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Fall/Winter '17

Hammel is doing a soft re-open! If you're interested in returning check out this thread and let us know what you think! If you see any broken links or documentation that need fixing please let staff know, as well!

Apps and other staff related activities will be slow going for the moment, but we're still plugging away! Now is a great time to get in on the ground floor!

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Feivel Silverstein Retired Sports Editor Winged Flight Played By Tony Posts: 62	Hammel Jokes Feb 17, 2012 19:49:12 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Feivel Silverstein on Feb 17, 2012 19:49:12 GMT -5 Submit your own! This is what I was thinking about during my law class instead of the political repercussions of Citizens United! If Evan took Levi's last name, what would they be? A pair of Xus. (I am so ashamed.)

Tanner Larson Retired Performer Pyrokinesis Played By Alex Revictimization (noun): the act of treating a victim like a culprit. StopBullying.gov Posts: 557	Hammel Jokes Feb 20, 2012 23:18:15 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Tanner Larson on Feb 20, 2012 23:18:15 GMT -5 I'll make one up on the spot, and it will be about as funny as something I would make up on the spot XD Why was Zac late for class? He was stuck in a traffic Jam.
	"Here's to those who wish us well - and all the rest can go to Hell."

Basil Zivaen Retired Greenhouse Owner Plant Manipulation/Photosynthesis Played By Neki Posts: 76	Hammel Jokes Mar 21, 2012 20:33:03 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Basil Zivaen on Mar 21, 2012 20:33:03 GMT -5 Ok, bad joke from the Neki. What do you call a guy who makes blue sweaters? A cobalt weaver.

Dr. Sean Neville Institute Official Psychiatrist Telepathy/Memory Manipulation Played By Sean The One and Only Seangularity Posts: 8,987 Gender:: Male	Hammel Jokes May 14, 2012 21:05:09 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Dr. Sean Neville on May 14, 2012 21:05:09 GMT -5 Sean and Josh walk out of a bar. ...well, it has been known to happen.
	You want to graduate? Listen to Sean talk about condoms.

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