You Don't Impress Me Much (Eugene)

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Gene wasn’t sure he believed Kodi….but considering he’d never had sex before, Kodi had the advantage of knowing more about it than he did, and thus, would know better…..not that Gene would admit it. He was far too stubborn though.

Kodi was right in a lot of things, though. Like how Gene didn’t even consider the sorts of things Kodi did of what to do with a large empty house with no parents home. And that the best he could come up with was reading, playing video games…and yes, looking at porn, but he’d never admit to that either. So he didn’t answer with complete honesty. “I have video games, and tv, and book,” he replied sourly. He didn’t bother answering about the exercise room. They didn’t have one.

Gene was relaxing a bit more inside the warm water of the tub, but that didn’t stop him from getting frustrated with handling that damn soap. He didn’t mind a soak, but to be honest, Gene hated baths. As in, being cleaned. Scrubbing. It was work he didn’t want to do and made his arms tired. And he didn’t like someone else doing it for the obvious reason that he didn’t like being touched, and it tickled, and had to sit still when he didn’t want to. Somehow, Gene had found himself in exactly that position with Kodi, the older boy sitting beside him and ordering Gene to sit still and etc. He frowned and glared away from Kodi, the disgruntled kitty in him returning. “Fine. Whatever you want,” he said disgruntled and indignant. “You’re the boss, apparently.” Who decided that anyway? Gene grumbled and whined slightly as Kodi continued to wash him. “Aren’t you done yet?” he demanded after a few minutes.

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Man, what a boring kid. It was a good thing he was snarky and had spite, because otherwise Kodi likely never would have given him any attention. Well, maybe it wasn’t a good thing considering how much Gene seemed to dislike him, but the dentokinetic had to wonder how much of that was pure stubbornness at trying to be aloof. “I entertain myself for hours with books, so I guess I can understand how you survive with only those things,” Kodi mused. Honestly if he had a library full of books, he would be entertained for life, but Gene didn’t need to know that. “But hey, now you have me t’call over and fuck you whenever you’re bored, so that gives you a fourth option.” He’d have to make sure he gave the boy his contact information before he left.

Fortunately for Gene, Kodi had a pair of very strong, capable arms that could probably bathe a dozen boys without getting tired. His large biceps bulged and went taut with each movement as he scrubbed the soap against Gene’s skin, making sure to get under his arms and behind his ears and was started to ease downwards towards more difficult areas when the younger boy voiced his bratty whines. “Yes, I am the boss of the bath,” he replied in a deep, commanding voice. “Nothin’ will escape my soapy reign.” He wrinkled his nose playfully, wondering why he felt so silly. Must’ve been the bath. He rolled his eyes and shook his head at the question. “You don’t wanna get an infection or anything, d’you?” he asked with a sigh. “Roll over so I can get your back.” Kodi continued with his cleaning until he felt satisfied that Eugene was as clean as he could get (and after checking for any signs of… things that needed to be taken care of if he’d been too rough, fortunately there were none). “There, all clean,” he announced, setting the soap aside and sitting back. “Happy now?” Of course he wasn’t.

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It was stubbornness 100%. Not necessarily in trying to be aloof, just downright stubbornness. If Gene didn’t want to do something, then he either didn’t do it, or he made pretty damn sure that everyone knew he didn’t want to do it. If he was forced to do something he found unpleasant, then he was going to make the whole situation unpleasant for them too in the only way he knew how.

It was, if you could call it this, a vice of his. If Kodi decided he wanted to (literally) fuck his way into Gene’s life, he was going to learn all this fairly quick. “I think I’d rather gag on my own tongue.” That said, he still wasn’t going to stop Kodi if he happened to come over again, not necessarily for sex even. If he didn’t want Kodi back at least a little, then Gene would have definitely told him ‘no’. At the moment, Gene wasn’t really sure what he wanted.

No, scratch that. Gene definitely didn’t want to be bathed like a toddler, and that much was apparent in both his face and his aura. Though hidden away somewhere in that aura were colors that said he wasn’t completely hating the being washed by the other boy. Gene just…really liked to complain. “Fine, whatever, I don’t care anymore.” Which was to say, if Kodi thought it was best, then Gene trusted him…more or less. Mostly less. He groaned and grumbled again as he slowly, but surely, followed Kodi’s command and turned his body so that his back was exposed to Kodi. He may not have been verbally vocal about it, but Gene still managed to complain, even if it was only in childish whines. “It’s about time…” he mumbled tiredly when Kodi announced he was done. Was he happy? Nope, and the scowl on his face proved it. “I’m getting out,” he said, now that he was ‘free’ form Kodi’s attention. Gene pushed himself up and started to climb out of the tub…only to fall onto the bath-rug below, much like he’d done in his room earlier. Gene growled loudly in frustration. Why did he have to be so weak!? He didn’t have any motivation to work that hard though, for a pair of bicep muscles. After a moment passed, Gene raised his head to look at the punk-boy int the tub. “….I think….” He grunted agin. “You’re gonna carry me back to my bed, right?” he asked with a pointed gaze, as if he dared Kodi to answer ‘no’ to that.

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Eugene and Kodi weren’t alike in their stubborn behaviors, honestly – the younger boy was just a bit more vocal and whiney about it. But then dentokinetic could be extremely stubborn too, which was how he’d ended up in this house in the first place. “I don’t think that’s possible…” he mused, imagining what gagging on ones tongue might look like. “But you can gag on mine sometime if you’d like. Or on my cock.” He said this bluntly and without a hint that he was joking (because he wasn’t). He did notice that Eugene didn’t outright tell him he couldn’t come back, so he saw that as a success. Kodi was going to teach this pretty boy ~all~ about becoming a man~

Being so close to Eugene as he was, Kodi was getting a pretty good look into his aura, and he definitely noticed that not all of the colors in it were unpleasant ones. Most of them were, but not all. And that gave him some satisfaction, which showed in the lazy grin on his face as he kept washing. “That’s the spirit.” It was much easier to wash him when he wasn’t acting like a brat (at least not as much of one). “Thank you~” he cooed when Eugene rolled over. Jeeze, he was so bony…. Kodi just couldn’t get over it, he wondered if he was going to have to start prodding the boy into eating more or something. “You’re welcome,” he snorted as he finished and the younger boy moved to get out. He sighed and waited for the inevitable to happen again – and he wasn’t disappointed. Kodi chuckled down at the boy on the rug as he quickly worked to wash himself off. He needed to get clean too, after all. “Of course I will, my sweet little pumpkin,” he replied in a sing-song voice, finishing washing and unplugging the tub to let the water drain. Kodi stood and went to grab two fluffy towels from a nearby shelf, drying himself off quickly before bending down by Gene and patting him dry too, finishing with a ruffle in his hair. “Alright, up you go,” he chirped, scooping the younger boy over his shoulder once more and heading back to the boy’s room. “Sure you don’t want anything to eat before you sleep?” Nutella and biscuits were not dinner.

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Of course he’d turn it into something lewd. Everything about this guy’s character was lewd, and vulgar, and obscene, and any other synonym he couldn’t come up with. “You disgust me,” he said bluntly to Kodi’s so-called ‘suggestions’. By this point, Gene was certain he could count on Kodi trying to engage Gene in those sorts of activities in the future, despite any complaints the younger boy might make. Gene didn’t know what he was doing, letting this guy do as he pleased…..it was somewhat entertaining, he supposed. Enjoyable? He still hadn’t decided yet.

He also wasn’t sure how grateful he should be to Kodi’s assistance, considering it was his fault Gene was in this state to begin with. He really didn’t like being bathed….Gene growled again, just in case the first several hadn’t driven the point home. “Am I supposed to thank you?” he asked. Fat chance of that happening. Not even when Kodi agreed to carry the thin boy back to his bedroom. It was more of an expectation at this point, a service that Gene was entitled to, since he had no other clear means of getting there(and he didn’t feel like being stubborn and trying to crawl his way across the floor anymore). He could do without the pet-names, though. “Don’t call me that,” he griped. How many more times was he going to have to say it? Once more being hefted over Kodi’s shoulder, Gene was carried back to his room much the same as he was carried to the bath. “Who said I was going to sleep?” Although, it did sound tempting. “It’s almost dinnertime anyway.” And Aggie no doubt would have something prepared for him shortly. “There’s probably enough for you too, if you wanted to stay.” It wasn’t so much an offer as it was…it was just plain rude to kick someone out right before supper. After was perfectly fine, though.

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Kodi was lewd. That was just his personality and Eugene was going to have to deal with it if he was going to have the older boy around. “I guess I’m doin’ my job well, then,” he replied wryly, still smiling. “But you know, things could always go the other way too.” As in, Kodi could be the one choking on things. He wasn’t a pussy and would do that without complaint. But then again, he did have more experience, so it wasn’t entirely fair.

“Yes, yes, I know you’re a grumpy kitten,” Kodi ‘assured’ Eugene at his millionth growl. What a brat… “Nah, but you are welcome,” he snorted when Gene refused to thank him. Of course he didn’t expect any thanks, he didn’t expect anything from the snobby teen. Especially not for him to crawl his way back to his room and ruin his pride, and Kodi didn’t want him to be stuck in the bathroom until someone (probably his mother or the maid) found him, naked and cold. He wasn’t that mean. “Oh, right, you don’t like pet names,” he sighed, as though he had forgotten (he hadn’t). “Alright, Gene, let’s get you t’bed.” He liked “sweet little pumpkin” a lot more (even if it wasn’t accurate). “I dunno, I thought you might be exhausted after bein’ fucked.” Kodi wouldn’t be surprised if the boy at least took a nap. He went into the boy’s room and gently placed him down on the bed, eyes widening slightly in shock at the invitation. “You mean you don’t want me t’leave now?” he asked, thoroughly perplexed. Kodi sat on the edge of the bed and considered it. “… I mean, I guess I don’t got anythin’ better t’do,” he eventually answered. He looked down and smirked at the scrawny boy. “Can I get you anything else, your Highness?” Whoops, so much for the pet names.

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“If so, I hope you do choke on it.” Gene wasn’t sure he wanted his dick anywhere near those teeth though. Who knew when they’d suddenly become sharp?

Gene glared at Kodi’s comparison of him to a kitten. As accurate as it was, Gene did not appreciate it. Whatever humor Kodi thought he had was absolutely abysmal to Gene, and he refused to laugh, or crack even the tiniest smile outside of a disdainful smirk over his comments. Because who the hell would enjoy being called such cute things from another guy? Maybe if Kodi were a pretty girl….unfortunately, he was an ugly dude. And stupid too. “Right, of course you forgot,” he said knowing full well that Kodi was full of shit. “Should I write it down for you, then?” Jerk.

Kodi wasn’t wrong in that Gene was more than ready for a nap, but…dinner started at 7pm sharp. If he didn’t get it then, then it would get cold, and he’d have to wait until morning to eat something other than those ‘unhealthy’ snacks Kodi criticized him for. “I’m hungry. I’ll sleep after I eat.” Hopefully he could stay awake that long…

“I do….but that would be rude. I think Aggie may be expecting you to stay anyway, so you may as well.” That was an unintentional hint that the maid most likely knew the other boy was there and even more likely knew what the two of them had been up too all this time. It wasn’t any of her business, so Gene didn’t care what she knew. He leered at Kodi, a frown still on his face. He wrinkled his nose at the mocking nickname. “Clothes. I’m not going to dinner like this.” Finally, he smirked in slight amusement. “Pick me out something that doesn’t suck,” he challenged the other boy. Gene crossed his arms expectantly, staring up at the dentokinetic.

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Gene was definitely a kitten and there was no way he could deny it, but Kodi wouldn’t push it. That’s what he was slowly learning to do with the younger boy – find out how many buttons he could push until he went too far. He liked snark; he didn’t like getting kicked out of houses (although he was surprised that that somehow hadn’t happened yet, honestly). “Nah, I think I can remember it this time, cutie pie,” he declared. Then, after an intentional pause, added,”Oops.” Oh nooo, his memory was sooo bad. Hehehehehe….

He didn’t know how things worked around here – that there was a schedule and all that sort of nonsense – so he didn’t know why Gene couldn’t take a short nap and then eat. But whatever. “Alright, suit yourself,” he replied with a shrug.

“When was the last time you worried about bein’ rude?” Kodi asked, genuinely curious. It didn’t seem like it would concern the bratty boy at all. The comment about the maid expecting him surprised the dentokinetic, though. “What, is she a telepath or somethin’?” he joked. “I ain’t seen her around.” Maybe it should creep him out that an old lady knew what they were doing, but he couldn’t be bothered to care. Old hag probably needed some sort of excitement in her life. Kodi also wasn’t expecting Eugene to actually ask for anything, so his request made him raise an eyebrow. “Right, ‘course you aren’t,” he snorted. Guess that meant Kodi would have to get back into his clothes… But that could wait for a little longer. “Ooookay. Let’s see if I can make you look hot.” He got up and wandered over to the over-sized closet, immediately noticing how plain and boring most of the clothes were. “What d’you do, attend a funeral every day?” he snorted, rifling through them. Eventually, close to the back, he managed to find a tight black tanktop and dark grey skinny jeans that he doubted the snooty boy had ever worn before. “Alright, here ya go,” he announced, tossing them along with a pair of boxers at the rich boy. “Maybe those skinny jeans will make y’look like you actually have an ass.”

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So far, Kodi hadn’t made himself enough of a nuisance for Gene to outright throw him out of the house. He’d thought about it many times, of course, but either he was too lazy to say anything, or he was mildly interested in seeing where this interaction eventually led. It wasn’t boring, at least, and was surprisingly catching more of his attention than his video games or comic books…for the moment at least. How long it would last was undetermined. Maybe Kodi would screw up enough to have him punted into the street soon. And then Gene would laugh, and go back to doing the boring things he did in his boring life.

Gene was getting tired of glaring every time Kodi came up with a new nickname for him. By this point he’d just resigned himself to never hearing his name from this guy ever again. “Jerk…” he mumbled, unable to come up with a comeback for Kodi’s taunts.

He scoffed at Kodi’s ‘genuine’ question. “Oh, I’m sorry. Have I been rude already? I didn’t realize.” Gene didn’t have to explain himself to this guy anyway, he decided. He shrugged when the topic of the maid came up. “No…at least I don’t think so. She’s very good at keeping herself from being seen while still doing her job.” Gene sometimes wondered if she was actually a meta with invisibility or something similar. It would fit the facts. And was just fine by him, Gene didn’t like being bothered by her all the time either.

Gene crossed his legs along with his arms and kept his eyes on the fang-pire boy. He was curious as to what Kodi might come up with in regards to an outfit. “No, I go to school.” Which may as well be the same thing. There were other things in his closet too though. Presents from family and family friends, and many of them things he never bothered to take the tags off of. He was generally pretty happy wearing the ‘boring’ stuff to school, and then comfortable wear once he got home. He didn’t go out anywhere often, so he had little reason to try anything else. A guest at dinner was an occasion where he would have to dress nicer than warm black pants and a sweater. After a few moments, Gene was allowed to judge the garments that Kodi had picked out for him, a scowl naturally on his face. “….I said to find me clothes that don’t suck,” he complained, picking up the skinny jeans with a look of disgust. Gene grumbled as he started putting them on anyway.

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It was a good thing Kodi thought the bratty boy looked cute when he was glaring, otherwise he would probably get sick of it pretty quickly. It really was like looking at an unhappy kitten – all mew but no bite. At least, even if Eugene did get violent, Kodi doubted he could do much damage.

“Just a little bit,” he ‘assured’ the younger boy, as though Gene should be worried about being rude. Kodi honestly preferred that he was rude and snarky back at him – it meant the dentokinetic could keep acting this way and the younger boy wouldn’t get meek and upset. Kodi had a reputation as being a bully, but he actually felt bad for those that didn’t fight back; he much preferred picking on people that were bullies themselves, or at least didn’t shrink away and cry when he said something mean. Most of the time. “Huh… Alright,” he mumbled with a shrug at the talk of the maid. “S’long as she doesn’t have a hidden camera in your room or somethin’, I’d like consent before havin’ other people watch me in bed.” He was only partially joking.

“School, funerals, not much different I suppose,” Kodi snorted. As smart as he was, and as much potential as he actually had, he hated school. Hated being lectured at, hated having to follow the same program that all the other stupid brats at the school did. He learned a lot more on his own from all the books he read in his own time. But of course the teachers didn’t care about that. Mehhh… Whatever, this was entertaining. Kodi liked the clothes he’d picked out, but he wasn’t surprised when Gene looked disgusted at his choice. “I did,” he retorted. “They’re skintight, you’ll look hot. Trust me.” Better than all the dreary other shit he had in his closet. “…. Does that shirt still have a tag on it?” Kodi shook his head and snorted as he found his own clothes and began to put them on. “Whatever, it’s not like anyone else is gonna see you in them but me.” Somehow that made him feel weirdly special.

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Gene would argue that he was only rude to Kodi in proportion to how rude Kodi was to him. Though how any of that hadn’t gotten the dentokinetic kicked out of the house was a mystery. How that didn’t amount to him being denied supper too was a mystery. For whatever reason, Gene didn’t feel like doing either of those just yet, despite his complaints against the older boy. Contradictory? Of course. But he was Eugene Harrison Whitaker! He was allowed to do what he wanted and change his mind at the drop of a hat. Gene frowned at the insinuation. “No…I don’t think she does.” And if Gene ever found out that Aggie had been spying on him that way, then it was her ass on the street! (Because he obviously had that much power to override his parent’s/grandparent’s authority, who signed her paychecks).

Gene smirked. That was exactly what he was getting at, and was glad that Kodi picked up on it. No, Gene did not like school. Despite having his occupational aspirations, Gene did not enjoy going to school and learning a bunch of what he saw as useless nonsense.

Despite not liking the clothes, and complaining about them about as much as one could complain, Gene still put them on, silently curious as to how he would look. They certainly weren’t things he would ever pick out for himself, that’s for sure. Having an outside perspective was…different. “….they’re uncomfortable,” Gene muttered once he put them on. “They’re too tight.” Gene twisted around to look behind him, picking at the pockets on the back, trying to pull the fabric away. He slid his eye back to Kodi, his face still bored and expressionless. “Probably.” There were a lot of things in his closet he’d never taken off the hanger, much less taken the tag off of. It didn’t matter to him. He put on the tank-top regardless, and scowled. “This is terrible. I may as well be wearing nothing.” With how tight the pants were, and how much on his shoulders the tanktop exposed, he felt like he was on display. Gene didn’t like it at all.

Combined with the soreness in his ass, Gene was surprised he could stand at all in those pants and he began to wonder if he’d be able to get down the stairs. He frowned again. “True,” he said blandly. Nobody else was home still. Gene sighed, scratching the back of his head and closing his eyes. “Whatever, let’s just get downstairs, I’m hungry.” Just for Gene, though, it was going to be quite the trip…but he refused to let Kodi carry him down the stairs….even though he probably should have let him. Gene continued out of the room on unsteady legs, holding onto the wall, and then the bannister, while trying to keep his posture at least somewhat normal. “This is impossible…” he grumbled through gritted teeth. “Did you have to do it so…hard?” Jerk.

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"Good. ‘Cause I wanna get paid if anyone is gonna watch me fuckin’,” Kodi huffed. Hey, that was an idea… He wondered how much money he could make on the side making such videos now. Hmmm…

But that wasn’t important or relevant right now. No, what mattered was looking at Gene’s painfully thin figure being hugged by those just as skinny pants, and enjoying the surprisingly pleasing aesthetics. “I’ve always thought skinny jeans look best on thin legs, an’ you’re just provin’ me right,” he retorted with a smirk. “Just need a little more of an ass an’ it’d be perfect.” Kodi clucked his tongue at the complaint. “Beauty is pain,” he sniffed. The dentokinetic finished putting on his own clothes as Gene did, continuing to eye him until he complained yet again. He snorted. “It leaves enough to the imagination t’be fun, but shows enough skin and curves (or lack of them, in this case) t’be really fuckin’ hot.” Kodi sauntered up to the younger boy and grasped his chin firmly in his hand. “Makes me wanna rip ‘em off and do it all over again,” he whispered smoothly in Gene’s ear, before molding his mouth over the boy’s plush lips once more, briefly. “But fortunately for you, I’m hungry,” he declared as he quickly pulled away and headed towards the door, without looking back. Kodi was looking forward to seeing what rich people ate.

Since Gene didn’t ask to be carried this time, Kodi didn’t offer, and instead waited (im)patiently in the hallway for the younger boy to try and keep up. “I’m waitin’ on you,” he replied with a smirk. “I’m not the one holdin’ us up.” He stood somewhat close to Gene as the skinny guy fumbled his way along the wall, just in case it did look like it might take a nasty tumble, but Kodi didn’t touch him. At the question, he looked over at Eugene… And laughed aloud. “Oh, sweet angel, you think that was hard?” he taunted. “I was takin’ it so easy on you. Just wait, next time I’ll really go hard, an’ you’ll see what it’s like not t’be able t’sit for a week.” He continued to snicker as he made his way down the stairs, walking just in front of Gene in case he tripped. Kodi sniffed the air experimentally, and nearly started drooling right away. “Somethin’ smells amazing,” he breathed.

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“A bigger ass?” he repeated with an incredulous scowl. “They’re already riding….up…that would just make it worse!” Seriously, Gene didn’t understand these fashion trends that required one to put up with uncomfortable clothing. “If that’s the case, I think I’d rather stay ugly.” Though considering how many times Kodi had already told him otherwise….

Gene stared at the older boy as he explained his ‘logic’. “….I don’t get it,” he said point blank. On a girl, yes, maybe he could understand the aesthetic, but on a boy…boys had no curves, so Gene had no idea where this guy was even looking. “Please don’t,” he said, closing his eyes, right before Kodi sucked him in for another short kiss. Gene didn’t know if he could take more than one round of that in one day. Maybe not even within two days. Gene scowled. Again. Did that mean he would be willing to do it again at some point? This guy, this punk, had already twisted Gene’s way of thinking.

The trip downstairs was difficult, and it didn’t help with Kodi’s commentary the whole way. “Yelling at me is not going to make it go any faster,” he growled back, his legs shaking as he trailed down the hall to the stairs. Gene closed his eyes (a bad idea) as he took one careful step after the other down the stairs after Kodi. “I’m not listening! Shut up!” He didn’t need to know or suspect how much worse it could get, it was bad enough as it was!

It was about halfway down that his strength finally gave out, and he started to take that tumble that Kodi was predicting.

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Kodi shrugged. “My ass is pretty big, and I don’t have a problem,” he replied haughtily. In fact, the jeans he was wearing now were pretty tight, though not quite as much as Gene’s. He thought back to someone else who had the perfect butt to fit into tight jeans, even though he usually wore sweatpants… And quickly changed his train of thought. “Hey now, I ain’t ever said you’re ugly. Remember, pretty boy?” As though he needed yet another reminder.

Kodi waved his hand dismissively. “You’re not gay enough,” he determined. “Otherwise you would.” No, he got the feeling that Gene wasn’t entirely homosexual, maybe even didn’t particularly lean that way. And as much as Kodi could probably go again, he wasn’t going to today. Gene needed a break, especially since it was his first time. That didn’t mean he wasn’t going to kiss him again, though. Hehehe… “I guess just make sure you’re wearing that next time I come over,” he requested with a sly wink. The tanktop probably wouldn’t come out unscathed…

“I’m not yellin’,” he protested with a pout. “Just encouragin’ you.” That was supposed to help, right? Well, maybe not with Kodi’s type of encouragement, but at least he was trying. He sighed and shook his head, still staying close to the younger boy just in case he did… Exactly what he did halfway down the stairs. Fortunately, Kodi saw the tumble happening mid-step, and managed to catch the thin boy before he could fall too far and do serious damage. “You alright?” he asked, though his voice didn’t have much concern in its tone. “Guess I should prob’ly carry you again.” And so he did, after scooping Gene up again like a princess, carting him out to the kitchen and plopping him (carefully) into a chair. Kodi oogled at the dinner spread out before them. “Wow….” He breathed. He didn’t think he’d ever seen such fancy food in his life.

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“That’s because you’re a freak, jerk,” he countered intelligently. Anyone who thought these anything resembling comfortable was crazy. Gene stared at Kodi with a deadpanned face at the unsolicited reminder. “Yes…how could I have forgotten that already.” Gene rolled his eyes and turned away from the ass-faced punk.

“Well, excuse me for not meeting your gay standards.” No, Gene was not gay. He was….straight. Probably. He definitely liked girls. But….

Girls were weird and annoying to talk to and a little bit scary and had opinions and a lot of them were pretty dumb too. They were nice to look at, at least. Nicer than this guy. The only reason why he took this guy up on his ‘offer’ was because he didn’t expect another one to come up for another ten thousand years or so, and even then he didn’t expect to take it, not unless it was from a girl who was super moe and had the biggest boobs ever. Heh heh…..

Guys were ugly. This guy was ugly. He didn’t understand how he could keep calling Gene ‘pretty’ either. “Hell no. I’m never wearing these again,” he vowed. They were going straight into the trash as soon as he got them off just to be sure of that.

“Your encouragement sucks,” he snapped. And it was annoying. If he wanted to help, the best way would be to just keep his mouth shut and leave him alon—well, maybe not completely alone, otherwise Gene definitely would’ve taken a steep tumble down the stairs and probably broken his neck(and every other weak-ass bone in his body along with it). “I’m….I’m fine…” he said grumpily, not liking that he had to be helped in the end anyway. He growled, but didn’t protest to Kodi picking him up again and carrying him downstairs to the dining table. His ass hurt when it hit the chair and he rubbed it. “Ow….jerk…”

Of course Kodi would think the spread was impressive. He expected that Kodi had never seen ‘good’ food before. “You like it?” Gene asked with a sly smirk. “Have as much as you like,” he offered with surprising generosity. “Heck, I may even let you take some home.” Or all of it. No matter how many times he told her to do otherwise, Aggie always ended up making him gross shit. Gene wasn’t going to eat half of this stuff. Maybe not even a fourth. He served himself a minimal amount of only the few selections that he thought he could stomach, keeping careful to make sure none of the foods touched each other on his plate. If they did, then it was doomed to be gross.