Legopalooza - Tags Vincent

[Robbie Wilkes]

He realised he was getting too old to play with toys.

He also realised he was getting too old to play with Vincent Verax.

But there he was. In the courtyard. With Vincent Verax. Playing with Legos.

It occurred to him that despite already having a girlfriend, he was still acting the part of a bachelor, playing with his male friends.

Stealing a couple of blocks from Vincent, Robbie added it to his unrecognizable shape. "Penguin!" He announced before smashing his supposed Lego penguin on top of Vincent's not yet created masterpiece. "Where'd you get these anyway?" he asked.

[Vincent Verax]

Robbie had a girlfriend, Vincent had a fiance, and yet they were still playing with Legos like little boys. Did he care? Not an ounce. Was he having fun? You bet!

Vincent laughed at the deformed shape that Robbie dubbed a penguin. "S'an ugly penguin. It's a ZAC PENGUIN!" He shouted, then dissolved into laughter. Yes, he's still mad at Zac. No, he has no ill will towards Robbie. It doesn't make sense, don't ask me.

He went back to creating his wonderful Lego creation, piling blocks on top of each other while hiding the unfinished project from his friend. "Oh, got 'em from Hooker." Grinning, he put the final pieces on his Lego artwork. "An' VOILA!" He revealed what he had been working on: a penis.

"Dick in yer face!" He shouted, poking at Robbie's cheek with the plastic atrocity.

[Robbie Wilkes]

The insult only made Robbie smash his penguin on Vincent's face. Not too hard. It wouldn't scar or anything. Nobody insulted Zac around him. Even if they were a victim of a careless crime Zac committed.

Loyalty, Robbie has it in blinding volumes.

"Shuddup nutbutt." He reprimanded half-heartedly. He couldn't be angry with Vincent. He didn't know why, but he just couldn't.

Especially not when he got a hooker to buy him Legos. "A hooker gave you Legos?" Robbie asked before another thought struck him. "You got a hooker?? Poor Moe. Share her with me, Vinny!"

When Vincent revealed his creation and Robbie got poked in the cheek with it, the blond gasped and moved away from it. "Eh, I've seen better."

[Vincent Verax]

Vincent just laughed as he was smacked in the face, too used to pain at this point to even care. "Awww kaaay, fiiiine." He'd drop the Zac insults... for now. Besides, there were more important things to do.

The misunderstanding made Vinnie snort, falling face-first into the grass. Oh how great his life would be if an actual hooker bought him legos. For a moment he thought entertaining Robbie's fantasy would be fun, so he tried it. "Yeah! But sh'had th'biggest, saggiest vag I ever saw." Sorry, Emma. You know he loves making fun of you. He punched Robbie lightly in the shoulder. "Naw man, y'know Emma? Th'skinny chick that looks like a tramp? Sh'got 'em fer me."

"But maybe if yer good, I'll getcha a hooker fer yer birthday. Five hookers!" And yes, Vncent would actually try to find prostitutes for Robbie. I seriously hope it doesn't go that far.

When Robbie recoiled from his masterpiece, Vincent just smirked. "Yeah? Like mine." He gestured to his crotch, leaning back on one hand. "Sorry, s'off th'market now. Guess ya'll hafta make due wif this one." And with that, Vincent decided that poking Robbie in the butt with the object would be the best thing to do.

[Robbie Wilkes]

Vincent's laughing did nothing to quell the burning question in Robbie's mind. There was no way Vincent could afford a hooker. Could he? And Moe would definitely have something to say about that!

"Ew," Robbie made a face when he was confronted with the weirdest mental image ever. Vincent's denial and mention of an Emma got Robbie thinking. It sounded familiar enough but the description did not fit the person he was thinking about. "Yeah, that narrows it down to...oh I don't know, half of Hammel's inhabitants?" Robbie chuckled, thinking how smart he was for that quip.

"Would you really?" Robbie shoved Vincent and rolled his eyes. "Yeah right. Whatever."

Snorting at Vincent's retaliation, Robbie pushed his foot against his crotch lightly. His position gave Vincent plenty of room to dig the plastic penis into the seat of his pants. "What the fuck!" Robbie laughed incredulously before jumping up. "Rape! Raaaape!" He screamed, laughing as he shot off away from Vincent.

[Vincent Verax]

Vincent howled with laughter at Robbie's remark, pounding his fist on the grass. Skinny and trampy certainly did do a good job of describing a lot of the girls at Hammel, but Emma was special because she was awesome and hilarious. Also she wasn't as much of a whiny little bitch as a lot of the other girls he had met. “Fuck, man, good one!” He slapped Robbie on the back in a congratulatory manner. “But y'member last year, th'chick ridin' a motorcycle naked 'cross th'yard? That Hooker!” Vincent was fairly certain no one else he knew drove motorcycles in the buff.

When Robbie foot invaded his crotch, Vincent quickly scooted backwards “Hey, hey! Easy on th'goods! Jus' 'cause y'can't have 'em no more don' mean y'should ruin 'em for ev'ryone!” He made a face, then grinned. “Y'wanna make MOE mad?” Yes, Vincent was well aware that Robbie liked to perv on his fiance. Did it bother him? Not really. Had it been anyone else, he'd be infuriated, but Robbie was about as threatening as a tiny kitten.

But of course he wasn't just going to let Robbie get away from his plastic lego dick, though he did chuckle at the rape cry. “AHM GUNNA GETCHA!” He scrambled to his feet and tore off after the blonde, waving the multicolor object in the air. “Y'CAN'T ESCAPE M'DICK!” Vinnie ran as fast as his legs would go, but Robbie was inherently faster, so Vin did the next best thing. He lunged forward, arms outstretched, and tried to take the other boy down with him.

[Robbie Wilkes]

When Robbie was reminded of the girl who was on some sort of vehicle streaking across the courtyard naked, he had a moment of recognition and went "Ohhh!" before laughing loudly. "She's epic!" He exclaimed, punching his friend on his forearm and continued laughing.

"Psht, what goods?" Robbie stuck his tongue out before havign to consider Moe in all of this ridiculousness. "You cheat."

Vincent's yell just made it so much more difficult to run in a straight line as Robbie squealed and giggled and snorted as he continued his yells of rape.

He made the mistake of turning around just as Vincent lunged at him. "Noooo!" he shrieked dramatically as they fell down to the ground with a loud "Oomph!" on Robbie's part. His legs kicked out and tried to haphazardly make contact with Vincent's...anything.

But Robbie was at the advantage because the lego monstrosity was at his chest. All he had to do was make a grab for it and poke Vincent anywhere. So that was exactly what he did. "Hah! I have your dick, Verax! I'm never letting it go!" Robbie declared as loud as possible, not quite caring if there were people around and they may perceive it wrongly.

[Vincent Verax]

"I ain' cheat!" Which... technically was a lie, but Vincent preferred to think of it is as simply using what's available to him. The fact that Robbie had a weak spot to Moe was just one of those things.

He didn't have much time to linger on that, anyways, considering it was now time to run like spastic idiots across the courtyard while shouting obscenities and other awkward things. Vincent flailed a little as he collided with the blonde, grunting when they hit the ground, then laughing as soon as he caught his breath. "DUDE!" He bellowed, wrestling around on the grass with his friend.

There were a couple students staring at them and it was while Vincent lifted his head to tell them, "Yer only starin' 'cause y'jealous y'ain't gettin none! Dumbasses!" that Robbie was able to snatch the toy away. Vin giggled at the statement, then purposely made a very forced moaning noise, raising his voice to the same level as Robbie's. "Oh I LOVE th'way ya touch mah dick!"

He squirmed as Robbie poked him with the statue, attempting to roll away at first. He didn't make it very far before he realized that he wasn't ready to relinquish his masterpiece just yet, so instead he reached for it and started trying to wrestle it away from Robbie. "Gimme it!"

[Robbie Wilkes]

"Ya fuckin' cheat!" Robbie laughed just as he dropped to the ground. Vin knew practically all his weaknesses very well. Too well in fact. It was something Robbie needed to rectify as soon as the opportunity arises.

"Shiiiit~" The blond had to support Vincent's weight on him while trying to move the Lego penis away. It didn't help that Vincent was pushing down against him in the most vulnerable spot ever.

"No! I am never letting you have your cock back!" Robbie exclaimed before slapping Vincent's hands away and moving his hand with the Lego work around Vincent and started poking him in the ass.