Ask Eric Anything

[Eric Jones]

"Look at yourself. Now look at me.



Now back at yourself.

Now back to me.



Sadly, you're not me. But if you stopped reading self help books and started asking me how I am so good at life you could be almost as awesome as me.

Ask me anything, and let me help you be awesome at life,

Like me. Eric Jones."

[Ravyn Rozanova]

Eric,

How do you get your hair to look so perfect?

Ravyn

[Calliope Gallo]

"Heeeey Eric. So, sometimes people tell me that you're lying to me about who you are. Any idea what they're talking about..?"

[Eric Jones]

Eric,

How do you get your hair to look so perfect?

Ravyn

Ravyn, that is an excellent question.

The answer is money.

No, I kid. The answer is investing in a good blowdryer and a good hair wax. You want it to be light, and not weigh your hair down. I like the matte finish ones, I feel the shiny ones make your hair look a little greasy.

And always rince and repeat.

"Heeeey Eric. So, sometimes people tell me that you're lying to me about who you are. Any idea what they're talking about..?"

"Callie, they are probably just jealous of you, me, or both of us. Don't even bother with that."

[Takchawee Ominotago]

Hey,

Who are you, and why should I ask you things?

Also.... Hm. I think you're a tomcat.
Yes. That fits.
Seeeeeya.

[Henry Ballo]

How exactly do you think you are qualified to answer questions?

[Catherine Novella]

Why do you have such a big Ego?