Er. You're Not My Boyfriend. (Rya, later Oriel)

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Phew. Another day at work - done! Phoenix was slowly building up stamina from working at the pet shop, but he was still exhausted at the end of nearly every day, and he looked forward to coming home and relaxing with his boyfriend. Unfortunately, his phone had unexpectedly died earlier in the day, and so he wasn't able to alert Oriel when he was coming back - for all he knew, Oriel might be working out or in detention or something, he didn't know.

So when he got back to the dorms and got up to Oriel's room, he sighed to realize the boy wasn't there. Rubbing a hand through his newly shortened hair, he turned to leave only to be met with a sight he definitely wasn't expecting in the common room. Phen quickly averted his eyes, as though he could forget what he'd seen if he looked away fast enough, but it was pointless - it was etched into his head now.

"Er... Hi, Rya..." he mumbled awkwardly, scuffing a foot against the ground. Under normal circumstances, seeing Oriel's roommate wouldn't really have gotten too much of a reaction from the pixie boy, but, well... He wasn't expecting to see a girl half-naked today. "Have you, uh... Seen Oriel...?" His voice was nearly a squeak, and his gaze was downcast, cheeks brightly flushed. Of course, she seemed all but awkward herself, as though this was a regular thing. Hell, maybe it was - Phen's attention was always completely on his lover whenever he was here.

He had to wonder what she thought of their relationship, honestly. Surely she heard noises at night... Phen and Oriel were loud. And now, being alone with one of the boy's roommates, Phoenix suddenly became self-conscious of that fact. He wondered if he'd heard him crying out Oriel's name when he... Nope. Don't think about that. Toooo awkward.

[Aryana Darcy]

Rya didn't feel like wearing clothes that day. So she didn't. It was a simple decision that left the Brit in nothing but a gray bra and matching panties. She could care less who or what saw her in this. It was her dorm, and she could do whatever the fuck she wanted to do in it. And really, if anybody wanted to say anything, she'd tell them to piss off because there was absolutely no difference between a bikini and what she had on now.

The brunette made her way to the couch with a bowl of water in her hands. Placing the container of liquid on the small coffee table, she leaned back and began to manipulate it so it hung in the air. She was swirling, twirling, and dipping the water in the air when Phen decided to grace the room with his asian ass. She personally didn't like him much. He was quite the screamer in bed, and she really didn't like losing sleep from that.

Though she had to admit, with Carter, she was too.

Maybe she should bring him back into her dorm one night just to get back at the two? It sounded like a good plan, but she'd have to see.

"I believe he said he was going out to do something. I don't pay much attention to what he says." It was true. They stayed out of each other's way except for a select few times they joined forces and just caused Havoc on the town of Pilot Ridge. Those times were good; she wouldn't admit it, though.

"You act like I'm naked. Have you seriously never seen a girl in a bikini or equivalent?"

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Phoenix had been too busy looking away to even notice what Rya was doing with the water. In a different situation (i.e. if she was dressed), he might have been intrigued enough to ask her about it. As it was, he was trying to figure out if he could get out of there without looking like a complete asshole. Because, unlike many people thought, he wasn't one. At least, not anymore.

"Oh, right, uh, okay," he mumbled, taking a slow step backwards, still not looking at the girl. "S-sorry I, um, bothered you." He was all prepared to dart out of there and try to find Oriel when she spoke up again. Phoenix froze, like a deer caught in the headlights.

And then he became flustered. "Y-yes, I have," he stammered. What else could he say? He hadn't always been just for the boys - there was a time when he'd messed around with girls too, back during his drug-addicted days. Hell, his first time had been with a girl. "B-believe me, I've seen a... A lot more than that before." What was he trying to do, impress her? Phoenix wasn't sure.

He managed to look up, then, and keep his eyes on Rya, giving himself a moment to actually look at her. Had he still been attracted to girls, he would have been aroused; as it was, he simply admired the aesthetics. "But you, uh, you're very... You pull that off v-very well," he continued. "Er.... I don't mean that in a perverted way..."

Fuck, was he a complete moron?

[Aryana Darcy]

"Well, either you're lying or the girls you've seen have never had this much to offer." Rya raised a brow, curling her toes while placing the liquid back in the bowl, getting bored of the simplistic way she was handling it. But if she were to get anymore complicated, there was chance for an accident which she did not want to clean up. It may have been water, but she didn't want to have to blow dry the couch just to sit on it. She's already had to do it once before.

The Brit chuckled at his response. She knew she worked it well. Men and woman wouldn't stare with a lustful gaze in their eye if she didn't. Plus, Rya worked hard to maintain it. Boxing, swimming, and running were all in her agenda. Sex was a pretty good work out for her too. She enjoyed wearing both herself and her partner out in the best ways. The Brunette really was a creative soul.

"Stating the obvious, dearest. Seriously though, I have eyes. Look at them. If you don't want to look at my boobs, you don't have to." Rya stood up then, going to the kitchenette and pouring out the bowl of water. It was unnecessary at this point, but as she returned, she stepped in front of Phoenix, taking a single finger and tilting his chin up to look at her.

"Look. See? I have a face. And believe me, I want absolutely nothing to do with you physically. I don't have a taste for Asian."

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"Uh...." What the hell was Phoenix supposed to say to that? He'd managed, somehow, to hook up with some very voluptuous girls back in his drug days - apparently they had been attracted to the bad boy vibe, or something - but he couldn't very well say that to Rya when she was like... This. "You... Certainly have a lot of confidence," he finally managed, mustering a weak smile. "F... For good reason." He was trying to be nice. He really was. Phen just wasn't good at this.

He crossed an arm over himself, rubbing the opposite bicep self-consciously. He was switching between looking at the floor and at Rya's chest; for some reason, it was easier to look at than her face, which Phoenix was sure was all sultry and smug and amused with his embarrassment.

He did flinch as she spoke again, although now Phen's attention was drawn by what Rya was doing, realizing belatedly that she'd been playing around with floating water. "You, uh, you're a h... Hydrokin-netic?" he asked, not so subtly trying to change the subject. He didn't mean to stare, really! They were just... There. And round. And looked squishy. For the very briefest of seconds, Phen wondered what it would be like to touch them.

But then Rya was tilting his face up and away from those plushie-looking objects and he was forced to look at her face. Which, really, wasn't a bad thing, she was very pretty, but... Eep! So close! Oh, wait, she was talking. Phoenix blinked several times and just caught onto what she was saying, his Adam's apple bobbing nervously. "Uh, th... That's ok-kay," he stammered. "I'm g-g-gay anyway." He hadn't used to be, but now, being with Oriel for as long as he had, he couldn't imagine anything else. "And, I m-mean... I have a boyfriend," he stated the obvious. "I j-just haven't seen, uh... This sort of thing... In a while, so..." So of course he was prone to staring, right?

[Aryana Darcy]

"That I am. Nobody can get me wet unless I say so; really is fun in the pool. I can do some things you'd never even be able to imagine." She started, flicking her wrist, causing the excess water droplets in the bowl to move upward and hang in midair. "I know you and Oriel do some unique shit, but I'd like to tell you that it is nothing in comparison to what I am capable of." She was aware he was staring at her chest, and she honestly could care less. But if all he would do was stammer the entire time, then she wasn't going to allow that.

The girl ended up crossing her arms across her chest to allow Phen some relief from staring at her. He was supposed to be gay? Well, apparently he wasn't as gay as Rya had expected. "With the way you're staring at me, I'd beg to differ." Rya rolled her eyes, flicking the water droplets that hung in the air towards Phen. "Really, the least you could have done would be more believable. And you and I both know that you having a boyfriend has nothing to do with the fact of having sex with you. So I reiterate that you won't have any issues with me pouncing you."

"Fairy boy, I'm not that desperate."

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"That sounds... Fun," Phoenix agreed, though his voice wavered uncertainly. He had no idea where she was going with this. The topic of what he and Oriel did had him even more flustered, and his cheeks flushed deeply, mouth agape as he tried to think of a comeback and nothing came out. Finally,"I... I just... Go along with whatever he wants t'do..." he said meekly, suddenly rubbing self-consciously on his neck. With his luck, the remnants of last night's session were still visible in all their mottled glory. "I'll... Take your word for it," he finished, staring at the floor. He had no idea just what exactly she was getting at - Phen wasn't going to ask for a demonstration.

Oh... Okay. The arms helped. Phoenix had had no idea how captivated he could still be by... Those sorts of things. Hell, when Oriel had asked to hook up with Tak, Phoenix hadn't remembered being this captivated by her... Nakedness. Weird. Must be situational. Yeah. "I..." What was his excuse this time? ".... Just because I'm gay doesn't mean I can't appreciate b-beauty," he muttered. Phoenix flinched as the water hit him, and slowly wiped the moisture from his face. All of this was just so unexpected and so out of the poor boy's league, he was left floundering at every turn. "O... Okay. That's good," he squeaked, taking a step back. "I, uh, I'm sure you have many people that you would rather, uh, sleep with. And, uh, I'm sure they would be happy to." Phoenix's gaze darted to the side, but the clumsy boy wasn't paying attention to where he was going... And he ended up tripping backwards over some box someone had left lying beside the couch. He landed heavily on his butt with an OOF! ".... Oww..."

Good going, idiot.

[Aryana Darcy]

"Appreciating is entirely different than ogling, I hope you realize that." Rya spoke, smiling as he flinched from the water. He continued to stumble, and if she were anyone else, she'd feel bad and simple succumb to his wishes of putting on clothes. But this was Rya they were talking about, and she'd never do such a thing.

Backing away slowly, Phen obviously didn't seem to notice he was going to hit a box filled with old art supplies that she was going to get rid of eventually. "Pheonix-!" She called out, but it was too late. He fell to the ground, looking as embarrassed as ever. "--Watch out for the box." The Brit rolled her eyes, and annoyed sigh passing her lips with her words. Really, if he were more focused on the things that were important, like the world surrounding him and not her boobs, he would have known it was there. But now he was on the floor, and Rya may have been a bitch, but she wasn't going to leave him there.

Stepping over, she bent over slightly and extended her hand out to him. "Take it," She instructed.

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"I'm not...!" Phoenix began to protest, then sighed, seeing it was useless. He hadn't meant to stare, really, he just... Hadn't been expecting to be given such a sight to see today. "... Sorry," he finally mumbled, looking down and rubbing his arm. What else could he do? Rya didn't seem like she was going to help him 'oogle' any less, so... Phen was just going to have to deal with it, he supposed.

He wasn't able to react in time to Rya calling out her warning; he fell hard. Knowing his luck, Phoenix would probably end up with a nice big bruise on his tailbone for Oriel to laugh at the next time they banged. That's what he got for being bony; bruises everywhere. He winced slightly, hearing the annoyance in Rya's sigh; well, it wasn't his fault he was clumsy and didn't pay attention to things! .... Kinda...

Phoenix was swaying slightly with disorientation when the girl bent over to offer a hand. Unknowingly (or perhaps totally knowingly), this angle provided Phoenix with a very clear, close view of that generous cleavage he'd been trying so hard not to stare at. "Uh..." Well, it was obvious where he was looking now. How could he help himself? It was right there! Phoenix's lips were parted slightly, and he slowly lifted his hand to take hers, obviously distracted.

[Aryana Darcy]

He was still distracted and still disoriented: those two facts annoyed Rya, to say the least. He was here for Oriel, and Oriel was not there. So why was he still in the confines of her dorm when there was absolutely no plausible reason to do so. She helped him up, but because of his scattered footing and lack of support for himself, that didn't seem to do anything but actually knock her over, backwards, with the fairy above her, his face in the middle of her boobs.

"Fuck, Phen!" The Brit screeched as her side bumped against the edge of the coffee table before falling directly on her back. That would leave a bruise, definitely. Her back arched in pain, the boy still on top of her. And in that moment, she heard the familiar clicking of the door opening.

She could only wonder who that might be.

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So where was Oriel?

Obviously he had taken the long route to getting a very cheap danish from the vending machines. The ones in the dorms were out, so he had to walk aaaallll the way to the one at the main building, in the student lounge. What a pain….

And he hadn't heard from Phoenix when he'd be coming back. If he'd known it was already so close to that time, he would have waited and they would have gone together, hand-in-hand, like the disgustingly-cute, too-much-pda mushy luv-luv couple they were. Screw people and their judgement, they could go fuck themselves. Or each other. Oriel would just watch.

So he wasn't expecting Phoenix to be waiting for him when Oriel got back to the dorm. He certainly wasn't expecting to find Phoenix with Rya. And he definitely wasn't expecting to find Phoenix planted face first in the bosom of his roommate.

Oriel stepped through the door, his danish only half-way out of it's plastic wrapping, and looked down at the compromising scene before him. He closed the door and walked around to kneel beside the lovely couple. "Please, don't stop on my account. Continue. I insist," he said, taking a bite of his raspberry danish.

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Phoenix was trying to escape to the safety of Oriel’s room, but that stupid box was in the way! It wasn’t his fault he had tripped, it had just happened! At least now he would be able to get up and away from those round objects right in front of his face, which he was embarrassed beyond belief to realized had… Well, done their job in exciting him. This wasn’t right! He didn’t like girls anymore! He gladly used her help to pull him up, but he very quickly realized how off-balance he was and oh no he was tipping forward-!

Next thing he knew, his face was being cushioned by two soft, plump pillows, which didn’t relax him for a moment because Rya was screeching and writhing and oh god oh no what had he done…!

“I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry…!” he yelped, but his voice was muffled against… Well, things. He struggled to push himself up, but of course before he could, the one person who he didn’t want to see this appeared like he’d been called.

“Thisisn’twhatitlookslike!” Phoenix blurted desperately, scrambling to roll off of Oriel’s roommate. His face was flushed, he was panting, and obviously felt a mixture of horror and lust from the situation. Oriel being there did not help with either. “I’m sorry, I fell, and she helped me up, and we just…!” He looked wide-eyed up at his lover, having finally managed to extract himself from the confines of her generous bosom to sit in a heap on the floor.

[Aryana Darcy]

To say the least, Rya was not happy. She had some gay Asian, Indian fucker on her chest, and her side erupting in immense pain. Crashing against the side of the table was not how she planned this day to go, but obviously the world hated her. "Get. Off!" She pushed the boy on top of her toward his lover with an annoyed growl.

"Oriel, go fuck your boyfriend because obviously he is a horny bastard who couldn't stop staring at my boobs." And before he said that it was her fault for wearing only a bra and underwear, she stormed off to her room and grabbed a t-shirt and a pair of shorts and quickly pulled them on. She was not dealing with Oriel staring at her goods, too.

"You--," She said, pointing at Phen, "Need to go look at women in bikini's more, because God damn you were like a male rabbit in a cage with a female. And you--," Rya said, knocking the danish out of the idiot's hand, "Need some fucking help. Are you serious? What a wonderful boyfriend you must be."

The girl was in pain, and just fuming. What would come after this, she had no clue. If that meant dicks drawn on her face, it wouldn't be the first time. But Rya was not gonna let either of them get away with such stupid shit. Especially Phen. Because of him, she was more than likely going to have a lovely bruise on her side.

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Oriel didn't understand what the fuss was about. So Phoenix was staring at her boobs....very closely. That's was fine, Oriel would admit the Rya had some fine looking assets to be showing off. She should be proud of them, flattered that a gay man could be so well turned on by them.

Of course Phoenix was going to get his own punishment layer for having ogled and squeezed at the generous jugs when he was supposed to only have eyes for his Squishy-Lord...but that could wait 'til later. This was more entertaining.

And Phoenix looked adorable all flushed and flustered and turned on while trying to explain the whole misunderstanding. "Well, from where I'm standing, it looks to me like the ho was trying to seduce my boyfriend," he deduced from his great powers of logic. It didn't matter to him if that were true, that was the most entertaining explanation he could come up with and he was sticking to it.

"I'll fuck him when I'm good and ready," he argued, taking a very pointed bite of his danish at her. "Besides," he called out to the ho as she stormed off down the hall. "You ain't supposed to exercise within twenty minutes of eating. Or was it thirty? Can't quite remember." Oriel turned his head to ponder this fact quite seriously, stroking the soft stubble on his chin like it was a great quandary of the universe.

He continued to munch in his danish as he then turned to give Phoenix a very suspicious grin. "Have fun?" he asked, ruffling the boy's short hair. Though their alone time was short lived.

"Hey!" he protested when the ho knocked the danish from his hand. "I was eating that!" Oriel sent a childishly disgruntled scowl up at the dark haired temptress. "Didn't anyone teach you you ain't s'pposed to waste food?" He snatched the treat up again and finally stood, taking yet another bite of his unhealthy pastry. "Keep that up and I ain't sharing my homemade cookies no more." As if it were an action to commit to this promise, Oriel took yet another very punctuated bite, humming in pleasure as he did. Yum.

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Phoenix cringed away as Rya spat at him, wrapping his arms around Oriel's leg and clinging to him while still crumpled on the floor. "I'm sorry..." he whispered again, eyes downcast with shame. "I... I didn't mean...." He hadn't planned for any of this to happen. It wasn't his fault!

He cringed again as Oriel spoke. "She wasn't-! It's not...!" Oh, this was useless, him spouting out whines and whimpers wasn't going to help any, he should know that. He stayed silent as Oriel rambled on, for once not feeling in the mood to discuss his - ahem - horniness after all that had happened.

Phen watched dejectedly as the girl stormed off, still hanging onto Oriel's leg like his life depended on it. "..... No...." he replied to his question, his voice barely a mumble. "I don't even know what happened or how it happened and now I'm gettin' yelled at..." He just wanted to curl up in his room and hide for a week or ten. When Rya reappeared, he hid his face against his boyfriend's calf, practically shivering at the tirade. He was too scared to even say anything. Hopefully Rya took his silence as a submissive acceptance. Phoenix didn't even care what she said to Oriel.

He peeked up at the danish ordeal, wishing he could be more nonchalant about this situation like Oriel was being. "Can we please go?" he whimpered, tugging on the boy's pants leg. "We've bothreed her enough..." He didn't need a slap in the face.... Or a solid dousing from her ability. Who knew what she might do?