No Church In The Wild (Oriel, Jack, Carter, Dom)

[Luxanna Viera]

Tree tops, darkness, flashing lights, doors opening, doors closing and then a familiar smell of 'home'. Lux didn't pay much attention to what was happening around her as they moved back towards the dorms. Nope, she was far too busy trying to keep her mouth shut. After all, she was drunk, not a moron. Even her drunk self knew when to shut up and not get caught being drunk by a teacher.

At least until they got into the dorms.

After entering the door -- how, she couldn't remember -- Lux slid off Oriel's back with a shrill of excitement. She was home. Yay! Now, where did that vodka bottle go...

''Home, sweet home!'', she chirped, stumbling on unsteady feet out into the room.

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Oriel had ditched the vodka bottle. Not thrown away, just "asked" Jack to put it back where he found it. After all, while Oriel didn't drink anymore, he wasn't about to waste perfectly good booze that somebody else could enjoy. Otherwise, Oriel was quite proud at how quiet Lux managed to stay while they snuck back into the dorms and to her dorm. After sliding Lux off his back, he almost immediately pulled off his bag(which he had slung to his front to give Lux room to cling to his back like a little koala) and procured a half-empty bottle of water, handing it right over to the still drunken girl.

"Here, drink this hangover prevention tonic," he said quietly. Not that he cared if they woke the twins, they could lose all their precious beauty sleep for all he cared. "No arguing."

[Jack McCarthy]

Urg well this was turning out to be an interesting night…

True that he kind of suspected that “Ortiz” was luring him into his secret sex dungeon where he sacrifices Jack to his dark-lord, but the bottle of booze was re-loosing up wonderfully. Jack straggled into the room just behind Lux and Ortiz staggering as he went.

“So…this is your dorm? It looks…exactly like my one except without the cigarette and lady’s underwear littering the floor. “

In all honestly Jack was reluctant to even come up here, what could they possibly here they couldn’t do at the lake? At the lake, anything was possible, the world was theirs to do as they pleased, but here they were confined in one tiny room. Jack blinked at the bottle in his hand for a moment unsure what to do…before Jack chucked it at the nearest person.

“Wakey-wakey mother fuckers. The party has arrived ladies. WOOO!”

[Dominique Chevalier]

Lux's voice hadn't been anything Dom had reacted to; it was her dorm too after all. However, when the footsteps grew in number and Oriel and some other guy's dulcet tones were heard Dom rolled his eyes at his brother. Oh excellent, the drunken teenager had brought the party with her.

Joy of joys. And it was obvious that the one voice he didn't recognise belonged to someone who felt that stealing panties was something to boast about. Always a promising sign...

Getting to his feet, Dom pushed open the door. He was just in his jeans, chest bare as he watched the one person he didn't know throw a bottle at Oriel. "Fantastic," he said dryly, "we're under siege." Stepping out into the room he stared at Jack, the person he didn't know, but guessed has been Lux's drinking partner, the one who'd been shouting in the background when Lux had called Carter.

"Keep it down," he said. "Or get out."

[Carter Chevalier]

"Man the cannons." Carter added, equally dryly as he followed his brother out of his room. Of course he'd gone to laugh with Dom about Luxanna and her decision to dial the older twin in her drunken state. And he - the boy Carter didn't care to recognise - must have been the one on the phone.

"Put her in her room." He waved in the direction of her room idly. "Under lock and key, I'm guessing."

[Luxanna Viera]

Lux narrowed her eyes at Jack, but chose to ignore what he said as a bottle was handed to her. More alcohol, wooooo! She smelled the bottle and grimaced. This wasn't alcohol. Boring. She handed him the bottle back without drinking anything. Who would ever want something that boring to drink when they were drunk? Pshhh, not her.

And then the party grew and multiplied. Well, kind of. Lux had never really been good at math. ''Hiiii~'', she chirped cheerfully and waved at the twins. And no, there was no way she was going to bed. That was just boring. No one liked boring. Boring was lame.

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So the plan was that hopefully the twins would be too occupied with the amusing idiot Jack(whose bottle throwing didn't even warrant a response or reaction) long enough for Oriel to put Lux to bed. Or at least that's what he told himself. There were three more birds there that needed knocking down and hopefully they would just crash into each other without the need for a stone. And Oriel would guffaw to his heart's content later.

But first, Lux. "Hey! I said no arguing!" Not that Lux had really said anything when she handed the bottle of water back to Oriel. He looked up at the twins with an annoyed glare. "That's the plan. But not until she drinks at least the rest of this water." Oriel wanted to at least save the Princess the agony of a horrible first-ever hangover, which might turn her off to drinking altogether.....then again maybe he should just let her learn her lesson the hard way.....nope. Not happening.

Oriel wrapped his free arm around her chest from behind and pulled her in close and tight. "I said driiiink," he growled in her ear, curling his head to look at her face from over her shoulder.

[Jack McCarthy]

Well this was quite a party now.

Of course it didn’t seemed like the others didn’t exactly share Jack and Luxanna’s fun loving attitude, what with Ortiz trying to put Lux to the bed and that Carter guy (Who turned out to look like Nazis dream, with his pretty face, gleaming white teeth and gleaming blond hair that made him feel like he needed to put on some sumglasses)…and then his twin came out of nowhere just to add to the creepy factor.

“Hey, guys take it easy…” Jack said to the twins holding his hands up innocently “I’m just looking for a good time, no need to get your panties in a bunch.” Jack grinned as he began to sit down on a chair, like he owned the place

“I mean…I’m pretty damn comfortable here, I’ve whatta call it?…I’ve acclimatized to the place….i;m feeling a vibe here…like a comfortable, chilled out place. So I don’t don’t think I want to leave…or quiet down. What are you going to do about it? Use your wonder twins powers on me?”

Jack pulled a stupid face, with his eyes bugged out and his tongue looping out and hung his hand limply out in front of him

“Form of …a fucktard. Shape of…the twins from The Shining…oh hey, by the way you never did answer the question about your penis. Lux was really disappointed.. Hey! If she doesn’t want it I’ll take that drink.

Suddenly Jack, climbed over to where Lux and Oriel was, and rudely grabbed the bottle of water off Oriel and downed it, without a second thought, but as the water hit his system he instantly spit it out like it was poison….Accidentally spitting in out right in Oriel face! Instead of Jack instantly apologizing like he should, he just gasped like he was in shock. “What the shit is this? Who the hell drinks water?!” Jack pats Oriel pats in the chest friendly. “How about you go make me a real drink, ok Ortis? Thanks

[Dominique Chevalier]

As funny as it was to watch Jack spit water in Oriel's face, there wasn't much else in the situation that Dom found amusing. Jack's bravado was irritating at best, and Dom glanced at him then at the water stain around Oriel's feet.

"Get out," he said flatly, and with that said proceeded to ignore him to turn to the slightly sodden Oriel. "Put her in bed, and then go away."

To hasten the process he strode to the mini fridge and pulled out another bottle of water to offer to Lux. "If you don't drink this," he said, "you're going to feel and look like shit in the morning, and we don't want to have to put up with it, so drink."

[Carter Chevalier]

"Hello, Luxanna." Carter replied lightly, trying to stifle a grin at her current state of mind.

Raising his eyebrows as Oriel spoke, Carter ran his fingernails along the line of his mouth idly. "Can't she drink water in her bed?" Carter asked openly, as if the question was a foreign concept to all.

Carter was incredibly glad at that point that he had a twin. A twin with all-but the same voice as himself. And to a drunk person, the differences were likely obsolete. So who he spoke to on the phone was likely a mystery.

Watching the guy spit water in Oriel's face was laughable, though not for the reasons one might think. Carter briefly looked to Dom - even without his twin, the boy knew he could force a drunk douchebag out of their room with ease. It was just a matter of when. Or rather, if. "If she doesn't want to drink water, who the hell cares?" He said flatly, "She'll regret it in the morning and learn from it."

[Luxanna Viera]

Gawsh, what was all this nonsense about water. They made such a huge deal out of it and Lux just wanted to have fun. Maybe even drink some more. And then have even more fun. They made it seem like water was the most important thing in the world. Okay, it was pretty important for staying alive, but she surely wasn't dying anytime soon.

''God, you guys are such buzzkills.'', she said with a roll of her eyes. Man, they needed to LIGHTEN the fuck up and stop having their panties in a bunch. ''Seriously, you guys need to chill out.''

And then Oriel was all over her. Again. ''Dude.'', she said and turned her head to look at him. ''If you wanted to feel, all you have to do is ask. Don't have to be so forceful.'' And then Dom showed up, being all kinds of sour and shit. ''Sheesh. Fine, I'll drink the water if it gets you all off my back.'' Man, she was never drinking with these guys. They really didn't know how to have fun. ''And I couldn't really care less if me looking bad ruins your groove. Order a fancy hotel. Or something.''

Finally getting out of Oriel's grip she grabbed the bottles and shook her head. ''Yeah, you should listen to Blondie. He seems to know what's up.'' Well, at least he didn't try to kill her mood with lame water. Or drown her in it.

And then she flopped down on the cough, tossing both of the bottles aside without even taking as much as a sip. ''When you ladies are done bickering, let me know.'' And then she grinned. Like a fool. But hey, she could finally - hopefully - have some fun now.

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Oriel closed his eyes as Jack sprayed spit-water all over his face. He couldn't believe that this drunken hobo actually did that. If it was against anyone else, though, Oriel would probably be laughing his ass off.

Oriel backed away from Lux as Dom offered her more water and she, of course, refused, thought a little bit more elegantly than before. Man, drunk Lux sure had a mouth on her, practically telling Oriel it was ok for him to ravish her if he so pleased.

Which was exactly why he had no intention of letting her get drunk again. What if she made that same offer to someone with less morals than our dear, righteous Oriel?

"Alright. Fine," he surrendered, wiping the water from his face with the bottom of his white tank. "Don't drink the water. You're choice." He'll just have to take extra care of her in the morning. "But, there's going to be a penalty," he warned with a creeping smile. "Tell me, Princess. Do you like airplanes?"

Before she could respond, Oriel bent down and threw her over his shoulder, fireman style, then swung her so that she lay flat, face down, across his arms. "Aaaaand, we have lift-off!!" he announced, twirling her around in a circle like she was a damn two-year-old and making stupid airplane noises as he flew her around. One more turn and Oriel started towards the bedroom Carter previously indicated, stopping for one more circle around Carter, and then cleanly flying and disappearing into her room.

[Jack McCarthy]

In the immortal words of the late and much missed comedy genius Rodney Dangerfield “Tough crowd…Tough crowd!”

Seriously it was like he walked into a damn funeral procession! The twin blondly twins were looking at him with expression he just turned them into stone, and Ortiz, he had no clue what his deal was? It was like he was trying really really hard to pretend that Jack wasn’t there. The only redeeming person in the room was Lux, but for whatever reason Ortiz was trying to spoil her’s and Jack’s fun by sending her to bed……what an arsehole.

“Lux is right…You guys are lame! Jesus, what’s with you guys? It’s like a graveyard in here, What ever happened to good old fashioned American hospitality. Isn’t that one of your things? Apple pie, baseball, Porn? That sort of shit. Isn’t there a rule where you can’t refuse a guy once he comes into the room.

Jack suddenly drunkenly swivelled his head around drunkenly and raised his fore finger as if something just occurred to him.

“…Actually I might be confusing that with vampires…and possibly werewolves…or some shit.OH!”

Jack signed happily managing to catch a little apart of Lux’s conversation with Ortiz.

“..Are we allowed to talk about this now? You know, the way Ortiz what’s to have sex with Lux? Because he clearly does, with his whole bullshit prince charming gimmick…oh and by the way;”

Jack screamed over to Ortiz from the other room.

“WHERE THE HELL'S MY DRINK?!”