then. not too many Kodi Oubres out there

To: Filthy Mutt
Date: 11/18/15
Time: 7:01pm

and no.

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To: Brat
Date: 11/18/15
Time: 7:02pm

Welcome back. Just took a shower. It was pretty lonely. ;P

To: Brat
Date: 11/18/15
Time: 7:03pm

What do you want from me? A buffet table of cereals and various condiments?

To: Brat
Date: 11/18/15
Time: 7:03pm

I think you're blind, my ass is much prettier than my face.

To: Brat
Date: 11/18/15
Time: 7:04pm

Okay. You do that. Maybe you'll make me a porn star and all my dreams will come true.

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To: Filthy Mutt
Date: 11/18/15
Time: 7:02pm

didn't you bring your hand in there with you?

To: Filthy Mutt
Date: 11/18/15
Time: 7:03pm

yes. no condiments those are gross

To: Filthy Mutt
Date: 11/18/15
Time: 7:04pm

you obviously haven't seen your ass up close and personal

To: Filthy Mutt
Date: 11/18/15
Time: 7:05pm

seriously? wow, I gave you too little credit on your life goals.

To: Filthy Mutt
Date: 11/18/15
Time: 7:05pm

break a leg. or your neck. or better yet, your dick

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To: Brat
Date: 11/18/15
Time: 7:07pm

You're right, that did help me feel a little less lonely.

To: Brat
Date: 11/18/15
Time: 7:07pm

Sorry. I meant good condiments like nutella and cookie butter and all that other unhealthy shit that you like.

To: Brat
Date: 11/18/15
Time: 7:08pm

You're right, I haven't. And you haven't all that much, really, because I'm usually on top of yours and not the other way around.

To: Brat
Date: 11/18/15
Time: 7:10pm

Thanks. I'll let you know how rich I get from it. Maybe I'll be able to pay you back for that vase sooner rather than later.