Bail Me Out of Jail

[Adrianna Carstyn]

"Okay really? Didn't I tell you NOT to blow anything else up?! What is it with you and making things go boom? Ugh I'll be right there."

[Zachary LaRousse]

"About time they jail people who organize lame parties. Or was it for faking your whole party persona?"

"Though if you ask me, they should have stricter laws. Your crime shouldn't be bailable. ."

[L.C. Milliner]

"Bail you out? Mmmm, maybe in a couple of days. If I remember. Night." -click-

[Chase Campbell]

"L.C. We've discussed using your power in fights. There are alternatives to violence."

[Mia Keystone]

"This, this is too perfect. This may just..." *bursts out laughing* "No, no, I'm listening, just... This may be the greatest moment of my life. For loitering. Loitering!"

[Cobalt Weaver]

"Dammit Mia, I told you to be careful. And now you're in jail for violation of the Fourth Amendment. Good job."

[L.C. Milliner]

"No, Sean isn't home right now, may I- oh. He's WITH you. Sounds... fun?"

[Kali Caraway]

"Honey, I told you you don't have to put up with rude customers, but threatening them is a step too far. I'll be there in a minute."

[Danicca Waylan]

"So... Why the hell are you calling me about it?"
"Everyone else hung up when they found out it was for loitering?"

"...That's priceless."

[Jackeroe Connick]

"Well, what did you expect when you called the press claiming you were Obama?"

[Danicca Waylan]

"Being such a freak is not a punishable enough offense. Being awesome may be, though."

"And hey, that one almost worked."

[Jackeroe Connick]

"...Dani. I'm in the cell next to you. Call someone else."

[Danicca Waylan]

"But I only get one call and you're the only adult that won't freak! How could you?"

[Cole Kessler]

"We just met and now you're asking me to bail you outta jail? Damn, I must be good at this. Fine, but this is the first and LAST time."

[Sam Mercer]

"I know where you come from you like to ride bulls but around here fat men are not bulls......ill be right there to pick you up."