It's Five O'clock Somewhere (Open)

[Callum Bowen-Lund]

“Cheers you slutty ass ratchet hoes!”

It goes without saying that at this point in time, Callum was wasted to the point of no return. He wasn’t puking or fumbling down just yet but he’s fairly sure one more shot of anything – even something as mild as a cooler – would send him down that road. So after sharing a couple of shots with the group of people that had accumulated around Raphael (and putting the glasses down properly on a table, because he’s not that drunk), the blonde begun dancing and grinding around everyone, may it be person, table or wall.

“Darling, nobody has ‘dropped it like it’s hot’ ‘cause that’s so last decade ago,” said Callum as he danced with another blonde just behind the group (guy or girl, he couldn’t really tell and at this point, did it even matter?). He did roll his eyes and chuckled a bit, just to let her know he was just kidding, though since he slurred just a bit while saying that, no one could really be sure if she even heard him properly or not. “And besides, right now, it’s all about not dropping that thun thun nun.” He continued saying/singing that one line, despite the fact that the music that’s playing was totally not that.

This went on for a while, with Callum going from one person to another, probably making out with someone else every once in a while. At least, until Miley Cyrus’ ‘We Can’t Stop’ came on.

“Shut. The. Front. Door,” the blonde yelled, “THIS IS MY JAM!” His secret jam at least. He only danced to it when he’s in the shower or alone. And apparently, when he’s drunk as fuck.

He swam across the sea of people to a table, climbed up, took his shirt off (more like tore it off, but same thing) and began dancing. “Cause we can’t stoooooop, and we won’t stoooooop~”

[Jade Parrish]

"I'm not sure what the word is for him, but he's definitely interesting," Jade mused, looking after Callum. Some people were just bound to embarrass themselves when they were drunk. He was one of them.

She was about to ask Leo what his full name was, because it struck her interest. She did like interesting names, especially old-fashioned sounding ones that may or may not be fancy. And then she caught a glimpse of red hair and Noa was beside them, having slapped Leo on the ass. "You guys know each other?" she asked, using her nearly empty beer bottle to gesture between them. It shouldn't be a surprise though, didn't Noa know everybody in one way or another?

As she waited for a reply, she felt someone brush up against her and turned to grin at Vera. "Do you guys have a tracking device on me or something?" she asked them both, raising an eyebrow at the dynamic duo. But then Noa launched into a sexual joke that could only mean she was sleeping with Leo. "You know, I'm learning way too much about your penis, Leo and I only just met you. People sure like to talk about it."

A shot was passed her way and she downed the rest of her beer at the bottom of the bottle before setting it down on the counter and lifting her shot glass up to Vera's. "To the Sexy Bitch Haven!" she said, clinking her glass against the other girl's before looking over at Leo, her lips curling into a smile. She liked this guy already. He was just itching for something to do--Jade hated when people stood around at parties just drinking themselves wasted and then they made out or got into fights. Why not do something crazy and fun? That was how you got wild!

"What do you have in mind?" she asked him. "I have a feeling it needs the Jade stamp of approval."

[Ashton Harper]

Ashton smiled when she wrapped her own arm around his waist and he smiled faintly, “I didn’t mean to scare you and it could be worse. Just think of it as practice before college keggers right?” Because he totally knew what went into those. Nope, he didn’t go to the keg parties at school because he didn’t want to end up pantsless in the hallway or something along those lines. Crazier things had happened from the stories he heard. The only way Ash would end up in the Jacuzzi or pool was if there were very few people out there. He was claustrophobic enough as it was in the house, add water to the mix and he wasn’t sure he could handle that really. Anyway, she could always have him over to get him into the hot tub and pool with just the two of them.

“I am too, I’ve kinda been thinkin’ about you a lot lately,” He said with a smile. Okay now was as good a time as any to get off the stairwell. He grabbed her hand and kept her close as he decided on pushing through to get to the kitchen. It seemed a little less hectic there. Oh if only he knew. Ash apologized when he could, but otherwise didn’t much care. He finally got through the crowd and ended up in the kitchen next to another couple that seemed to be staying out of the mess. He couldn’t say he really knew them, but they seemed like a nice looking couple. Ha. Haha. “You want a drink?” He asked looking at her.

[Sophie Fitzpatrick]

''I think I've had enough open house parties for the next twenty years.'', Sophie said with a chuckle and took another peek around. Even she didn't enjoy being around this many people. Besides, she hadn't really expected this many to show up anyways, and things went out of control pretty early. But she wasn't going to focus on that. Ash was here and she was happy. That's what mattered the most. She could deal with the mess tomorrow. Or hire a cleaning company or something. She'd probably be preeeettty hungover the next day at the rate she was going at.

Sophie was about to answer his cuteness, but then he started pushing through the crowd all the while keeping her close and protected. Such a gentleman. She kept her arm around his waist until they reached the kitchen and she spotted Layla. ''Hey gorgeous.'', she said with a smirk and she kissed her cheek. Her smirk grew more devilish as she spotted the boy with his arm around her. She turned to look at Ash again and nodded. She picked up a bottle of Captain Morgan and another bottle of coke, all the while sending Layla the 'Is that him? Nice!', look. ''Do you want one?'' She looked at Ash again, the smirk still on her lips. She was clearly enjoying finally finding out who Layla's mystery man was.

Oh yeah, she totally demanded an explanation and the juicy details.

[Jack McCarthy]

Well this was a fun group. A topless drunk dude, an obnoxious Irish man, A ninja turtle, a suspicious red head and two drunk chick.

Fun times guaranteed for all.

Jack threw back his head and chuckled at the red head’s words, not at her comment itself. It was more a vocalization of his amusement that she could lay the verbal smackdown (So to speak) on the master. Still chuckling to himself Jack pointed a shaking fore finger at the red head and gave her the same toothy grin that many-a poor naïve woman has fallen victim to.

“You’re a feisty one aren't ya red? I like that.”

Jack took another shot and downed it in one, starting to feel ever so slightly tipsy. However the backstreet boy reject was an different story as to Jack’s amusement started dancing around to Miley Cyrus’s latest hit.

“Huh.” Jack said to no one in particular, “Great taste in asses, terrible taste in music….and oh hey.” Jack said as he turned to the new female arrival who had been talking to Callum before he went off the rails.

“If it makes you feel better, I’m trying to bring back the phrase groovy, so you’re not alone in that regard. Wicked, all that and a bag of chips, bodacious. All sadly missed phrases…and he’s shirtless now, excuse me.”

Jack took that moment to slip out his I-phone from his pocket and circled around recording his every move with glee.

“Oh yeah, baby oh yeah! The camera loves you. Give me sassy! Yeah! Oh man, This soooo going up on youtube”

[Layla Harlow]

Seeing the smile, she relaxed further and cupped his cheek when he rested his forehead against hers. “Good thing, wouldn’t want any repeats,” She said quietly. Who knew what could happen at a party like this with a bunch of drunk guys that probably act like total jerks when they’re wasted. And as Riley had pointed out before, he couldn’t always be there to save her. In this case, she was glad that she didn’t have to worry about it. He pressed his lips against hers and she closed her eyes. Nope, this party would not have been nearly as fun if he hadn’t shown up. She’d have ended up as that single longer girl, drinking in the corner of her best friend’s party. How sad would that have been?

Layla leaned back against him, her hands resting on his arms that were now wrapped around her waist. She laughed quietly, “You have to admit, it’s rather entertaining with all of the crazies at this party. A good show don’t you think?” It was good that she hadn’t gotten completely schnockered before he showed up because she might have been one of those people that were acting all crazy. She was a silly drunk for sure, also pretty clumsy. Her mind blanked momentarily when his lips touched her neck and she blushed. “I’m glad you think so,” She said as she turned her face to look at him.

And then, someone else was coming towards her and she looked to see Sophie just before she kissed her cheek. “Hey, babe. Great party!” She smiled and glanced over at the blonde boy with her. He seemed wildly out of place and way out of the norm for a girl like her best friend. Very shy and reserved and…sober. Part of her was tempted to yank her best friend away and have her spill about everything, but the more comfortable part of her didn’t want to move away from Riley. Besides, who knew what would happen if she left him alone at this party. The looks from Sophie said it all. She just smiled and gave a slight nod before leaning her head back against his shoulder.

[Leonardo Huerta-Davis]

When Noa started talking about the special way he could use his ability, Leo only nodded a few times before shrugging. It wasn't something to be embarrassed by - it was all a fact that didn't seem worth accepting or denying. It was only accentuated when Jade mentioned something. His penis really was a topic of conversation tonight; "Thank you, Hammel training." He conceded with a small bow. With reviews like these, who wouldn't feel a little proud?

Leo frowned when she handed her shot off to someone else. Damn, he would have totally had that.

"...Sexy Bitch Haven!" He shrugged at the call out, deciding to drink to whatever the hell it was anyway. If it had hot chicks in it, he was probably game.

He didn't have words for any of his ideas. When things got like this, he often just took off in a random direction. Extending his hand out, Leonardo took hold of Jade's and started walking through the crowd of people. He liked her enthusiasm. And the fact that she clearly didn't want to stand around forever. Or worse, dance like a drunk white gurl Callum.

As he passed the douche guy Jack, he let the metal armour cover his hand before whacking him upside the head. Don't be that guy at a party. No body liked that guy.

Shaking the power off, he didn't look back as he moved. Because looking back was a clear sign of guilt and admittance. Leo made his way outside and sure enough, his prediction was true. "She does have a pool!" Which was funny, because he actually had no idea who she was. "And a hot tub. Well, shit!" And yup, there went his shirt - he hauled the thing up over his head, revealing the tattoo on his ribs and bicep. He glanced back at Jade with a grin; "Care for a swim? Or am I going it alone?"

[Noa Reese]

"You know, I'm learning way too much about your penis, Leo and I only just met you. People sure like to talk about it."
"Thank you, Hammel training."

Yup. That needed to happen. Her attention was drawn to the obnoxious new kid [Jack] as he pointed at her, grinning, and she raised an eyebrow, amused.

“You’re a feisty one aren't ya red? I like that.”

She gave a slight smirk. "Honey, I would break you," she shook her head, rolling her eyes at him. "There's a reason Leo has to be made of metal." Ok, so that wasn't entirely true, but it never hurt. So what? She liked it rough, big deal. Her main goal with that statement was to tease this dick and make him mad. Because guys were fun when she teased them. And she liked to play with her food before she threw it away. Not that she'd be playing with him in the way he was probably hoping for. Still, she was a tease and didn't deny it.

"To the Sexy Bitch Haven!"
"...Sexy Bitch Haven!"
“Cheers you slutty ass ratchet hoes!”

Noa raised her drink, glad to toast to her friends, taking her mind off the dickwad [Jack] who was busy attempting to flirt with Vera. Also, this drunk guy [Callum] was freaking hilarious. She couldn't help but grin at him, and made a note to find this kid when he was sober and see if he was still as much of a good time.

As she was distracted, she nearly missed Leo and Jade slipping out. Ooh! Pool! Noa liked to get wet. Also, to take off her clothes, especially when she happened to have on cute lingerie that couldn't possibly pass as a swimsuit. She had a wicked smile as she followed after them.

“Oh yeah, baby oh yeah! The camera loves you. Give me sassy! Yeah! Oh man, This soooo going up on youtube.”

Ugh. This kid, again? Poor baby, couldn't have a good time without putting someone else down? She let out a loud laugh as Leo whapped him upside the head. Well, he certainly deserved it. She swooped in to snatch his cell phone. Drunk Guy didn't deserve to have his dirty laundry aired for the world to see. He was probably a decent person, and this douche was taking advantage of a moment of weakness. "This is mine now, kid," She informed the boy [Jack], intending to pull up the menu and delete the video, if she got the phone. If not, well, she'd keep an eye out for a chance later in the night.

She followed about ten feet back from Leo and Jade, not wanting to lady cock-block her friend. Or cock-block her other friend. She just didn't want to get in their way, that was the point.

"She does have a pool! And a hot tub. Well, shit! Care for a swim? Or am I going it alone?"

Of course, leave it to Leo to get his shirt off as soon as possible. Noa grinned at them, but kept her distance, setting down her drink and picking up an armful of water bottles from the cooler, heading up toward the hot tub as Leo and Jade lingered by the side of the pool. She set the bottles down by the side of the jacuzzi and slipped off her jacket, sandals, and other accessories, before unzipping her dress and letting it fall in one fluid motion. She certainly wasn't ashamed of her body. She was in no rush to enter the water, either, even with the slight cool breeze in the air, and took her sweet time adjusting her hair into a higher bun. Finally, at long last, she dipped a toe into the water, experimentally, one hand toying with her necklace as she slipped gracefully into the water. Oh yeah. She knew what she was doing. And in her head there may have been a slight eruption of evil laughter.

[Vera Mitichell]

After Vera gave Noa a tight hug back and winked at Jade when she asked if they were somewhat stalking her. "Something like that, I failed to tell you guys that I have some crazy ability to see where the both of you are all the time, always..." She lied but a part of her wished that it was true. Stalker mode activate! Taking the shot from Noa, she lifted the tiny glass to her buddy in thanks. "Thanks babe, I'll be sure to put it to good use"

“Darling, nobody has ‘dropped it like it’s hot’ ‘cause that’s so last decade ago,"

Nobody but her, because from what Vera knew... there was no way she could twerk her booty the way she could without dropping it a few levels down. So if she was the only one droppin' it, then hunny so be it. She couldn't help but to laugh at the guy, especially when Miley Cyrus started playing and in all honesty that's when Vera's music vibe had been turned down a few notches. Yeah, the girl's new look was hot but the song and video screamed out 'Hey Rihanna, can I be your new sidekick?'.

Looking towards the other new face, Vera raised a brow. He was pretty darn cute, physically and the fact that he tried to make her feel better with old school phrases that no one should ever state... ever again... in the history of EVERNESS. Though, when Noa went to go take his phone after noticing that he was recording the Miley Cyrus sing-a-long diva, she wondered if the video would finally end up on YouTube. Hopefully it did, she needed more entertaining videos to watch.

In a matter of time, the group started getting a bit more turnt' up. Which was good! Vera was hoping on a good time, even if it was with a few strangers along the way. She raised her full shot glass to Jade and Leo and also screamed, "TO SEXY BITCH HAVEN!!!
Vera had downed that shot so fast, you'd think she was in a hurry to act a damn fool. She then quickly linked her arm with one of Noa's as they transitioned to the pool area of the house. Looking back at Jack, she motioned at him and Callum to follow but if they didn't that was up to them. Either way Noa had snatched Jack's phone.

When they reached the pool, Vera's bright hazel eyes widened at the scene. The owners were so damn lucky, it was gorgeous! It would soon have even more flavor as everyone started undressing and Vera followed. She placed her iphone by her feet, slipped out of her black platform pumps and slowly slipped out of her tight black dress only to reveal her dark purple push-up and cheekster panties. Sitting on the edge of the jacuzzi with her legs half way in, she made a 'HIS BOD!' at Noa while secretly pointing to the shirtless Leo. The boy was hot, no doubt about it... hopefully Jade took that to her advantage.

She then fully hopped in as the hot water touched her body in more ways than she had expected it would. Oh God, it felt amazing.

"I need drinks just as much as I need penis right now and that's a lot of need.

[Jade Parrish]

Jade shook her head as Leo bowed and thanked Hammel. She liked how he didn't seem to miss a beat and not get the least bit flustered. She was pleased that Leo even joined in on the toast, even if he didn't know what the sexy bitch haven was.

She waited for Leo to make a decision, interested in what he was going to propose, but instead he grabbed her hand and started pulling her through the crowd. With his free hand that morphed into metal, he whacked Jack upside the head, a douchy guy that had been videotaping the Miley Cyrus dancing weirdo. She chuckled and decided she liked his style. "Well deserved," she commented as they weaved through people and out to the backyard where a large pool stretched out before them. The area was lit up and some teenagers were around the pool although most still seemed to be inside.

She glanced quickly back at Noa and Vera in the flanks as they stripped down and got into the hot tub, keeping an eye in her direction. She was actually kind of surprised Noa hadn't slipped her a condom yet or something.

When she turned back to Leo, he was pulling his shirt over his head. Her eyes landed on his tattoo, which she pointed out with a grin. "Nice ink," she told him. She'd always loved tattoos and the idea of decorating your body. Jade loved dressing up in general and tattoos were like another accessory. However, that didn't mean that she couldn't dress down. Although it probably took her longer than most people. She fumbled with her combat boots, tossing them aside and then pulled off her tights, stuffing them into the boots. With what she wore, there wasn't really a sexy way to undress. Next she peeled off her leather jacket and her jewelry.

"Of course. Who sees a pool like this and doesn't want to go for a swim?" Besides, she'd always been more of the adventurous type, unlike a lot of girls who didn't want to get their hair wet.

She grabbed the hem of her black dress and pulled up, lifting the material up and over her head. "I've got one too," she said, flipping her hair out of the way to reveal the sparrow on her collarbone.

She left her clothes in one big pile, leaving only her dark red bra and her black boyshorts. She never understood what was so slutty about girls wearing their bra and underwear to swim. It was the same as a bikini and that was socially acceptable!

She started walking towards the edge of the pool and turned to Leo. "You coming?" she asked, before taking off in a run and jumping into the pool.

Leo was attractive. He had that going for him and he was laid back and fun. It wasn't that she hadn't noticed his toned chest, but rather that she'd chosen not to stare at it. Jade was a firm believer that when it came to people you found attractive, you never totally gave it away that you were interested. That ruined the fun and besides, Jade liked to really see what they were like first.

She resurfaced and pushed her black hair out of her face. She knew that her eyeliner would be smudged, but who honestly cared? She looked up at Leo and smirked. "Let's see what you got Leonardo!" she taunted him.

[Evony Vasiliev]

The night had been a blur, a cacophony of throbbing dubstep and lustful giggles of the young people around her. Evy was in a daze, a pleasantly calm state of mind which ignored the swelling annoyance in the pit of her throat. She knew these faces, blurry they might be, and thought them rather pretty...even if she had her beer goggles had yet to fully strap on. Her drinking had become a bit of a feat in itself, a small body like her own taking little to fall into the strange and twisted realm of drunkeness.

"Urghhh...got replaced-d with a 12 year old...", she whined, not to anyone in particular but loud enough for the tipsy folk around her to hear. What would they know about this? Not much probably considering none of them were lovestruck gypsies like the blue haired troublemaker.

In the palm of her dainty hands was a bracelet, an attractive white gold etched with the initials J.H. Jessica Hamersford? John Hughes? Jelina Handjob? Possible names spurted off the girl's tounge, whoever this mysterious J.H was, they just happened to be the first victim of her raging kleptomania.

Evy would have sat alone, sculling whatever drink came her way if it wasn't for the sudden entry of a very attractive female. Brunette, young and drowning in the bliss of the moment. Gee she was pretty. No wait! Lucy! Lucy was the one Evy was chasing! Not this mewling wench...but damn...she was gorgeous, nice lips as well. Cocking her blue bobbed head to the side like a puppy Evy sat still before letting her slurred melody of a voice hit the air. "Juice? Th-there's juice here...? Urghh why did no one tellllll meeeeeeeee", she whined, placing both hands on her porcelain cheeks and squishing them.

"Are...are you famous...?", Evy whispered, the drunken revelation hitting her like a tonne of bricks to the face. The mysterious girl probably wasn't, but in the mind of the drunk acrobat she was pretty enough to be.

Without thinking of the possible consequences the blue bird accepted the girl's hands and nodded for her to lead, giving her faint grin. The mystery girl's hands weren't as warm as Lucy's. "Just...take me away from a-all of these hoes...", she mumbled, sliding in closer to the girl so that she wouldn't get drowned in the partying crowds. At least now she could distract herself.

Don't....do anything...stupid... Her mind whispered, overwhelmed by all the alcohol. But Evy was already ignoring it, hoping to forget her frustration.

[Jack McCarthy]

Ah, now this was a party.

Was there any thing on the planet more hilarious then drunk people acting stupid? If there was, Jack didn’t want to know. Jack soon got tired of the blond dudes antics and put the phone in his pocket. He wasn’t exactly sure what he would do with the footage? Like usual he was making up things up as he goes along? Maybe put it online? Maybe he could use it to blackmail the blond kid, he didn’t really have anything that Jack wanted but you never know….on second thought Blackmail was so “Bitchy thirteen year old girl tactics” He’ll work on it.

Satisfied Jack returned to the group with a happy smirk on his face.

“Drunk people right? Classic.”


"Honey, I would break you,There's a reason Leo has to be made of metal."

“Oh I get it!” Jack announced as he looked from Leo to the red head.

“So he’s like your own personal fuck machine. Y’know like a walking, talking human dildo. How romantic…”

He had to say, he was found himself a cool little group, or more importantly some hot chicks. Clearly the redhead was with the dildo man, and he didn’t particularly see the dark haired one (Jade) and him getting together. She seemed like the type of girl that made guys work for sex and Jack didn’t have time for that shit. But the other one (Vera) Jack felt like there was some definite chemistry between the two. He determined that all she needed was a few beers and dose of his larger then life charisma and she’ll be good to g-

*POW!*

Next thing Jack knew he saw Leo “The fuck machine” ball up his fist and smacked Jack right between the eyes. Jack body twist backward from the force of the punch and he was on the floor drifting in out of consciousness.

Hey. You know what’s worse then being THAT guy at a party? Being the guy that randomly punches people just for the hell of it!

Seriously what the fuck?-Wait, scratch that. Jack knew exactly what Leo’s deal was. Jack’s been dealing with people like this all his life. High school dick bag jocks, who felt the constant need to showcase how big their penises are, by picking on those smaller then, them. Say what you want about Jack, at the very least he never beat the shit out of anyone for no reason! That Leo was going to pay for that one, If you fuck with Jack McCarthy, he’ll fuck with you right back.

Jack stumbled ungainly to his feet, pressing his hand against his already bruised eye… to observe that the entire group has left in the direction of the pool and they have taken his phone! What the shit?!

“Oh…I’m fine by the way!" Jack shouted after them “No need to call a hospital or anything! Oh, and I’m glad to see you’re nice enough to steal a phone from a injured dude! Yeah you’re right I’m the real asshole here…You…you…Mother…Ahh!”

Jack threw his arms dramatically up in the air and pouted before considering the situation.

Hmmm…He could either stay with the topless drunk dude or hang out at the pool with some hotties.

…Yeah, he didn't really have to think about it at all.

Still grumbling slightly he walked in the direction of the hot tub just in time to see leo take off his shirt, his dislike of the man only increasing at the girls practically drooling at his muscular torso.

“You know, fucking around with steroids will pretty much shrivel up your dick, to like the size of a deflated balloon…Oh, and a banging pair of bitch tits too…”

Jack quickly got to work taking out his pants followed by his shirt to reveal…not a flabby torso, Jack’s body was more then respectable…but nothing compared to Leo.

“CANNON BALL!”

With reckless abandon Jack took a running start, tucked his knees into his chest and dive bombed into the pool, completely drenching Leo in the process.

Probability manipulation was a bitch sometimes right?

Jack quickly resurfaced and looked at leo with the world’s most unapologetic look.

“Sorry metal man! Shit happens right? Hope you don’t get rusty, that’ll fuck up your sex life…”

"I need drinks just as much as I need penis right now and that's a lot of need.

Jack head swiveled toward Vera with quite a sparkle in his eyes.

“…You rang?…oh and did anyone see what happened to my phone?”

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"Juuuuuuiiiiice," Brookce echoed the girl's desperate whines. She leaned in closer to whisper in the pretty girls ear. "I think it's spiked." She spoke as if she were telling a not-so-secret secret. She tilted her head to and fro letting her long, silky red locks bob back and and forth like a free swinging pendulum. "I miiiight be," was Brooke's only reply to the blue-girl's famous question. Brooke was too far gone herself to be making any coherent sense in her speech and words, then again, on a night like this, she rarely did even if she were sober. The only thing Brooke was thinking at that moment was furthering her enjoyment with more intoxicating activities. This could mean anything from pumping up the music, downing another two(or three) red-plastic cups of jungle juice, jumping into the pool for a shock of reality, or even leading this beautiful, exotic looking beauty to an equally exotic paradise!!

Brooke really had no breaks when she got this far.

"You're wish is my command!" she dramatically exclaimed with a smile. The red-head frolicked backwards while holding Blue's hands, a bright grin adorning her young, flawless features and eyes that caressed the surface of her newly acquainted partner. "Bibbidy, Bobbidy, Boo!" Brooke spun around suddenly, keeping Blue's delicate hands on her waist and then re-grasping them once she'd completed her twirl. She then led her forward, trailing the girl along behind her like a tiny train, where she was the engine that, and Blue was the caboose. And boy did she have a tight, sexy caboose. They choo-chooed one tiny step at a time, Brooke circling her and Blue's arms as they walked, right into the kitchen where the elixir sparkled from it's fabulous fountain.

The kitchen was much less crowded than the other living areas, which made it nice for the two drunken ladies. Brooke plucked up two more cups, shoving one of them into Blue's hands, and then ladeled in the shimmering red-tinticure, ice, juice, fruit and all! "Salud!" Brooke rose her glass and expressed healthy wishes before chugging her lovely lot. When completed, Brooke merely tossed the empty cup behind her, not caring where it landed, and slid an arm around Blue's shoulder's, giving it a healthy rub. "Ya feelin' alright, sweets?"

[Leonardo Huerta-Davis]

Had he actually looked back, Leon would have found it strange that the Jack dude was complaining about his eye. His metal hand had hit the bro upside the head. Y'know, on the back of his head? Why he was stressing about his eye made no sense to him - he hadn't touched the front of his face. That had to be against some kind of code. Y'know, don't punch a dude in the face or the balls type thing. And at any rate, he'd only smacked him anyway. Open handed - it's a thing.

Leon had no idea that Noa was in such close proximity. Or anyone else for that matter. His mind was set on doing something and that's where all his focus had ended up.

"Of course. Who sees a pool like this and doesn't want to go for a swim?"

"Right? You get it!" He replied, unable to really stop himself from watching when she started undressing.

"I've got one too,"

"Nice! Did it hurt much?" He asked curiously. He'd always wondered if tattoos on a place like that hurt. He ran his hand over the one on his ribs, recalling the pain very briefly. Leon kicked off his shoes and dragged the socks off his feet. They were probably going to get stolen in about five minutes, so he decided to keep his jeans on for the time being. They weren't too hard to swim in.

He watched her jump in and taunt him, grinning in her direction and getting ready to follow her when-

“You know, fucking around with steroids will pretty much shrivel up your dick, to like the size of a deflated balloon…Oh, and a banging pair of bitch tits too…”

"Jealousy's not a good look for you, bro. Come to find another dude to film for your private stash, eh?" He asked, shrugging his shoulders and turning his attention back to the people in the area who said nicer things about him. The water quickly splashed onto him after that, which he took with open arms. He was going to get wet anyway, right? Leon ran his hands through his hair, sweeping his dark locks back as the water trailed off his perfectly naturally toned body.

Probability manipulation was a bitch? Not right now - it'd done him a favour!

"Aww, look at him! So proud to get a guy like me all wet." Leonardo offered, running his hands along his torso as if it'd somehow dry him a little. But he shrugged it off and pushed off to run into the pool, jumping into the water and resurfacing a second or so later. He flicked his hair to one side, whipping the water out of it and turning his attention to Jade. "You think the owner'd be upset if I jumped off the roof?" He laughed at the thought. Was that a bad idea? "Maybe I'll just swim back and hang out with you."

[Noa Reese]

Noa let out a laugh as Vera gawked at Leo's body. "Wow, Vee, so subtle," she teased, slipping down into the jacuzzi to sit on one of the ledge-bench things, arms spreading to either side as she reclined her head with a delighted sigh. She chuckled at the back-and-forth between Leo and Jack - geez, that kid needed to let up on the haterade and just have fun. That should be possible without needing to put others down, right? Noa was pretty sure she wasn't the only one at this party who thought his words alone made him seem like a jealous douchebag. Maybe if he could just laugh it off and stop goading Leo, he could make some friends instead of surrounding himself with enemies.

"I need drinks just as much as I need penis right now and that's a lot of need."

God, Vee was priceless. "Water only in the hot tub, doll, I don't want you getting sick in my car." She passed the girl a waterbottle with a smirk, wading a little closer to her so she could talk a little more quietly. "Oh, and in case you forgot, condoms in the left pocket of my purse, feel free to take a few."

“…You rang?”

She rolled her eyes at the kid's cheesy line. He'd just been insulting the rest of them, did he really think that was the best way to come on to Vera? Then again, knowing Vee... "Please tell me he'll be gagged if you plan on fucking him - if he talks the way he's been talking tonight, he might take your IQ down a few points." She muttered the warning into her friend's ear, a joking warning, just to let her know she thought this kid was an asshole and could use an attitude adjustment.

"…oh and did anyone see what happened to my phone?"

With a melodramatic sigh, Noa dried her hands on her clothes and pulled out his phone, holding it up. "It's fine, I just deleted the video." She called to him. Phones were expensive, she wasn't about to ruin his, even if he had started the night off with a bad impression. He might still redeem himself - maybe - and then she'd feel bad about costing him a phone replacement.