The Life Adventures of Rogue
Jul 30, 2013 23:20:55 GMT -5
Post by Layla Harlow on Jul 30, 2013 23:20:55 GMT -5
Is it sad that I wish my life was written in a comic book and I was a superhero? I guess that's what journals are for right? So here it is, my life events in a comic book setting.
The Life Adventures of Rogue: When Rogue Meets Iron Douche
It was Rogue's night off from fighting the evil PUSE. They were all put in their place and no one was going to mess with her while she was off shopping for attractive new superhero gear at the Superhero Market (lame name, just go with it). Hot Topic (will soon think of a cool name for it) was having a sale in the hottest new Superhero Gear and Rogue just couldn't help herself. Fighting crime had its benefit, money. She was happy to find that she had just under a hundred dollars and she knew the new Superhero Gear would not cost that much.
In all her excitement of finding the greatest, hottest and most super outfit in the store, she reached for it enthusiastically. That was when she bumped into the terrifying, disgustingly beautiful Iron Douche in all his glory. She went to apologize, obviously feeling bad for accidentally bumping him. Rogue had to ignore the disturbing face that he was making and gushed her apologies, "I'm so sorry, my fellow....uhm..hero? I just got so ecstatic in my findings of this amazingly super Superhero Gear. Are you alright, sir?"
And when she thought she had been polite to the utmost degree, what does he do? He snaps at her like a villainous jerk. "I agree that I'm absolutely desirable and hot, but you really shouldn't be so obvious in your drooling," He said with a devilish smirk that made her want to karate kick him in the face. He was lucky she was off duty, otherwise, he'd have to answer to the all-powerful Rogue!
They exchanged unpleasantries and she decided that she was far too smart for him. He clearly couldn't keep up with her enhanced knowledge base, so she left him with an insult and went off to continue shopping for super things that superheroes like her needed. Silly children like him with their plastic outfits. It was pathetic really. Rogue just ignored the very thought of him though because she just didn't want to waste her time on him. Clearly he was unstable. A superhero ready to turn villain. At the rate of which they were going, he'd end up her arch nemesis. He had a certain way of making her want to laser beam his ass.
Just as she was about to check out with her Superhero Gear, a loud crashing sounded around her and she saw him forcefully punch a rack of ray guns and other super weapons. His eyes traveled up to the cashier and just like that he flew off and out. Rogue couldn't just let him escape like that without punishment! She paid for her belongings and shot off like a lightening bolt after him. With her super-hearing, she could hear muffled crying coming from the employee hallway.
Rogue, being the kind, caring, soft-hearted superhero she was, flew over to him and sat beside him, offering some comfort. "Are you alright, sir?"
He looked up at her with tear-filled eyes and nodded, thanking her for her service as she comforted him. "You're really a great superhero. I wish I could be just like you. Oh, I'm Iron Dude by the way," He said with a smile.
Rogue nodded and offered him a smile herself, "You can call me Rogue."
Okay so the first entry kind of sucks, but that's what editting is for right? Anyway, Iron Dude is really and Iron Douche, you'll see what I mean when I add our next encounter. Till then, I leave you with this. I'm a die hard nerd that does what I please.
Your Geek and Author
~Rogue
The Life Adventures of Rogue: When Rogue Meets Iron Douche
It was Rogue's night off from fighting the evil PUSE. They were all put in their place and no one was going to mess with her while she was off shopping for attractive new superhero gear at the Superhero Market (lame name, just go with it). Hot Topic (will soon think of a cool name for it) was having a sale in the hottest new Superhero Gear and Rogue just couldn't help herself. Fighting crime had its benefit, money. She was happy to find that she had just under a hundred dollars and she knew the new Superhero Gear would not cost that much.
In all her excitement of finding the greatest, hottest and most super outfit in the store, she reached for it enthusiastically. That was when she bumped into the terrifying, disgustingly beautiful Iron Douche in all his glory. She went to apologize, obviously feeling bad for accidentally bumping him. Rogue had to ignore the disturbing face that he was making and gushed her apologies, "I'm so sorry, my fellow....uhm..hero? I just got so ecstatic in my findings of this amazingly super Superhero Gear. Are you alright, sir?"
And when she thought she had been polite to the utmost degree, what does he do? He snaps at her like a villainous jerk. "I agree that I'm absolutely desirable and hot, but you really shouldn't be so obvious in your drooling," He said with a devilish smirk that made her want to karate kick him in the face. He was lucky she was off duty, otherwise, he'd have to answer to the all-powerful Rogue!
They exchanged unpleasantries and she decided that she was far too smart for him. He clearly couldn't keep up with her enhanced knowledge base, so she left him with an insult and went off to continue shopping for super things that superheroes like her needed. Silly children like him with their plastic outfits. It was pathetic really. Rogue just ignored the very thought of him though because she just didn't want to waste her time on him. Clearly he was unstable. A superhero ready to turn villain. At the rate of which they were going, he'd end up her arch nemesis. He had a certain way of making her want to laser beam his ass.
Just as she was about to check out with her Superhero Gear, a loud crashing sounded around her and she saw him forcefully punch a rack of ray guns and other super weapons. His eyes traveled up to the cashier and just like that he flew off and out. Rogue couldn't just let him escape like that without punishment! She paid for her belongings and shot off like a lightening bolt after him. With her super-hearing, she could hear muffled crying coming from the employee hallway.
Rogue, being the kind, caring, soft-hearted superhero she was, flew over to him and sat beside him, offering some comfort. "Are you alright, sir?"
He looked up at her with tear-filled eyes and nodded, thanking her for her service as she comforted him. "You're really a great superhero. I wish I could be just like you. Oh, I'm Iron Dude by the way," He said with a smile.
Rogue nodded and offered him a smile herself, "You can call me Rogue."
Okay so the first entry kind of sucks, but that's what editting is for right? Anyway, Iron Dude is really and Iron Douche, you'll see what I mean when I add our next encounter. Till then, I leave you with this. I'm a die hard nerd that does what I please.
Your Geek and Author
~Rogue
