Dance Off! (Penelope)

[Penelope Lopez]

''Oh yes! More, more!'', she said with a voice filled with pleasure. Actually, she had gotten a few of these calls and text before, yet none as disturbing as these images. Thank God. ''Well, you could always go all the way and film yourself having sex with a horse. I mean, that got to set an impression.'', she couldn't help but make a face while saying this. She was into some pretty heavy shit, but horses was not one of them. ''Oh, boy. You sure know to turn someone on!'', she used her hand as a fan, pretending as if it was extremely hot.

''And while you're at it, don't forget to do something about that flat ass. I know guys like different things, but they all like something to look at when they're tired of looking at your face. Actually... Now that we're talking about it, you kind of have one of those faces. I bet you could've pretended to be a girl without a problem!'', she teased and pinched his cheek. ''Some rogue, a little eye-shadow, mascara, and voila!'' She grinned and let go of his cheek. This wasn't exactly true, as much as he had a baby-face, it was far from being girly. ''Somehow, I get the feeling you're good at pissing people off, so really, if you couldn't scale a wall, I'd start thinking about planning your funeral.'' She knew this all too well.

Her daddy issues was more her that father had died before he got to see her grow up, see her graduate, walk her down the aisle, cuddle his grandchildren... Not that she thought she'd ever have any, but still. Rather than her mother cheating on him and the fact that she blamed her for it. He was going to miss out on so much, and she wouldn't be able to share her life with him, as different as it was from what she had planned. He was gone. She never had the chance to say goodbye as he was ripped from her when she least expected it. Her best friend and the person she trusted and relied on most in the world; Just gone. Poof. She missed him sorely, but she was slowly learning to deal. As long as someone didn't mention him of course.

She smiled at his groan, and slowly took her hand away. He was kind of cute, in that childish, kiddie kind of way. Though, she was sure the childish act was just a wall he used to hide his real self. She didn't know if it was true, nor did she honestly care, but she understood it. ''All right, all right, your mane is holy, I get it!'', she laughed, almost like a giggle.

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"Sex with a horse? Hell, no! I'd break in half!" He said completely dismissing the fact that normally it was supposed to be done the other way around. That oughta giver an image for nightmares! "Oh, man is it hot in here, or is it just me." Oriel spoke that in a very monotone, robotic voice, as if he were terrible at delivering smart-ass remarks. He licked his fingers and started caressing his nipple with a sizzling sound while posing like a supermodel.

Oriel slipped back into his "gay-man" routine, and started gasping like he was offended every time Penelope would comment on a "failing point" of his beauty, starting with his beloved ass. "You horrible, horrible woman you, were you dropped as a child? Oh you ain't never gonna get a boyfriend with that attitude." He stopped though as she described the whole make-up thing and returned to a normal voice while gently pushing her hand away from his cheek, thinking, no touchie, sweetie-pie. "Actually, they tried that once, but I was 13 and was shacking up with a porn star at the time." She wasn't a porn star. "Gotta say, I do make a hellava woman." At the memory of that time, Oriel's face spread into a devilish grin. "You know, so long as you ignore a couple of things." He laughed as he reminisced about the truth behind that statement. "Actually, they did that too. On a dare I scaled the outer walls of Grand Central Station so I could strap some lingerie on that man-angel statue. They were taking bets for when I'd fall with all proceeds going towards my funeral. Or at least that's what they said. I'm pretty sure they were just fucking with me, though." Yeah, the cops came before he could get halfway up and all plans were suspended. Oh, the memories!

Being an orphan on the street, constantly running from the social workers and foster caretakers, Oriel was surprised, looking back on it now, just how many things he's actually done in his short life thus far. And how the hell did he not die, carrying out all those crazy stunts he did?!

As expected, she had to say something about his whining. It wasn't just his hair, though if she wanted to interpret it that way, it was her call. "Holier than the damn holy grail, thank you very much! These tresses have saved lives I tell you!" He pointed at his head with both hands and a "believe-you-me" face. But as expected, when she wasn't being a bitch and just laughing normally, she was a lot cuter. Oriel'd definitely tap that.

[Penelope Lopez]

She was actually thinking about sneaking a horse in to the school, just to fuck with him. Oh, how tempting it was. ''Well, if anything's hot, it's either me or the temperature. Usually both.'', she said and wiped her forehead, as if she was sweating. Then she started laughing at his idiotic impression. People was going to think they were crazy. Seriously.

She crossed her hands over her chest again. ''Oh, you young and obviously inexperienced boy, have you not learned that a woman doesn't need a boyfriend to be fulfilled?'' She said with a overly dramatic voice. This one she actually meant. What was the point with having boyfriends, being in love and all that crap when it never lasted? Either you'd break up, someone would die, or even worse, getting cheated on. Not that she was worried anyone would ever cheat on her, because if it was one thing she knew and knew damn well, it was how to please a man. And then he started rambling about his time as a drag. ''Woah there, Pretty boy. Too much information!'' She grinned. ''Was she 13 too?'', she asked, clearly not convinced that this guy, at the age of thirteen could ever had the chance with a porn star. Sure, some women were probably into no pubic hair and young boys, but sheesh. ''I have some lingerie you could borrow if you ever want to try that out on yourself.'', she asked. Well, more so dared him. She'd actually pay to see that happen.

She ran her hand through her hair and played with a lock of her hair. She thought about her dad and how they'd joke with each other like this all the time. It felt nice, doing it again. But it also made her miss him even more. She looked away, her eyes distant. She had to keep her mind busy to avoid thinking about her dad, at least until she was alone. She shook her head and turned back to him. ''More so saved the lives of what possibly lives inside of it..'' Well, she wasn't going to touch him again, since he had pushed her away every time she already had. She could take a hint.

Now that she thought about it, she hadn't really had a guy friend before. And this was actually the closest thing she had ever had to one. It was rather funny, since she'd toss away guys once they bored her and find someone new. She really enjoyed this. But she'd also enjoy banging him, so it was a win-win situation.

''I would've totally won that last dancing match, you know.'', she said confidently and made a super hero pose.

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Good. Laughing was good. He'd accomplished his goal for the day and didn't have to feel bad anymore about accidentally targeting her daddy issues. Oriel really should just leave it be now, but he was having too much fun volleying comebacks with this diva-chick. Almost as much fun as he had with Madison, those battles were epic so far. As for this chick(god, he didn't even know her name), she was pretty cool.

"They don't? Could've fooled me, but I guess you must be one of them rare types, cuz that's all I hear from the giggles of girls that meander these halls. Kinda drives me nuts." Which was true, honestly, and one reason why he avoided them. Actually, all those relationship chattering mongeese extended to the guys as well, there was always so much drama going on, Oriel'd sooner stay out of all that shit. Friends were another story, but love and all that jazz were....just ploys that set you up for being hurt and left alone. Like Admiral Akbar would say, "it's a trap!" Love came and went, was unstable, didn't know where it was going, but in Oriel's professional opinion, friendships could last forever, no matter how much time passed.

Oriel shook his head. "Nah, I think she was.....18? 19? Was actually waitress-aspiring-actress who used to be passed around in the gang I hung out with sometimes. She was trying to get her life back together, but you know...old habits die hard, I guess." Oriel had asked her to show him the ropes in the bedroom. The social workers tracked him down shortly after. She was arrested. Poor bitch. "Oh, don't worry! I have my own set, g-string and all!" Not really, "They're quite comfortable, but kinda like to ride...up." Where had he had this conversation before? And with whom? He snickered.

Oriel rolled his eyes and did something completely out of character. Admit defeat. "Ok, ok, you're right. You would've totally won that." He put his hands up in surrender. "I've only just started....re-started...the whole dancing thing, I don't know where it's all going at the moment." He snapped his fingers and grinned, "But you gotta admit, that was pretty good for not really knowing what I was doing."

[Penelope Lopez]

''Eh, what's the point, right? It never lasts and always ends up with more trouble than what it's worth. It's better to have fun without those kind of feelings, you know.'' Oh, she knew this speech by heart. She had lived it. As much as she loved drama, she didn't like that kind of drama. The fights, the overly dramatic gooey love, and the sex probably ended up being nothing but a routine. Shame, shame, shame. It wasn't like she'd ever admit to one of the reasons of her loveless life was her fright of being the one ending up hurt.

As he went on about the porn star, she just nodded, throwing in a ''Ah.'' and a ''Oh.'', to make it seem as if she was actually listening, and actually being interested. ''Sharing girls eh, doesn't sound too healthy.'' She had one rule when it came to sex; Safe sex. If she was so unlucky and not having a condom around, she'd run to the nearest clinic to get herself checked for any nasty business. At least she didn't have to worry about getting pregnant, being on the pill an all. And that's where the story about her natural, and proudly so goodies started. ''Strange, I always took you for someone who would love the ride up.'', she smirked, obviously teasing him.

''For what it's worth, you did a pretty damn good job in there, rookie. And trust me, compliments are not often given by me. You should probably think about joining the dancing club. God knows we need more people who doesn't think dancing is jumping up on a table and throwing your clothes off...'' Oh yeah, she had totally done that. Seeeeveral times. She spent more time undressed than she did dressed. ''But yeah, you'll never beat this smexyness. Sowwy.'', she said with a child-like voice.

Tired of standing leaned against the wall she took a spin around and looked at the boy over her shoulder. ''Name's Penelope, by the way.'', she winked at him and smiled. A rather charming smile. So, she couldn't touch him. That was rather boring. She could think of plenty of ways to have fun with this guy, but they all involved touching. A lot of it.

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At least they were in agreement about relationships. Oriel had never been in a serious relationship before, though he'd had a good set of toys. Though, this reality only reminded him how much he'd calmed down since days after coming to Hammel. He'd been at the institue for 2 years so far and had really only hooked it up with one girl, and that had been a disaster. For both of them.

Oriel noticed that she wasn't really listening. Guess story-time didn't catch her interest. Maybe he should go back to snarky impersonations? He shook in head in agreement. "Nah, it wasn't really. That was the one thing she drilled into me though, always use a rubber." Considering how many kids he knew were orphaned because their parent's got knocked up and couldn't handle having a kid, Oriel knew better in that regard at least. He'd hate to be so irresponsible and leave some poor broad in that situation. "Oh, well, wouldn't you like to know." Oriel would leave her to wonder about the truth of that.

Dancing up on the tables with his shirt off? Yeah, Oriel'd done that too, not that he'd admit it. It was kind of hard to avoid when there was just so much encouragement sporing off from that crowd. He groaned, however, when she mentioned the dance team. "The dance team. Oh god, Hay-lin," because he didn't mind calling the dance teacher by her first name just to be rude, "she's been trying to get me to join ever since she "discovered" me. I'm having a hard enough time dodging her, if I join, it'd be damn near impossible!" Oriel grabbed his forehead in a show of exasperation, then smirked in her direction when she taunted him in the childish voice. "Ok, that voice is not as cute as you think it is." And he laughed.

Oriel hooked his thumbs out of his back-pants pockets, shifting into a more casual stance as she gaver her name. Finally, a name. "Penelope, huh? You go by Pen or Penny? Or maybe I'll go the other way and just call you Lo-pee." He laughed at his own joke. It wasn't all that funny, but he still cracked himself up. With a nod up he returned the favor. "Oriel." If she was patient enough, Penelope would no-doubt get her chance to touch him in more than a few ways, but for now, this was enough.

[Penelope Lopez]

She grinned at his 'Wouldn't you like to know' comment. Actually, she didn't. She wasn't against gays or anything, but she was a one hole kind of gal. She had done some crazy shit in her days, both nasty and kinky, but that... Never.

''Oh sure, give up the opportunity to watch sexy girls dance. More for me then I guess.'', she said and walked past him, only to stop again. ''Oh yeah... Just imagine all the girl on girl action you'd miss on those nights when I talk all of them into going clubbing. Lots of drunk and horny girls.'' She was baiting him, obviously. But hey, she wouldn't actually mind doing that. ''Clothes coming off.. You know the drill.'', she said and grinned devilishly.

''Whoever said it was meant to be cute?'', she replied before turning her head towards some people walking by. None in particular caught her eye. How boring. She looked at the boy again. She hated being called Penny. It made her think of a sweet, blonde girl with pigtails and a big space between her teeth. She scowled at him. ''Pen or Penelope's just fine. Unless you want this to take another turn and just call me God, since that's what you'd be screaming.'' She smiled innocently, yet had a devilish look in her eyes. Smooth.

''Oriel huh. Were your parents a fan of Disney? Sounds like what King Triton would name Ariel if she had turned out to be a boy. You should totally dye your hair red.'' She'd actually love to see that. Not that it was particularly funny or anything, but she had yet to bang a redhead.

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Oriel wasn't gay. At least he didn't think so. What he did know was that he wasn't adverse to the idea of switch hitting, so he never really....thought about it before? Maybe? Aw, who cares, it's not important!

"Heh, I'm sure it's a regular orgie, maybe I'll just be the creeper who hangs out in the back of the auditorium who jacks off while the ladies practice." Oriel was still undecided about joining, but one thing for sure was that going out clubbing was not his scene. Clubs, in his opinion, were for people who were so desperate for social interaction that even strangers would do to fulfill that hole(not that Oriel would ever admit that he was just being stubborn and would probably enjoy being more social like that). It was....enticing, the way she put it, but Oriel knew he'd never go. If he couldn't stand being touched by this one girl here who he actually didn't dislike and would probably bang sometime in the future should the opportunity arise, then hanging around all those drunken strangers in a nightclub would be a nightmare.

"O-K, so Lo-pee it is!" He was just teasing, Pen was good enough for him. "God? Not Goddess or Aphrodite or Athena or something feminine?" Oriel arched to the side, as if he was trying to get a closer look at the lady bits hidden behind her clothing. "You must have some balls hidden behind that colossal-cunt of yours."

Oriel made a grunt and looked away with a scowl when she mentioned his so-called "parents", trying not to take it as badly as she did with the "daddy" comment or as he did when he blew up at Ava. What was the "mature" thing to do in this situation? Fuck if he knew(probably just go ahead and tell her, maybe? Maybe? Nope...). "Ariel was a damn slut, falling for the first human she saw and parading around in those skimpy sea-shells." But no way was he going to dye his hair, he liked it the way it was. He went back to flashing his twisted smile, "I prefer the original story though, the one where she's supposed to kill the duchess-fiancee and then throws herself into the sea and turns to foam." Disney always ruined the best stories.

[Penelope Lopez]

She couldn't help but laugh at the orgie comment, it wasn't that the comment itself was really that funny, but imagining it... Boy would she love to see that. The more she was getting to know this guy, the more she liked him. Well, the dislike grew less and less as she would have put it.

''I bet I have bigger balls than you'll ever get.'', she said cheerfully. ''Most Goddesses were crazy, so no. Athene, the goddess of law and justice? Ha, what a joke. And Aphrodite, who was married to the ugliest man they could find? As if.'' She stretched her arms into the air and closed her eyes. She should have stretched out after those dancing matches. Her body was slightly starting to ache.

''Sorry.'', she said after his speech about Ariel being a slut and what not. She looked away for a second. She was completely out of place mentioning his parents, when she had reacted so badly to what he had said before. She had a feeling a lot of this kids around here had some kind of parent-issues, so she should really have been more careful. She looked at him again with a sincere smile. ''I was out of place.''

She pulled his shirt as a sign for him to follow her. She was tired of standing here in the hallway, and honestly, they could both need a little fresh air, whether he liked it or not. Maybe she could drag him out to the pond and push him in. Maybe that was a good way to get his clothes off so she could take a better look at her potential plaything. Well, it was at least worth a shot, right?

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"I fear I am inclined to tell you the truth," he started with an air of ridiculous behind his tone, "My balls are so big that they can only exist in another dimension!" Oriel spread he arms out wide then down, showcasing the general range of the goods. "In fact, my superpower is displacing objects of that nature into an invisible hole implanted in my personal bubble, my "hammer" space, if you will. A space from which only I can retrieve said special globular objects!" As for the Goddesses, he took her word for it, Oriel didn't know shit about mythology, just the names.

There was an awkward moment after she apologized. He wasn't expecting that. And once again he was surprised to see a real smile from her rather than her seductive "I'm gonna make you my plaything" queen smile she flashed like a compulsive exhibitionist. It's cool, you didn't need to apologize, you didn't know. The words were at the foremost of his mind, but rather than speak them, he smirked a sad smile and said, "for what?" Yeah, she struck a chord with him, but he did with her, so now they were even and now they both knew at least one topic they weren't allowed to poke at with each other. Maybe they should make a "yes-no-maybe" list?

He snickered at that thought just as Penelope grabbed his shirt and started dragging him through the hallway and shit she was touching ok no not really touching it was just the shirt he could handle this so long as he just....breathe. "The hell? You wanna get my clothes off that badly? I know I'm hot and all, but at least buy me dinner first!" Oriel followed her, despite his complaints.

[Penelope Lopez]

''Oh yeah? Prove it.'', she said as he cockily claimed his balls were o' so huge. Sure, she didn't exactly mean it. She was pretty sure those kind of balls would scare her off from ever having sex again. She laughed at his silly postures and shook her head. And whatever he said about his powers, which she completely lost the track of at the beginning, she just simply assumed he had a lame power and nodded.

The awkward moment made her feel uneasy. She wasn't used to feeling that way. She had always strut around with confidence - and yes attitude. She quickly regained herself and smirked. ''Oh you know, I haven't rocked your world yet, and for your sake, that's sure something to apologize for.'' Oh yeah, she was back. A short amount of time she had actually let her guard down, but hopefully, he hadn't noticed. She didn't like showing her emotions and yes - the attitude was all an act to cover up what she really though or what she really felt. And after a while, it had become a habit. She sure was messed up, huh. She would never admit that deep down, she was just as scared and lonely as the rest of them.

''Don't worry babe, if I wanted your clothes off that badly, they'd be scattered all over my bedroom floor a long time ago.'' She kept dragging him down the hallway and towards the doors leading to the courtyard. ''You want to stand here in this hallways all day? Well, of course you do, at some point, the sun would've made it unbearable and I'd be forced to get undressed. Clever boy.'' She let go of him as she opened the doors to the courtyard and skipped down the stairs, signaling him to follow her. ''Come on, Slowbro!'', she said and grinned.

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"Fine, I will!" Oriel asserted, and he turned around and started working on his belt. Ok, there wasn't a belt, but he was pretending there was for the moment, the "opened" his pant and let loose a horrific gasp. "Shit! Where'd my balls go?? They were right there a minute ago! It must've been the dimensional space gremlins again!" Now he was just being a goofball. As for his real power, whether or not it was lame was a matter of opinion. And Oriel's could see some potential in it, but still considered it lame since it generally required qualities that he couldn't procure. Like being able to draw a box that actually looked like, well, a box. But considering he pulled a giant dildo from his bedroom wall the other day, he couldn't say it was all bad.

The moment had passed, luckily it didn't last too long and no questions were asked. It's not like Oriel minded if people knew about his lack of parents(actually, he did mind), it was more like he always thought it sounded like he was complaining about his hard upbringing(which he knew damn well wasn't typical, but also not completely uncommon). Yet another reason why he felt guilty over his exchange with Ava, an incident he still didn't have the guts to rectify with an apology. Oriel really was a pathetic asshole.

"You mean that's your superpower? You could totally be a porn star with that!" He was joking and trying to be lighthearted, but only really relaxed again when she let go and ventured out of the halls to the courtyard. "Hey! I'm not your damn pokemon!" Oriel shot back while fixing his shirt. "I'll take as much time as I want!"

And he followed, not particularly caring that she was probably manipulating him. So long as it wasn't her power that did it, it didn't count, because he was choosing to follow for his own twisted games. Hell, even Oriel knew he'd probably end up in bed with her before long, though, if their interactions continued to progress like this. And again, Oriel didn't mind, she was just another toy for him to play with. Or maybe they'd actually upgrade to friends? Who knew? But it was going to be fun to find out. Oriel put his hands up behind his head as they walked. "So, where we going, Sugar-tits? Dungeon? Torture chamber? Cerulean City?"

[Penelope Lopez]

She laughed as he pretended to show off what he obviously didn't have. ''Oh yeah, sure. I bet they were the reason Titanic sunk too. The Gremlins grabbed 'em and well. You know the rest.'' She imagined how much more fun that movie could've been if that actually had happened.

''Oh, don't worry, I don't need a superpower to be that good. Wanna find out?'' She winked at him. Well, this was partly through. Yes, she was good in bed, that she knew for a fact, but she wasn't as experienced as she let out. Sure, she had had several partners in 'crime', but not nearly as many as she make people believe. ''Ohh, but you'd make such a good Psyduck!'', she said and put her hands together as if she was begging him. ''Oh, pretty please little Psyduck, obey your master!''

''By the way. If I used my powers on you, you'd know. Apparently I'm what they call a 'Telekinetic'', or something. Kind of a power for lazy people if you ask me. Too lazy to stand up and get the remote? No problem!'' If she could've chosen, she would've picked another power. Something that suited her more. If she wanted something to move, it wasn't that hard to stand up and actually go move it. Or if she wanted to something to be thrown at someone, oh wait! It's so hard to actually pick something up and throw it. Sheesh.

She looked at him and chuckled. ''Eager are we? Well! I was thinking about something more simple. Handcuffs, whipped cream, ice, maybe even a whip... Oh, and let's not forget, me in tight leather.'' As she didn't really know what this guy was into, she chose something that was both a little kinky, but not drastically. She wouldn't want to scare the poor kid away.

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"Oh, trust me. My sweet lobster babies have conquered countries before!" He turned around again and made put his fingers together to indicate size, "The Titanic was nothing, it was like this in comparison to my icebergs." Of course he was just bullshitting, but if he had any sense, the Oriel would've stopped this line of talk already. Unfortunately, he was having too much fun pointlessly talking himself up.

Yes, Oriel would be an idiot to not want to find out! Still, he liked to at least get to know his bed-mates(like grand total of three conversations maybe?) before tossing them into the glory that was Oriel. Like a selfish child, Oriel didn't care how he was in bed, really, just that he got something good out of it. If the other person had fun too, then super! If not, then....well, he hadn't had any complaints so far, so he must be doing something right. Then again, he also had a tendency to treat his bed-mates like toys rather than lovers, and everyone knew you took care of your toys.

Oriel's eyes twitched slightly when she turned and called him Psyduck instead. In all honesty, he hated Pokemon, the only reason he knew anything about it was because there were a bunch of kids he hung around that were into it when he was growing up. Still, he'd seen enough to do a good impression. Oriel placed his hands on his head and glazed his face with a blank expression as he waddled towards his "master", crying out the little Pokemon's call, "Psy-yai-yai-yai..." until he "tripped" and tumbled forward, over his head, and then back onto his feet, back to normal and smiling. With an embarrassed laugh Oriel admitted his true feelings, "God, I hate that show."

"Telekinesis? You mean like, Jean Grey-ish? That's...." pretty cool. Pretty awesome, actually. She really could have her own porn star strip show with that kind of power! "Shit!" he started to complain. "If that were my power, you know I'd be abusing it left and right. "Lazy" is my middle name!" Oriel strolled up next to her as they walked, twisting down to look at her somewhat at eye level. "Wanna trade powers?" Surely someone else had a power that could do that. Maybe. It'd be cool if they did.

"Don't forget the peanut butter and jumper cables." He'd leave it to her imagination as to what those were for.

[Penelope Lopez]

Lobster babies? Ok, she really had to but an end to this endless conversation about his balls. Seriously. ''Sure they are, honey.'', she smiled and pretended to pat his head, without actually touching him.

And then there was that awkward duck-like walk. Well, at least he had some sense of humor. ''See? I told you you'd make a good one!'', she said and laughed. ''And you're both retarded, so there's that.'' She hadn't really been much of a fan of Pokemon herself, and had only seen a few episodes of it growing up. ''Really? Could've fooled me.'' She teased him.

''Yep. I could totally rip off your clothes with my mind and take you here and now.'' Actually, now that she thought about it... It didn't sound so bad. Not that her powers were strong enough to do that, yet... ''So, what is your power anyways?'', she asked and looked at him. She bet it was something cool. Like... Breathing fire. Now that, that would've been cool showing off at a party.

''Jumper cables, my favorite! Oh how could I ever forget?'' Yeah... No. ''Oooh, what about a Penis Head Wand? Now that, that would be fun!'' She knew was getting a little more sadistic now, but man, she'd love to see the look on his face if she ever brought one of those to him.