Thread Roulette: Insulting Pinball

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Cassie Mitro wants to play pinball, and thinks Cristobal Autieri is hogging it.

Rules: Everything your character says must be an insult. And if it isn't, the other character must take it as an insult anyway. So get offended, characters!

[Cassidy Mitro]

Cassie was staring at that pinball machine for the last half an hour and getting more and more irritated by the boy who had been playing on it for the last hour. She was inches away from loosing her temper. She wanted to play! It was her turn! She didn't care about his high score or that he was sorta kinda cute for a boy. Cassie dropped her seventeen magazine and stomped toward the boy then gave him a hard shove. As hard as an eleven year old girl could manage. She was sure Max could do better then this but Max wasn't here to watch her back right now.

Then again, Cassie was perfectly capable of watching her own back.
"Hey! Moron! Stop trying to make out with the pinball machine and get a girlfriend instead. "
She growled at him. Insult came easy. Not those kinds of insults but whatever. She was angry enough to be this insulting. She wanted to feel less annoyed and she knew what would make her feel less annoyed. The pinball machine!

[Cristobal Autieri]

Cristobal was about to beat the high score, he just needed ten more minutes! His natural gift was playing pin ball, and studying, oh this was great. At the corner of Cristobal’s eyes, he saw a young beautiful girl watching him play pin ball for quite a while now. Cristobal didn’t care, because he was just about to beat the high score! Just a miinutteee more!

That’s when he felt the tiny push upon his right thigh. He fell towards the side, and then he hit the side of the Pinball machine, and that’s when he lost! “Hey! Moron! Stop trying to make out with the pinball machine and get a girlfriend instead.” Cristobal heard her astonishing and painful words.

“Sheesh! I’m sorry, plus, I do get girls, dude that really hurt!” Cristobal said, stammering from his offensive attack. He then picked up his dropped phone, and shoved the girl into the pinball machine.

“Take it if you want it, loser.”

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[Cassidy Mitro]

Cassie gave a squeak of indiganation at being referred to as DUDE. Her eyes flicked down to her general chest area and she pouted. Okay, boy had a point but still! As soon as she hit twelve next month she was sure she'd start growing boobs right! She soooo sooo badly wanted to be a hot girl and her eyes narrowed back at the guy.

"I'm not a dude! You don't get girls if you call them dude. Get a brain while you're at it as well."
Cassie stamped her foot in anger and flicked her eyes to the pinball machine then back to him. She got shoved into the pinball machine and she gave a loud oomph before she twisted to him, forgetting just how much she wanted to play. She lunged at the guy to try and trip him. How dare he shove her around and then call her a looser. She had spirit and fight in her by the bucket loads and she was about to show him just how dangerous she could be.

[Cristobal Autieri]

“I’m not a dude! You don’t get girls if you call them dude. Get a brain while you’re at it as well.” The little girl said, stomping her foot. Cristobal couldn’t do anything but laugh; she was like a baby having her little tantrum. She could just suck it, haha. “What your pacifier lil’ baby?” He asked, taunting the female, whilst leaning against the wall, which had the TV placed on it. Cristobal stuck his thumb finger out, imitating it to be a pacifier, with a smile; he took a hold of Cassie’s nose, and wiggled it.

But she backed up, and she was ready to fight, but she looked like a professional boxer. This meant trouble, this actually meant war between the two. Cristobal backed up, getting slightly intimidated by a middle schooler.

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[Cassidy Mitro]

Cassie half glared at the guy when she missed her launch and he twisted on her. Pacifier? Not that it had made any sense at all what he said. Boys didn't make any sense anyway. Cassie backed away when he started wriggling her nose and if he'd stayed just a split second longer she would have sunk her teeth into that thumb of his. Who'd be the baby with the pacifier then. Her mother's voice entered her mind and she smirked back at the male before her.

"Teasing girls because you like them equals lame..."
Cassie smirked self confidently, her eyes narrowing in delight at the quib she'd remembered, thanks to her mom and that move they had watched together way back when she could still snuggle into her mom's embrace before she started becoming a human lightbulb.
"Besides, I don't like YOU. You're ... well... you're... Not really that handsome anyway."
Okay she was running out of insults that were actually truthful.

[Cristobal Autieri]

“Teasing girls because you like them equals lame…” Cassie was intimidating, but Cristobal stood his ground, and eyed her movements. She was very smart, and she could’ve been a debates person. “Besides, I don’t like You. You’re… well… you’re… Not really that handsome anyway.” Cristobal couldn’t do anything but laugh at her comment; she had a minor crush on him? That was very very very cute.

“Look here, you’re too young for me anyway, go change your diaper.” He said, being a jerk, which he wasn’t at all. After all, when was it painful o laugh at a girl? A little one. Cristobal was about ready to leave, when something struck his mind. “You have a crush on me, how cute.” He kissed his hand, and placed his hand onto her forehead… And you really think I’m lame?” That’s when he scoffed, and looked at the TV.

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[Cassidy Mitro]

Cassidy’s mouth fell open in utter rage when she heard what he said. She didn’t have a diaper on! Then she made the ultimate insult of kissing his hand. Her eyes widened to the extent where they were saucer pans as she stared at this guy.
”Crush! I don’t have a crush on YOU!”
Cassie immediately jerked her head back from his hand, her blue eyes sparkling with anger and fury.

”And I’m not cute! Don’t kiss my hand and don’t touch me. Ewww. ”
Despite the fact that she felt really insulted by all of these actions which was really strange since she was a young teenage girl and she should have been gushing right now, Cassie’s face was bright red. Whether in fury or embarrassment was anyone’s guess really.

”Yes I think you’re totally lame and you’ll have to be very special for me to even think about you after walking out this room. ”
Cassie nodded her determination before folding her arms across her chest and glaring at him.

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