The Next IT Meta (Kam/Open.)

[Cameron Osiris]

Life was just, and Cameron was just trying to get back to being himself. He missed Chester, and would probably never stop thinking about him, but he had to keep living. It was either that or lay down and die, stay in his room all the time. Well hell to the no to that!

Cameron had taken his camera to the halls, aiming it at random people as they passed. A few had been good sports, indulging him in his ‘interview’ until the questions became too obscene. Really he was just looking for good reactions, something funny to put into his new video. He had decided to call it, ‘What Metas Can Really Do’.

With the camera set up on his tripod, Cameron was decked out in a suit and tie to catch people’s attention. He had a hairbrush in one hand, which he was using as a microphone. To add insult to injury, he was wearing fake glasses with big black rims. Oh yeah, this was going to be a great video.

“Come on baby, you know you want to talk to my tripod,” he said to the next person, sending them a wink. Oh this was going to be good.

[Kamillia Engel]

Kamillia had been hiding out on the staircase of the dorms, no she didn’t live in the dorms she lived with her gramps. But she was hiding to wait for her fake sister to leave Hammel when the girl couldn’t find Kam. No, she didn’t like her adopted sister which was why she called her ‘fake’, because she wasn’t even her real sister. Kam had been reading one of Stephen King’s books, she loved thriller type books; ones that kept her on edge.

Kamillia looked at the time, thinking it was best time to head back home, knowing Kylie would have already left by now. She grabbed her skateboard, and bag, after putting her book in the bag. Once at the bottom of the steps she placed her skateboard down, and like always jumped on it and headed toward the door.

That was until Cameron stopped her, she gave him a smile. This must have been what she had been hearing while she was reading. She found most of his questions amusing, so why not? “Dude, It’s not just the tripod I want to talk to.” This was sure to be interesting. She knew Cameron, okay, she knew his reputation, she had always wanted to talk to him; just never found the right moment to. Looks like this was her lucky day. “I’ll answer every question you ask me, but for every two questions, I get to ask you one. And you have to answer it, also.” She grinned, liking her own offer.

[Cameron Osiris]

Cameron didn't read if he could help it. He did so much of that for school already, why would he do it for fun? There were a hundred and one other things to do. Like interview people for no damn reason whatsoever. Now that was livin' large!

He caught her skateboarding on tape. "Sweet ride Kam," he said, grinning broadly. Skateboarding was something he had never gotten into because he was terrible with balance, but hey, he could give it a go some time if prodded int he right way.

"Okay, you can talk to the tripod later," he said, laughing at his own joke, before shoving the brush into her face. He tilted his head to the side at her demands. "It's offer I can't refused," he said, a hand on his hip. She didn't need an excuse to talk to him though. She could probably keep him preoccupied.

"So, tell me, what's your specialty, your reason for coming here, your razzmatazz." Cam asked, his eyebrows raised for effect as he looked at the camera, stealing the 'microphone' for a moment. "This is Kam by the way. Cam and Kam are going to have a stellar interview, or I guess conversation." He put the brush back to her face. It was her turn for now.

[Kamillia Engel]

Kamillia liked reading for fun, it was the only time she actually liked reading. She never really did get into the whole ‘reading for school’ thing, but now she was trying. Seeing how she wanted to become a vet… Being coped up in a house most of the night made you want to read, cause you didn’t have anything else to do.

“thanks! Sweet glasses.” Sooner or later Kam would probably try to prod him into skateboarding. If only just to see how daring Cameron was; and to laugh at him if he fell, the ginger was so nice, wasn’t she?

Kam merely smiled and shook her head. She stepped back slightly as Cam shoved the brush in her face. “Good!” She was glad he accepted her offer, now they can both get to know each other. As for needing an excuse, she rarely ever needed one to talk to someone, but she did find it weird going up to someone and saying ‘hey I’ve always wanted to talk to you’, it was a bit dorky.

She opened her mouth to respond but closed it when Cam kept talking. She smiled at the camera “that’s Kam, with a ‘K’” That was the small difference between Their nicknames. “I think it’s more like interrogation. And I call dibs on bad cop.” It was more fun to look at it like an interrogation, but it all seemed the same in this situation. “But right! Your question. Well I guess, my specialty is getting into trouble.. Because it’s why I’m attending Hammel.” She had been going to Kocher before this, but had gotten into too much trouble for her parents to deal with so they shipped her off to another country so someone else could deal with her.

[Cameron Osiris]

"Thank you!" Cam said, touching the rims of his new frames. "I just got them the other day while thrift shopping. Apparently it's the new thing to do..." At this he made a sour face. He had been thrift shopping for as long as he could remember, and it wasn't because he was trying to be cool, it was out of necessity. At least these glasses were just for shit and giggles and he couldn't be too bitter about the whole concept.

Kam wouldn't be the first person who had been wondering of a way to talk to Cam.

"Kam with a 'K', who also has a hot hot figured," Cam said, adding insult to injury. "But I'm the one with the mic," Cam said, wiggling the brush in his hand as proof. There was no good cop bad cop here, only teenagers planning shenanigans. "Ah, I see," Cam said, pushing up his glasses unnecessarily. "Is that your power? Super Trouble Maker?" Cam asked, and then smacked a hand to his face. That was going to count as another question and then it would be his turn. Oh well, it was all fun and game right?

[Kamillia Engel]

“Nice, thrift shopping is always fun.” Granted, she usually didn’t buy anything for herself unless they were books or skateboards, but she always went with her gramps. She didn’t see what was ‘uncool’ about it, or what was ‘cool’ about it either.

Kamillia knew that a lot of people would give anything to talk to him, and even more. The boy was quite popular, to say the least.

She gave a flirty smile to the camera; she didn’t mind the compliment at all. “Ah, not as hot as yours.” Shamless flirting, one of the few things she did best. Kam hadn’t actually meant the ‘bad cop’ thing, it was more of a joke. Kamillia laughed a little “No, It’s actually not, it’s just a talent of mine. My power is Animal communication.” Some people thought it was lame, but really, how many people could say they could actually talk to a wolf? If they ever met one, and Kam hasn’t had that luxury, yet.

Kamillia raised an eyebrow, and grinned at the boy. It had been two questions, but she had to give him a point though since she figured one of the first two questions was going to be ‘what’s your name’ but apparently, he already knew her name. It had been something that had surprised her. Kamillia wasn’t ever sure what to ask him, but since he had kept his question simple, she was going to keep hers simple as well. “Where are you from?” simple, and yet for some reason Kamillia always found the question interesting. She wasn’t sure why, but it always interested her to know where people were from.

[Cameron Osiris]

The whole popularity thing was never something Cameron intended. He just wanted to get to know everyone in the school, and that made him a social butterfly. He also wanted everyone to like him, and maybe that's where the popularity factor came in, but that wasn't really important to him. People were important to him.

"Oh please, this old thing?" Cam asked, his free hand gliding down his torso suggestively. "It has no curves. I think I'll have to get a new one. Or borrow someone else's." Two could play at this game, and it was his favorite game to play. "Animal Communication you say? Interesting interesting, we'll elaborate on that more later." This was for an audience after all. A few people tried to squeeze by in the hallway, but Cam was taking up so much room with his stance, they would have to go by the camera. Mua ha ha!

"Cali, you know, surfer dude," he said, making the 'hang loose' symbol with his hand. "Probably one of my favorite things to do," he added, and in his mind he was planning on making a link within this video to link to a different video of him surfing at home. Good times, good times. "So, tell me Kam," he said, a hand on her shoulder now. "Where is your favorite spot to be kissed?" This was where people usually gawked at him, and walked away. The smirk on his face said he was ready for anything.

[Kamillia Engel]

Kamillia didn’t really care how his popularity started or why. He was popular; there was nothing that could really change that, unless something happened but even then he would still be popular even if it was a bad popular.

She rolled his eyes “Oh, come on! You look just fine.” She poked his chest, “I’m sure all your girl and gay slash bisexual fans would say the same!” She looked at the camera and raised her eyebrows. She was sure once they got to this part they would be commenting all over the place. “But it’s nice to know some men can actually be humble.” She looked to the camera again and raised her eyebrows as Cameron said they talk about her powers later.

“surfer dude, huh? Interesting.” If he could surf then maybe he could skateboard, then they could do it together. “I always wanted to learn how to surf…” She raised her eyebrows as he asked another question and giggled “Are you sure you don’t to find out the hard way?”

[Cameron Osiris]

Oh all kinds of things had happened after first being noticed. It wasn't really a good thing, but Cam was trying to move on from the mistakes he had made. It had cost him more friends than he'd like to admit.

"So, all my fans you mean?" He asked, wiggling his eyebrows at her. Sexuality didn't matter to him, so long as someone was interested in him. "Humble, right. That's me, humble as ever," he said, his ramblings making no sense and they weren't supposed to. Obviously he wasn't really being called humble, but he could take it as much as he could give it.

"Yes, interesting. I'm super interesting. Haven't you watched any of my videos?" He asked, as if everyone should know him by now. Putting his hand to his mouth in mock shock, Cam took a deep breath. "Oh Kam! I couldn't do that! Not in front of the camera!" He looked to the camera then, wiggling his eyebrows. He looked back to Kam. "We could stop filming and come back for the answer I know YouTubers are dying to hear. Or, I could record it, but that's a totally different video." He smirked, his glasses falling down to the tip of his nose in a suggestive manner.

[Kamillia Engel]

Kamillia laughed as she shrugged “I guess so!” Sexuality shouldn’t matter for most, but she doubted a straight guy would say that Cameron was hot as he was. Unless she just didn’t know guys that well, and they would. Kam tilted her head to the side a bit “dude, your rambling did I say something wrong?”

She shrugged again “I’ve watched a few.” More than a few but she wasn’t going to admit that and she wasn’t going to make it a big deal. Kamillia looked at the camera and raised an eyebrow, then took a tiny step back. Purposely trying to put more distance between them, even if it was a little, “I guess you’re right; you would lose all your followers if they had to watch you make out with someone.” She grinned at his next suggestion “Well, it’s your show. You call the shots, hot shot.” Kamillia giggled “Ah, but that’s not a video you would be able to put on youtube, since it wouldn’t be pg-13.” She winked at him, it hadn’t taken long for it to come to this; but Kam didn’t mind.

[Cameron Osiris]

"Me? Ramble? I don't think I'm rambling, I think you're just not used to me yet," he said with a satisfactory smile. Cameron Osiris could do no wrong after all, and past mistakes were simply water under the bridge. If she thought this was rambling, Kam would soon change her mind.

"Oh? So you're a fan? Wonderful! I don't have to keep rambling then," he teased, a huge grin spread across his face. It was definitely a stroke to his ego. "You're not one of those creepy stalker fans are you? I mean, I live pretty close to you..." Okay, this was getting pretty good.

"You're right, they'd be totally jealous," Cam said, dismissing the makeout idea, even thought it was a good one. "Or I might get more followers, depending on how good you are," he challenged, since how good he was should be obvious. "You're right, that's for my other, special, website," he said, emphasizing each word. "Betcha don't watch that one." How could she? It didn't exist.

"Where were we? Ah yes!" Cam waved the brush around, staring at the ceiling and then back to Kam. "Do you think size matters?"

[Kamillia Engel]

“Hate to break it to you, sweetheart, but even if I was used to you, you would still totally be rambling.” Kamillia smiled, she wouldn’t give him the easy satisfaction. Past mistakes were water under the bridge, if you learned from them, but Kam rarely learned from her mistakes, so she wasn’t one to talk.

“You don’t have to, no. But if you want to, by all means please do so. I like listening to you talk. And dude, of course I’m your fan, what girl isn’t?” Kamillia laughed and shook her head “Not that desperate, sorry. And I don’t live as close as you think I do.” Considering she did live with her uncle in town; and weirdly enough she actually preferred living there, that way she was actually allowed to have dogs as pets and could practice her powers way more often.

“So jealous, but then again I’m probably making them jealous just talking about making out with you.” She shrugged, fans could be so over protective. “More followers? Maybe straight dude ones, oh wait you would have to be a girl for that to work.” Girl on girl action, it seemed all straight guys lived just to watch it. She didn’t get why anyone would be interested in anyone making out or more with someone else. But then again maybe she just wasn’t desperate like others. “Yo, you will never find out how good I am by just talking, unless you go around asking dudes.” If he ever did find out, than Kam would want to have him guest star in one of her videos so he could tell all her fans. “Special website, huh? No, actually I don’t watch that one.” She looked at the camera and placed her hand on her neck “I don’t watch any special websites, I’m not desperate.” It didn’t matter if it did exist or not, she wasn’t into porn at all.

Kamillia shrugged “I don’t know, we got off on a tangent.” She said as she looked at Cameron. She raised an eyebrow “Size? In general? No. I don’t think size matters when it comes to anything; that I can think of right now.” Though that wasn’t saying much considering all she could think about was something that went with her mind being in the gutter (and probably his too, if it was the reason why he asked), and body weight. “Why do you ask? Is it because you have a small penis?” Yes, that was her question for him; it was her turn wasn’t it? “This is so one of those videos that are going to be censored for not being kid friendly…” She laughed a little.

[Cameron Osiris]

“Me? Ramble? I’m a totally articulate man, don’t even worry about it. Cam didn’t really learn from his mistakes either, and when his dream of being in a closed off relationship didn’t go as planned, he had gone straight back to his old ways of hopping from one date to the next – whoever would have him was good enough.

Cam smiled like he knew the line was coming. “Girls, guys, I have a lot of admirers,” he gloated, followed by a snort. “I’ll be happy to tell you of all my misadventures over dinner,” he added, just in case she was interested. Lately he’d been working a lot and had nowhere to spend it. “You live close enough to come to school here,” he said, and that was good enough for him. She was about to be harassed way more than she bargained for.

“The thought is almost as good as the action,” he paused for effect, “almost.” He wasn’t overly concerned over his small fan base, although maybe he should be. He could probably score a lot more often if he bothered to pay attention. Cameron shrugged. “Yeah, it’s a real shame, straight guys just want to be friends with me. I’ve convinced a few, but there are a lot of tough nuts to crack. No pun intended,” he added for good measure. Some had called Cameron desperate in the past, but really he was just accepting.

“I don’t doubt that, it’s probably one of those ‘had to be there’ circumstance’. Don’t worry, I’ll figure things out for myself.” He was sure she had heard just how great of a kisser he was. Word travelled fast, especially amongst those who were most interested. “Bummer,” was all Cam had to say, “you keep saying you’re not desperate, so I’m starting to think you are.” Because people who kept repeating what they weren’t, usually were.

Cameron smirked – that had been a rhetorical question. “Why am I asking any of these questions?” He asked right back, and it seemed to be a smart answer. He was doing interviews, and he could ask whatever he felt like. She didn’t have to answer. “Well I guess I would say I’m pretty average, maybe bigger. I’ll have to get someone to measure it all out at some point,” he mused and rambled, “but it’s not about size, it’s about using what you got!” And that was the end of that.

Unable to remember whose turn it was to question next, Cameron simply waited.

[Kamillia Engel]

“Oh, I believe you. I’ve read some of the people’s comments on your videos. Quite impressive.” Kamillia laughed a little “Are you asking me on a date?” She raised an eyebrow, a little surprised he was, she was sure why but she was. She shrugged “ Now I do, yeah.” He couldn’t harass her if he didn’t know where she lived. Besides, she didn’t mind being harassed, if it was the good kind.

It was a youtube fan base, it wasn’t like he was getting paid by his fan base. So, really there wasn’t a reason to be concerned about it. Kam smirked “Almost.” She laughed slightly “Are you really sure that pun wasn’t intended? Do you not like being just friends with people?” Not that she really cared, but she was just curious about what kind of person Cameron really was.


Kam grinned “I’m sure you will. Soon or later.” She sighed but merely shrugged “People say I tend to repeat myself sometimes. But maybe I am desperate, it doesn’t really matter, in the end it’s all the same.”

Kamillia smirked also “Because you’re a freak? Or desperate, or both.” He was doing interviews, and she had to admit that these questions were really entertaining, both to watch and to answer, but mostly to answer. “Dude, Everything guy says that.” Would he really have it measured? Did he want to know that badly? “Oh very deep, that should be in a fortune cookie.”

Kamillia blinked at him “I think it’s your turn…” she whispered. Though truthfully she had also lost track of whose turn it was.

[Cameron Osiris]

“Oh, so you’re one of those]/i] YouTubers?” He asked, not really sure what he meant by the comment, but it seemed good to say. He didn’t really bother commenting on videos regardless of whether he liked them or not. They were sometimes favorited, that was about it. He didn’t have time to leave his wisdom all over the place. He shrugged. “I would, but I don’t want you to feel desperate for saying yes. You should feel honored,” he added, giving a wink.

“Hey, friendship is cool,” he shrugged, “but you can’t blame a guy for looking for more.” Hey, at least he was being honest. Cameron had plenty of friends, and just as many friends with benefits. He liked being flirtatious, and that usually led to more than simple friendship. Well, even more than friendship he still liked to keep light, and hopefully simple.

“Alright alright, fair enough.” If it wasn’t obvious by now he was just eager to get closer to her in some form. Hopefully she was the right amount of desperate. “Freak? Alright we could say that, I prefer entertainer though, just so we’re clear.” He’d been called other, worse things before.

“And every guy’s right,” Cam said, “something you better get used to.” Of course he was kidding. “Besides, you said size doesn’t matter, so, I am right.” A goofy grin erupted on his face. He had casually slung an arm around Kam, wiggling his eyebrows at the camera. “Describe your perfect date,” he asked, because then he’d announce he was just the ticket for her.