Trouble Under the Covers (Sawyer)

[Lucy Serrano-Blaise]

majorluckyswindle has signed in.

majorluckyswindle: Did you send this shit to me?

majorluckyswindle: Even as a prank it makes no sense

[Sawyer Lynn]

vectorspectre has signed in.

vectorspectre: Are we playing a game of Who Is Random?

vectorspectre: Because what in the ever loving fuck are you on?

vectorspectre: I'm guessing wrong IM window. Old maid.

[Lucy Serrano-Blaise]

majorluckyswindle: No dude I only IM like 2 people

majorluckyswindle: Everyone else in the world has a bloody textable phone

majorluckyswindle: I'm talking about the GIRL!

[Sawyer Lynn]

vectorspectre: Dude, that totally narrows things down. Like, unbelievably so.

vectorspectre: ...

vectorspectre: Still not making any sense, hombre.

vectorspectre: And don't you dare judge me for being poor

vectorspectre: Ass

[Lucy Serrano-Blaise]

majorluckyswindle: ...Wait, you seriously don't know?

majorluckyswindle: Uhh...

majorluckyswindle: I walked into my room and your roommate was ON my bed! You seriously know nothing about that??

[Sawyer Lynn]

vectorspectre: Holy shit
vectorspectre: Are you serious???
vectorspectre: DAMN I wish I'd thought of that as a prank!
vectorspectre: I'll have to thank her for that.
vectorspectre: So
vectorspectre: Was she nekkid?

[Lucy Serrano-Blaise]

majorluckyswindle: Um no.

majorluckyswindle: Sorry to spoil your fun

majorluckyswindle: But! I reckon she was a hair away from climbing under my blanket and getting comfortable

majorluckyswindle: She's still here. Just kinda hanging out, asking me about random shit

majorluckyswindle: ...U Jealous?

[Sawyer Lynn]

vectorspectre: Ech
vectorspectre: What a waste
vectorspectre: So you have a stalker in your hands...
vectorspectre: Want me to come over and chase her out with my womanly wiles?
vectorspectre: *eyebrow wiggle*
vectorspectre: As a matter of fact
vectorspectre: Yes!
vectorspectre: Because I didn't think about it in the first place!
vectorspectre is offline
vectorspectre is online
vectorspectre: This damn place doesn't even have decent wifi.

[Lucy Serrano-Blaise]

majorluckyswindle: Womanly wiles?

majorluckyswindle: I don't think I wanna know what those are.

majorluckyswindle: ...Oh WOW. You really ARE jealous!

majorluckyswindle: JEALOUS of me! Apparently you like to watch her dance around her room half naked.

majorluckyswindle: You wanna come use your womanly wiles to haul her into your room? I reckon she's keen on you

[Sawyer Lynn]

vectorspectre: You wish you knew what they were, sleaze.

vectorspectre: Well yeah I'm jealous.

vectorspectre: That I wasn't clever enough to come up with this myself.

vectorspectre: WHAT?

vectorspectre: The bitch dances naked and I'm not around?? Fuck!

vectorspectre: Naaah, my bed is not the one she's on right now.

vectorspectre: I'll just let you sweat it out a bit xD

[Lucy Serrano-Blaise]

majorluckyswindle: I ain't sweating it out.

majorluckyswindle: It's just weird, man.

majorluckyswindle: She's kinda... Dancing? Right now?

majorluckyswindle: It's like she's doing a mating dance in my bedroom or some shit.

majorluckyswindle: Maybe SHE'S trying to prank ME?

[Sawyer Lynn]

vectorspectre: FUCK

vectorspectre: I just snorted out milk and cookies

vectorspectre: Could you please start recording the damn thing? Put it up on Youtube man. People will lap it up!

[Lucy Serrano-Blaise]

majorluckyswindle: ...

majorluckyswindle: Fuck off, mate. You're not helping!

majorluckyswindle is offline

[Sawyer Lynn]

vectorspectre: Oh I'm definitely gonna fuck off now.
vectorspectre: The image of you and her on the bed
vectorspectre: unf
vectorspectre: rofl
vectorspectre is offline