Greek Feast [open]
May 19, 2011 9:40:28 GMT -5
Post by Jemima Rennal on May 19, 2011 9:40:28 GMT -5
Jem gave a friendly wave to the newcomer and added a smile, unsure whether she should continue opening her mouth as much as she already had. She was sort of glad she'd started talking about endorphins and brain signals rather than tapeworms or a fantastic story she'd read in her scientific news feed about methane gases from cows. She gnawed lightly on her bottom lip, and nodded. "Hiya. I'm Jem. Or Pancake, apparently." She flashed a smile over at Christina, then continued to eat her way through the plate of food.
Of course, when both Luke and Christina further asked about the difference between a foodgasm and an orgasm, the awkward blonde offered a small shrug. "While the signals are nearly identical, the difference is still detectable by the brain, and goes into different receptors that translate that sensation into one of enjoying food or enjoying sex." She said, sipping on her raspberry cooler for a moment in what she hoped was a dignified way. "Which is a good thing, really. Who wants to have an orgasm while eating chocolate cake? It'd be very embarrassing." She managed a laugh, then tried to steer the conversation elsewhere, lest she begin to talk about anything far less suitable at a social event.
"I'm good thanks." Jem grinned a little, running her hands through her hair to keep it out of her face. "Just finished reading this fantastic story about two goats turning into humans on fictionpress." She hesitated a moment, then sighed. Did anyone even go on fictionpress anymore? "Hey, if the apple cake is good, I'm game!" She said brightly, heading over to take a slice and sample it, pausing to take a photo of the entire spread with her phone, nodding to herself. "My bestie would have loved all this, shame she's busy." Indeed, Spencer would get the lowdown much later, including blow by blow replays of what she'd said.
Nibbling on the cake, she gave a big thumbs up over to Christina, then began thinking of what the school would look like if it was in Greece instead of Vermont. Big pillars, beautiful carved stone, sunny days, the smell of olive groves and ... Jem paused a moment, then snorted to herself. "I just imagined us all in togas." She admitted, mostly to herself. Still, better togas than sandals and those strange underpants she saw in one of the movies her dad had been watching at Easter. Ew. She suddenly pulled a disgusted face as he brain warped her dad into the very same outfit.
In silence, she quietly hit her head against her hand to shake the horrible mental image free.