Kittens and Wine
Jun 20, 2012 11:23:22 GMT -5
Post by Therru Simmons on Jun 20, 2012 11:23:22 GMT -5
Good morning Hammel! To start off your day we'll be having Hammel Master Chef, Kitten edition! It's so much silliness in the c-box it needed its own thread. THEN it spilled off site onto Secret Silenced because I am double-talking. So ya.......kittens and wine for breakfast anyone?
HAMMEL!
NekiSan: ooooh, that story is not only sad, but shows a chilling, scary side of Sean that you don't usually ever see.
Seanneville: Well, thank you! Sean simply doesn't want anything to happen to the students.
NekiSan: Remind me not to make him angry. He might like, eat kittens for breakfast or something.
CuppyCake5: Probably sick, but the thought of Sean eating kittens makes me giggle
Seanneville: That is only evil Sean.
]Raenabella: NEKI
NekiSan: mhmm?
Raenabella: That was awesome.
CuppyCake5: Hahahaha! Neki, that's awesome and you're wonderful! *giggles*
NekiSan: I keep it around because I find it amusing since Sean would never do such a thing.
Raenabella: xD Now I have an image of him twirling kittens around a fork like spaghetti.
CuppyCake5: Really? I had the image of him eating one while he reads a book. As if it were... just something to munch on.
CuppyCake5: Book in one hand, kitten in the other
Raenabella: Instead of potato chips, it is a bag of kittens.
CuppyCake5: With a napkin in his lap to dab at his mouth if it gets a little messy
CuppyCake5: Because Sean is a gentleman
Raenabella: And a glass of wine to wash them down
Seanneville: What did I do?
CuppyCake5: Exactly. But you have to be careful about which wine.
CuppyCake5: Not all of them go with kittens
Raenabella: This is true
NekiSan: mhmm, kittens and White Zinfandel maybe?
Raenabella: Or perhaps a nice Riesling.
CuppyCake5: But I'm sure if anybody could find a good kitten and wine pairing, it would be Sean I believe
Raenabella: Because I don't know what kittens tastes like.
CuppyCake5: Sean does though
Seanneville: For the record, neither does Sean.
CuppyCake5: It's his favorite snack
CuppyCake5: *giggles*
Raenabella: xD oh god this conversation.
Seanneville: You're all ridiculous.
CuppyCake5: It's a good thing kittens don't talk though. It'd be awful for him to be munching on one while it flails it's legs begging for mercy.
Raenabella: But you loooove us.
Raenabella: It will probably be meowing for help
CuppyCake5: Little sad kitten meows.
NekiSan: mhmm, sad kitten meows. Good dinner music.
Raenabella: Laid over some soothing violin
SECRET SILENCED!
NekiSan: Sorry, I got caught up in discussing which wine goes best when eating kittens.
Diarcaexe: ...Yeah, okay.
Diarcaexe: Not even going to ask.
Kalenvor: Merlot for calicos, Chardonnay for tabbys, and gewurztraminer for manx, cuz manx is a dessert cat
Kalenvor: <.<
Diarcaexe: Damn it Kal
Diarcaexe: No. No. I veto this conversation
Kalenvor: lmao
Diarcaexe: Besides, Merlot paired with calicos is for rank amateur conniseurs.
Kalenvor: Oh what are you going to suggest a Shiraz
NekiSan: Well, I said White Zinfandel for kittens. I think it smells good.
Diarcaexe: I like a good Pinot with a calico, myself.
Kalenvor: A white?
Kalenvor: with a kitten?
NekiSan: yeah. I think of red wines for pasta, white for meats.
Kalenvor: Sweet lords above man do you hate all things cuisine?
NekiSan: Oh btw, Kal, Hammel agrees with your wine choices.
Diarcaexe: Hahaha
Diarcaexe: Okay, this is excessively silly.
Kalenvor: and the rule is red wines with red whites with white
Kalenvor: except in the situation of the meat being low in fats such as a kitten or a puppy
NekiSan: well, Kittens would be a white.
Kalenvor: A sweet red helps mask the lack of fats in the kitten's muscle tissue
so ya. Have a good day Hammel, and remeber to pick a good wine to go with your kittens! If you ever need help just ask Sean!
HAMMEL!
NekiSan: ooooh, that story is not only sad, but shows a chilling, scary side of Sean that you don't usually ever see.
Seanneville: Well, thank you! Sean simply doesn't want anything to happen to the students.
NekiSan: Remind me not to make him angry. He might like, eat kittens for breakfast or something.
CuppyCake5: Probably sick, but the thought of Sean eating kittens makes me giggle
Seanneville: That is only evil Sean.
]Raenabella: NEKI
NekiSan: mhmm?
Raenabella: That was awesome.
CuppyCake5: Hahahaha! Neki, that's awesome and you're wonderful! *giggles*
NekiSan: I keep it around because I find it amusing since Sean would never do such a thing.
Raenabella: xD Now I have an image of him twirling kittens around a fork like spaghetti.
CuppyCake5: Really? I had the image of him eating one while he reads a book. As if it were... just something to munch on.
CuppyCake5: Book in one hand, kitten in the other
Raenabella: Instead of potato chips, it is a bag of kittens.
CuppyCake5: With a napkin in his lap to dab at his mouth if it gets a little messy
CuppyCake5: Because Sean is a gentleman
Raenabella: And a glass of wine to wash them down
Seanneville: What did I do?
CuppyCake5: Exactly. But you have to be careful about which wine.
CuppyCake5: Not all of them go with kittens
Raenabella: This is true
NekiSan: mhmm, kittens and White Zinfandel maybe?
Raenabella: Or perhaps a nice Riesling.
CuppyCake5: But I'm sure if anybody could find a good kitten and wine pairing, it would be Sean I believe
Raenabella: Because I don't know what kittens tastes like.
CuppyCake5: Sean does though
Seanneville: For the record, neither does Sean.
CuppyCake5: It's his favorite snack
CuppyCake5: *giggles*
Raenabella: xD oh god this conversation.
Seanneville: You're all ridiculous.
CuppyCake5: It's a good thing kittens don't talk though. It'd be awful for him to be munching on one while it flails it's legs begging for mercy.
Raenabella: But you loooove us.
Raenabella: It will probably be meowing for help
CuppyCake5: Little sad kitten meows.
NekiSan: mhmm, sad kitten meows. Good dinner music.
Raenabella: Laid over some soothing violin
SECRET SILENCED!
NekiSan: Sorry, I got caught up in discussing which wine goes best when eating kittens.
Diarcaexe: ...Yeah, okay.
Diarcaexe: Not even going to ask.
Kalenvor: Merlot for calicos, Chardonnay for tabbys, and gewurztraminer for manx, cuz manx is a dessert cat
Kalenvor: <.<
Diarcaexe: Damn it Kal
Diarcaexe: No. No. I veto this conversation
Kalenvor: lmao
Diarcaexe: Besides, Merlot paired with calicos is for rank amateur conniseurs.
Kalenvor: Oh what are you going to suggest a Shiraz
NekiSan: Well, I said White Zinfandel for kittens. I think it smells good.
Diarcaexe: I like a good Pinot with a calico, myself.
Kalenvor: A white?
Kalenvor: with a kitten?
NekiSan: yeah. I think of red wines for pasta, white for meats.
Kalenvor: Sweet lords above man do you hate all things cuisine?
NekiSan: Oh btw, Kal, Hammel agrees with your wine choices.
Diarcaexe: Hahaha
Diarcaexe: Okay, this is excessively silly.
Kalenvor: and the rule is red wines with red whites with white
Kalenvor: except in the situation of the meat being low in fats such as a kitten or a puppy
NekiSan: well, Kittens would be a white.
Kalenvor: A sweet red helps mask the lack of fats in the kitten's muscle tissue
so ya. Have a good day Hammel, and remeber to pick a good wine to go with your kittens! If you ever need help just ask Sean!
