Mmm...Jealousy-y.
Nov 27, 2012 17:47:35 GMT -5
Post by Kristina Northampton on Nov 27, 2012 17:47:35 GMT -5
It was odd, after all this time here, but she was still jealous. If she looked out the window, right now, odds were there would be some jammy bastard practising flying or making trees dance or turning into Optimus bloody Prime - hell, even the non-physical ones had some cool stuff going for them. Telekinesis, for example, which would probably make Kris a fat bitch spending her life on the sofa and letting the doritos float towards her mouth, or even just something as mundane as turning the lights off - and what was she, except for a glorified antiques dealer? The only good thing was - well, two good things. Firstly, she was at a swanky school of a far higher quality than she would otherwise get, and secondly, she had the friends upstairs who would try to cheer her up, but as for now, she was stuck in the common room, looking distinctly mopey. She wasn't even dressed to her normal standard; just the boots, black skinnies and a hooded jacket; she had planned to grab that corset-shirt combination and the leather jacket, but she simply couldn't be bothered.
Come, come, now, said the ever-chipper Lucile. Sey are not as pretty as we are, eh? "Yes they are," muttered Kris - while they must have been a greater challenge in a shower or bath, wings made every mother look good - Gabriel himself could have been a total munter with three teeth and an eye missing, but if he had wings, damn it he would be attractive - not that she imagined God employed many ugly people. Somehow the idea of ugly people in Heaven was just wrong - no, ugly people went to...some kind of eternal after-dinner party with dancing and too much alcohol, all middle-class and silly, and everyone would have unpolished shoes. I do hope, interjected Lord Fortesque, sounding uncharacteristically miffed, that you aren't blaspheming, young lady. The good Lord did not give us reason so we might turn idle minds to the task of thinking evil.
"I'm sorry," moaned Kris, at a few decibels above the level that winds went past in spring, before Lord Fortesque broke a smile in her head. No harm done, Miss Northampton. Just make sure it doesn't happen again, hmm?
"I know, I know," she whined, fiddling with the drawstrings around the neck of her sweater.
Look, it's not all that bad, you've got much more practical skill than they have, insisted Heinz, who had sprung from a mid-19th century German silverware piece a long time ago. There is an infinite welt of possibilities for you if only you will take them - archaeology, investigation, antiques, history, second-hand sales, perhaps even some police work - and what need is there for people with wings? They are circus freaks, Kristina, they are the showy ones the news loves to make editorials on and tell inspiring stories of, while you are of the kin that can make a better world with your talents. "Yeah," chuckled Kris, "You're right. Danke," she said, a grin crawling along her face as she reached for a copy of NewScientist and flicked straight to Feedback - that always made her laugh. Who needed wings when you can have science?
Come, come, now, said the ever-chipper Lucile. Sey are not as pretty as we are, eh? "Yes they are," muttered Kris - while they must have been a greater challenge in a shower or bath, wings made every mother look good - Gabriel himself could have been a total munter with three teeth and an eye missing, but if he had wings, damn it he would be attractive - not that she imagined God employed many ugly people. Somehow the idea of ugly people in Heaven was just wrong - no, ugly people went to...some kind of eternal after-dinner party with dancing and too much alcohol, all middle-class and silly, and everyone would have unpolished shoes. I do hope, interjected Lord Fortesque, sounding uncharacteristically miffed, that you aren't blaspheming, young lady. The good Lord did not give us reason so we might turn idle minds to the task of thinking evil.
"I'm sorry," moaned Kris, at a few decibels above the level that winds went past in spring, before Lord Fortesque broke a smile in her head. No harm done, Miss Northampton. Just make sure it doesn't happen again, hmm?
"I know, I know," she whined, fiddling with the drawstrings around the neck of her sweater.
Look, it's not all that bad, you've got much more practical skill than they have, insisted Heinz, who had sprung from a mid-19th century German silverware piece a long time ago. There is an infinite welt of possibilities for you if only you will take them - archaeology, investigation, antiques, history, second-hand sales, perhaps even some police work - and what need is there for people with wings? They are circus freaks, Kristina, they are the showy ones the news loves to make editorials on and tell inspiring stories of, while you are of the kin that can make a better world with your talents. "Yeah," chuckled Kris, "You're right. Danke," she said, a grin crawling along her face as she reached for a copy of NewScientist and flicked straight to Feedback - that always made her laugh. Who needed wings when you can have science?