Making It Look Easy (Open)
Oct 8, 2011 23:58:32 GMT -5
Post by Malcom Black on Oct 8, 2011 23:58:32 GMT -5
Members of security didn’t get lunch breaks at normal hours. Or, some of them didn’t. They had to be on hand during lunch, after all, when a lot of the students were all grouped together. Malcom hated lunch duty with a passion. There was nothing so boring as when a lunch hour went off smoothly, and nothing so nerve-wracking as when he didn’t.
Altogether, he was happy he didn’t have that to deal with. Oh-so-very happy. So he was celebrating with root beer (while wishing he had some twisted alchemy to make it real beer), and a fattening meal of reheated fried chicken and pizza.
Malcom was a firm believer in the “clogged arteries happen to other people” faith.
But being Malcom, he couldn’t do this like normal people. His reheated chicken had floated into the microwave, his pizza had removed itself from the bag, and his soda bottle was in the process of opening itself. Meanwhile, Malcom himself was seated, browsing videos on his phone.
You know that phrase “with great power comes great responsibility?” Yeah. This guy hasn’t figured that out yet.
Things probably would have continued smoothly, except for the door to the lounge opening. Concentration broke, and rootbeer bottle, pizza and phone all went diving toward the floor as Malcom leapt out of his chair with surprising agility to catch his meal. And he did manage to get it—it was just that he lost the phone in the process. He eyed the lost item ruefully, then looked up at the person who had opened the door.
“Couldn’t you knock first?” he asked. “I mean, c’mon. You nearly cost me my lunch there.” He set both items on the table, then went to retrieve the electronic device and turned it over in his hands ruefully.
“And you did cost me my phone. These things are hell to replace too…”
Altogether, he was happy he didn’t have that to deal with. Oh-so-very happy. So he was celebrating with root beer (while wishing he had some twisted alchemy to make it real beer), and a fattening meal of reheated fried chicken and pizza.
Malcom was a firm believer in the “clogged arteries happen to other people” faith.
But being Malcom, he couldn’t do this like normal people. His reheated chicken had floated into the microwave, his pizza had removed itself from the bag, and his soda bottle was in the process of opening itself. Meanwhile, Malcom himself was seated, browsing videos on his phone.
You know that phrase “with great power comes great responsibility?” Yeah. This guy hasn’t figured that out yet.
Things probably would have continued smoothly, except for the door to the lounge opening. Concentration broke, and rootbeer bottle, pizza and phone all went diving toward the floor as Malcom leapt out of his chair with surprising agility to catch his meal. And he did manage to get it—it was just that he lost the phone in the process. He eyed the lost item ruefully, then looked up at the person who had opened the door.
“Couldn’t you knock first?” he asked. “I mean, c’mon. You nearly cost me my lunch there.” He set both items on the table, then went to retrieve the electronic device and turned it over in his hands ruefully.
“And you did cost me my phone. These things are hell to replace too…”