Up To No Good (Levi)

[Samuel Rixon]

Sam had gotten the best idea. Ever.

All from just listening to the morning announcements.

All he needed was a little help from a friend. After frantically texting Vincent to no avail, he’d spied Levi in the hallway and decided that he was the next perfect person to assist him with this harebrained scheme.

They.

Were taking over.

The SCHOOL.

“Oh my God Levs, this is gonna be the best thing EVER.” He hadn’t actually told Levi what he was planning. He’d simply grabbed the kid’s arm, promised him a wicked adventure, and now they were sneaking down the hall to the main office. “Seriously. We’re gonna be LEGENDS an’ shit.”

The pyro continued his journey down the halls, looking every inch like he was trying not to look like he was up to no good, all the while failing miserably.

“Seriously, kid. LEGENDS.”

[Levi Xu]

Whatever the scheme was, Levi was pretty sure it would end up being just as awesome as Sammy was claiming. He grinned and followed behind the older boy, looking a lot more nonchalant about the whole thing. He was pretty sure his friend's "ninja" routine was going to get them found out sooner rather than later, which was probably going to ruin their fun.

"So, what're we gonna do to be legends?" He looked around the hall, wondering what was up. "Is it gonna get us in trouble?"

It was Sammy, so chances were likely it would. But if it made them legends, well, it would probably be worth it.

[Samuel Rixon]

Of course it was going to be awesome. It would be worth whatever fate would inevitably be doled out by an authority figure. Probably Dr. N. At least Levi had the nonchalant act down pat. Sam needed to learn a little from him. He was still performing his ridiculous ninja act. As long as they were lucky, they wouldn't get busted before the fun began.

"Uh..." Would they get in trouble? Probably. "'Course not?" Lies.

As for what they were doing, Sam grinned and slung his arm around Levi's shoulder, temporarily abandoning the ninja act. "We. Are breaking into the office." He grinned proudly. "We gonna make announcements an' shit." Was he trying to keep his voice down? Not at all. "Y' in?" It would involve a little breaking and entering, a little better ninja-ing, but Sam had faith. They could totally pull this off.

[Levi Xu]

Okay, that was a good idea. So good, Levi was pretty sure Sammy hadn't come up with it himself. It had to have been from a TV show or a movie or something. Also, it was obvious that they were going to get in trouble, if they got caught. He smirked and nodded to his best friend, "Yes! So, how're we gonna get in?"

He peered through the glass of the door to the office. It didn't look like the receptionist was in, and the door to room with the intercom was closed. But it was so close. "I don't think anyone's there. Let's go now!"

He pushed open the door and ran in. "Think it's locked?"

[Samuel Rixon]

Okay, that was just rude. Sam had, in fact, come up with it all on his own. No help. Nope. Not a one. Not even from the television shows he’d watched the night before.

... Someone doth protest too much.

At least Levi was in, and not calling him out on coming up with it with a little help. So, the pyro grinned and pointed to the office door. “That way!”

He snuck up behind Levi and looked over his head into the office. He was right, the coast looked clear. It was probably one of those ‘now or never’ moments. Who knew when the receptionist would be back? “’Kay! GO!”

Sam raced after Levi coming to a skidding halt by the door that led to their goal. “I dunno. But I can totally pick it!” With that, he dropped to his knees and fished a safety pin, and a bobby pin (NOT his, he’d found it on the dorm floor and thought it might come in handy). He had no idea what he was doing, but he was sure it looked impressive, and with enough wiggling around in the lock, he might get lucky, right?

[Levi Xu]

Levi stood behind his friend and watched as he tried to pick the lock to the announcement room, and tried not to giggle. This was going to be awesome, so long as they could actually get inside and pull this off, but he wasn't sure that was possible. Surely, the secretary was going to be back soon, and then they were going to be in all kinds of shit. They could at least lock themselves in from the inside, and they were on the first floor, so they could open the window to escape.

He wondered if Sam had planned that far ahead.

The younger boy looked around the office again, then back at the obstacle. He didn't think Sam was getting anywhere fast with it, and they had to hurry. So Levi just reached out and turned the knob, then pushed the door open. Apparently it wasn't even locked.

"That was easy." He hopped over Sam's legs to get inside, and went over to the intercom. There were more buttons than he'd anticipated, but it didn't look too complicated. After all, big red buttons are the important ones, right?

[Samuel Rixon]

Sam was rather proud of his non-existent lock picking skills, thank you. He was grinning as he worked, excited about the whole thing. It was going to be great. They’d make ridiculous announcements, and he for one was going to start with Miss Sippercup. Evil woman deserved a little revenge.

And no, he hadn’t planned beyond taking over the mic. Good thing Levi was there to back him up.

He looked up to watch Levi try the knob, giving a not-so-quiet whoop as it twisted open. “We’re in!” He scrambled up after Levi and shut the door behind them, making sure to lock it again. After a moment of indecision, he also grabbed a chair and set it against the door. There. They were secure.

Bounding over to the desk, he stared at the buttons. There was so. MANY. “Dude! You ready?” This was going to be amazing, even if they got busted. So well worth whatever punishment was brought down on them. “... Which button do we touch?”

[Levi Xu]

If Sam really thought that bringing him along was a good plan, he really should have thought it through more. Levi looked down at the buttons as well. With the chair wedging the door closed, they had bought a little time to figure out how this would work. The freshman shrugged and pushed one of the buttons, and covered his ears when the feedback erupted from the speakers. "Ahh, shit shit shit."

Levi scrambled to hit the button again, and knocked the microphone off the desk, thankfully cutting off the feedback. "Uh, I think that turns it on then. We've only got a few minutes though before someone shows up."

What should they say? He pressed the button on the microphone again and held it up.

"Testing, testing, this is not a drill."

[Samuel Rixon]

Bringing Levi, in Sam’s mind, was brilliant. He was awesome, and there was no one he liked causing trouble with more than him. Except maybe Vincent, but Vincent was being a dick.

The pyro shrieked and covered his ears when the feedback screamed. “OWOWOWOWOW. DUDE!” He stomped his feet, trying to shake off the shock of the sound, bringing his hands down only when he was sure it was safe. “Fuck, dude. Ow.”

At least they knew what they were doing now. Sort of. And with only a few minutes, they could still do some impressive damage.

He grinned as Levi tested it. Giving him a gentle push, he crowded next to the microphone. “Greetings Hammel! The following students are to report to our sexy headmistress for a series of spankings. Vincent Verax. ... That is all.” He was having a hard time stifling his giggling. “In other news, Vincent both sucks and blows, and Miss Sippercup is to report to the nurse to have the stick removed from her butt.” He couldn’t handle it anymore, and let Levi have it back before bursting into raucous laughter. Who said school couldn’t be fun?