Remember me? (Jordan)

[Brea White]

Dear Jordan,

Dear Campbell's cousin,

Dear Spyboy,

Hi Jordan. This is Brea White. We've met once or twice in a couple of bad circumstances, but I'm prepared to forget about it if you'll come to the Halloween dance with me in three weeks. Your quick response would be appreciated.

If not, I'll tell Dr. Campbell about the time I caught you in the teacher's lounge or when you spied on students.

Thanks,

-Brea White

-awesome goddess in tiny proportions-

[Jordan Scholl]

What do you mean you'll forget about it? Is that some sort of threat?

Look, Brea, I'm sure you're nice and all outside of all that tiny goddessness of yours, but I'm not really interested in a date to the Halloween dance. So, thanks but no thanks. I prefer to go alone.

Jordan

[Brea White]

Go alone and I could tell your uncle about the time I caught you in the teacher's lounge. It's not a date.

I'll even bring cookies if that'll sweeten the deal.

-Brea

[Jordan Scholl]

You can't bribe me with cookies. I'm not a dog or anything.

Fine. If it's that important to you, then whatever. I'll go.

Is there some sort of special requirement I need to fulfill? Matching costumes or something? Pick you up from your house?

Where do you even live, anyway?

Jordan

[Brea White]

None of your business where I live. You'll meet me there. And fine, matching costumes. What do you want to do?

And all men are dogs. It's a biological fact.

-Brea

[Jordan Scholl]

I don't know. Something easy. We could pretend to be undercover spies and just go in our normal clothes, that way it wouldn't need anything special.

If all men are dogs then why are you so interested in going to the dance with one? Doesn't sound like it makes sense to me.

Jordan

[Brea White]

Because my brother thought I couldn't get a date with anyone, that's why. Which is none of your business anyways. And not that it's a date.

If we're gonna be spies, you have to wear glasses. I think all spies should wear glasses.

-Brea

[Jordan Scholl]

Spies don't wear glasses! That's like saying all girl spies wear high heels and bright red lipstick. If you make me wear glasses you have to wear heels.

Your brother is dumb, and you're dumb for thinking you have to prove him wrong. Just ignore him next time. What's he going to do, call you names?

--J

[Brea White]

...fine. I'll wear high heels and red lip stick. Just make sure I'm not taller than you when I do it or I'll make you wear the heels.

You're just saying that because you're the guy that I chose to go to the dance with. Suck it up. You might have to deal with him later.

-Brea

[Jordan Scholl]

Wait, what? You can't wear heels with jeans! That's totally outside of "easy and casual." You weren't If you wear heels you have to wear a dress.

I'll be taller than you. It's not like I'm a shrimp, tiny.

If it makes you feel better, I would probably be saying the same thing even if you weren't forcing me to the dance. Why you picked me is still a question I am afraid to hear the answer to (seriously, why not pick on Jared or Aaron or something?) but you should be able to stand up to your brother.

Why should I be afraid? Is he like 6 feet tall and shoots fire out of his hands or something?

--J

[Brea White]

That is not outside of easy and casual. Don't you watch any movies? Besides, it's a dance. Girls are supposed to look nice. No way am I wearing a dress unless you wear a suit. Don't guy spies wear suits when they go to spy on things at fancy occasions anyways? Clearly you haven't been watching James Bond.

I'm only tiny when I want to be, so there.

I picked you because I had dirt on you, that's why. And it worked, didn't it?

Because you're being annoying about it, I'm not gonna tell you. You'll just have to find out when he comes to interrogate you about being my "date."

-Brea

[Jordan Scholl]

Yeah I watch movies. Kids in school don't wear jeans and heels. It just looks dumb. And spies are supposed to wear heels and makeup and a black dress. Girl spies. Look, can't we just forget this whole thing? You don't wear the dress and everything, I don't wear the glasses, and it'll be totally fine. We don't have to go as James Bond and whatever.

You could've asked someone else, and they might've said yes just because they actually want to go. Are you planning on blackmailing your way into a marriage, too? Let me know now so I can start getting my counterevidence.

I'm not being a jerk I'm just telling you you shouldn't have to listen to your brother all the time. I thought that was supposed to be empowering or something. Whatever, don't tell me. I'll find out on my own. The spy thing isn't all for show.

--J

[Brea White]

Good thing you corrected yourself there or you could've been the one in makeup and heels and a black dress. That's sexist anyways. Fine. No glasses and no heels, but I might do the makeup or my brother will be suspicious.

Anyways, I don't plan to get married. Marriage doesn't work with my plans to be leader of the free world.

Fine. I have two brothers. One is on the soccer team in college and one has iron skin or whatever as a power. That way you don't have to dig it up.

I also didn't say you were a jerk. I said you were being annoying.

-Brea

[Jordan Scholl]

Yeah maybe it's sexist but it's true. At least in movies. But we'll go casual. I'll wear my nice sneakers.

I'm so sorry for the offense. I didn't realize you were planning world domination. I'll just get out of your way and buy you a white cat for Christmas so you can stroke it on your lap.

Too late on the brother info. Ethan White, attending the local college, non-powered. Soccer player, really? Is that supposed to be intimidating? And Chris, who I guess could be pretty threatening, but isn't he a little young to be protecting his sister's virtue or whatever? I thought that was more the job of the older child or the dad. Further research is in progress.

Oh yeah. I like research, and I'm pretty good at it. Just so you know.

--J

[Brea White]

You have a pair of nice sneakers? This should be good.

World LEADER not world domination. I plan to be the first female president, thank you for asking, and maybe if you're nice I'll reward you with a position in the CIA.

My dad has super strength. Did you know that thing you do is a little creepy?

-Brea