The Firefly and the Beast?

[Rumor]

Another message to share, this time from Mr Kessler!

So, Rumor, I've come across a bit of interesting info that you might wanna have a look at.

It has come to my attention, through talking to your favorite Hammel Student and other sources, that Zac and Stella might possibly be kinda, uhm, idk, dating......

Could our worst fears be confirmed? And if LaRousse has indeed replaced the Iron Maiden with a Glowstick, how will he feel about the attention one perfect little pixie has been paying to little Stella?

Watch out, LaRousse, Misato might throw a spanner in your works. We all know he owes you a bad turn or six. And if he doesn't, you might want to watch out for Miss Halifax.

Who knew little Pinyin would get so popular? Rumor has it, our students should know better then to chance after shiny things, especially if they're so uncorrupted.

Oh who am I kidding. Go forth and battle to your hearts content if it makes you happy. Rumor will be sure to keep us all up to date.

Love me or hate me, I'm not going anywhere

Rumor.

[Avinea Jale]

Listen you. Leave Stella out of your posts. She doesn't need any trouble you have or bring to the table. You can rat on Zac all you want, but leave Stella alone. Besides. She is too good for him anyway >.> Sorry Kessler your info is wrong.

[Naomi Green]

I wouldn't be quite as sure, miss. It seems as though Zac cares a good deal for this girl. Though your attempt at rallying to her defense is admirable, it seems misplaced.

Then again, one must wonder what such a strange pair are doing together, no?

~dictated through Albert Dolphus

[Emma Cousins]

Zac probs wants to stick his dick in glowy vagina. Just saying who needs a vajazzle when you're a living lightbulb? ;D

[Henry Ballo]

Is there really a need to be so vulgar about this? It's none of your business what these two people decide to do. Leave them alone.

[Emma Cousins]

Oh Henry, you don't need to get your chastity belt in a twist hon, you'll get your end in eventually.

Also

Bonersbonersbonersbonersboners.

[Max Rose]

Did somebody say boner?

Seriously though, Zac just probably needs the girl to glow so he can find her when the lights go low. Aiming's hard.

PS. If you need help with that pesky chastity belt, Henry, I'm sure we can work something out

[Henry Ballo]

I'm not a prude. But I don't care what you think of me. I would think any person with a conscience would think twice about discussing a person who has never done you any harm in such a derogatory manner. Please leave them and me alone.

[Cole Kessler]

Hey, I'm just going with the flow here, Avi. And my info is rarely wrong, sweetheart. I only told Rumor because, well, because I'm almost certain Ru-Ru would've done the same for me.

And Rumor, you are welcome for said handy piece of information.

Max, stop flirting with the virgin. Flirt with me instead... just saying. And lastly, Mr. Ballo, get rid of the damn card already man. You oughtta be bangin' 'em left and right, man.

[Max Rose]

Pfft, Zac's asking for it. Did you miss the slide show? Still, I'll lay off, because I don't know the glow worm.

And Cole? You couldn't handle this. Though I'll keep you in mind, if I want to waste like thirty seconds sometime.

[Adrianna Carstyn]

As much as I hate Zac, if he's actually being nice to someone, keep it up. Stella is probably too good for him, considering most girls are, but maybe he's raising his expectations instead of going for the easy girls that seem to really love Rumor *cough* Max and Emma *cough*

Henry I'm so with you on this one. The derogatory statements are rather unnecessary, and this is coming from someone who isn't a virgin. Cole, you should take a lesson from Zac and raise your expectations too. Just a suggestion.

As for Rumor, I'll say this again, get a life and leave people who don't want to be involved out of your little blog.

[Zachary LaRousse]

OH.HEM.GAH. I am finally baaaaack. My two (or was it three) month exile is OVER.

That means I can reply here on my own now. Thanks so much Cole for letting me use you before though.

In any case, I’m neither confirming nor denying this one, but please, respect for my Glowworm. And stay away from her, thank you very much. And while I appreciate your fascination with her, please make your comments about her relatively child friendly, she doesn’t deserve it.
(Emma, you are still awesome. Hi Avi and Naomi. Thanks a lot Cole, I guess. And Max, please do. Henry needs to stay away from Estelle. Estelle’s Robbie’s and not his. .)

And a special shoutout to Adrianna. Because you’re a really special bitch. Could you just shut up? You’ve never made any sense before (ZOMG I WANT TO SULK SO I’D DO IT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BUSIEST ROOM IN THE PLANET SO PEOPLE WOULD ASK ME WHY AND THEN I’D BE POPULAR AND SHIT) and you’re not making any sense now. And besides, I think by ‘expectations’ you mean ‘standards’. LEARN ENGLISH YOU WHORE. They may mean the same thing on occasion (I doubt it, but hey, you’re not THAT dumb, right?), but it’s totally not appropriate.

And stop pretending someone sane shagged you. There’s no harm in admitting you’ll grow up to be a forty year-old virgin. Heck, you can even make a movie out of it.

Rumor, keep up the good work. –thumbs up-

[Emma Cousins]

Dude, I don't care about the glowing cavern of Stella Pinyin, I'm just saying darling Zachiepoo probably wants the whole magical penis experience. Also, Adri, I heard you turned your last boyfriend gay so I get why you're lashing out at the girls who actually managed to witness penis.

Psst Zac, if you want tips on how to pull a proper talk prank, come see me at some point around the grounds. Anyhoo, I'm out of this lulzbucket, can't wait to read what obnoxious crap gets pulled up about me. It's hilarious.

[Max Rose]

Aww, c'mon, I'm not easy. Just selective. Ask anybody. Ask Zac, or Cole, or your boyfriend. Plus, I was all being nice because the glowy chick doesn't deserve it. If you've got a problem with me, Adrianna, or want to try this whole crap thing, try talking to my face. I'll be more than happy to kick your ass for you.

Zac, you'd better watch it, you're starting to sound mature. Also, I hope you're now ready and prepared for my inevitable fanfic involving you and Cole. You two are just so cute together <3


finally:

I HAVE WITNESSED THE PENIS, AND IT WAS MAGNIFICENT!

[Dr. Sean Neville]

As usual, I would appreciate it if you would stop making disparaging remarks about students who are merely trying to survive high school by finding what comfort they can.

As for those of you joining in these remarks or spreading them to other students: I expect more of you, of all of you. This is bad enough with encouragement so please stop.

And Zac, your desire for attention aside, I trust that you have learned a lesson about bringing others down with you. If not, I am sure that the administration would be happy to stage another meeting.