Tune Into My Frequency

[Ginny Campbell]

You tune into my frequency
That don't mean a thing to me
Cause I don't want your body
I don't want your body
- We Don't Want Your Body, Stars

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A Series of Questionnaires

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If You...

Visit any place in the world, where would you go? Oooh, I would love to go to Paris, they have some simply lovely architecture there.


Change one thing about yourself, what would it be? -stares at chest- Can I have larger boobs? These are defective.


Fly, where would you go and why? I guess that depends on how far I could go? I mean, I might get tired before I can fly over the ocean or something. If you mean fly anywhere without limits and without worrying about getting tired and stuff, then I would fly to Paris, because duh, I just said I wanted to go there. >.>


Make three wishes, what would you wish for?
1. No more LotR slash fic. Ever. Stop sinking my Sam/Rosie ship with Sam/Frodo, guys, this isn't funny
2. People *cough*dadandChase*cough* would tell me the truth about stuff before it gets out of haaaaand
3. That Niko was finally really adopted

Meet someone from the past, who would you meet? Frank Lloyd Wright. Have you seen his houses? Freaking amazing, the man is a genius.

Have any pet what would you have?
T-Rex. And I would ride it to school and nobody would mess with me.

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Beliefs

Magic?
Pffft, no.

Karma?
Nope.

Love at first sight?
Uh, no.

Life on other planets?
Yeah. Not necessarily multicellular, though

Miracles?
I'm a good Catholic like that

Ghosts?
No

Luck?
Mmmhmmm. Some guy works with my dad has luck as an ability. Pretty cool, huh?

Believe there’s a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?
There had better be otherwise I just wasted my whole afternoon

Do you wish on stars?
Sometimes

Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?
No

Divorce?
Yeah. I mean, it would kind of suck for both my parents if they couldn't divorce.

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Questions For Freaks

If the sky wasn’t blue and the grass wasn’t green… What colours would they be?
Yellow and red. Just 'cause

Which end of the worm is the head? The part you cut off when vanqui....oh, wait, you don't mean wyrm worms. Do they even have heads?

Why don’t boys have boobs? Because they would be too distracted by them and never get anything done.

What languages does hippos speak? Sumarian. Get on this, linguists!

If you run in the rain do you get less wet? Duh, everyone knows that

What shape was the last cloud you saw? A butterfly

Why do sprouts taste so bad? ....I kind of like sprouts. WHAT DOES THIS SAY ABOUT ME.

Where does that other sock end up? Milo mistook it for a mouse and ate it.

Is Santa real?
He's totally real! He gives me presents for Christmas EVERY YEAR because we're tight.

Is a dog man's best friend?
I am so refraining from making a joke about my best friend being a bitch. See how much I am refraining? SO MUCH.

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Personal Survey

Do you go to the bathroom with the door open or closed? ....closed xD


Are your underwear and socks folded in your drawer or just thrown in?
Underwear folded, socks tucked together. Thanks, daddy, for teaching me important grownup skills.

Sleep on your back or stomach?
Side >.>

Are you a cuddler?
uhhhhhhhhhhhh xD not really, no.

What would I find if I looked UNDER your bed?
Storage containers with notebooks and stationary.

Something that happened today that made you angry?
oh.my.GOD. you wouldn't BELIEVE what she did....uhhh, my dad lied to meeeeee. He thinks I don't know, but I do.

What were you doing before this survey?
Homework and talking to Estelle on AIM

What will you do after the survey?
Same

Marriage or living together?
Marriage. I'm a god Catholic girl, remember? >.>

What shirt are you wearing now?
It's red. It has care bears on it. Don't hate.

Do you sing?
Allllll the time.

Do you de-label your beer bottles?
Totally not old enough to drink and I NEVER EVER DRINK ILLEGALLY daddy are you reading this?

Do you talk about your feelings or hide them?
Don't have feelings, I'm a robot.

Is there something you regret and wish you could take back?
I maybe a little regret accusing Chase of beating dad, but he should have told me what was up so it's even. Ish. Or something.

First thing you do when you wake up?
Brush my teeth.

Ever had surgery?
Nope! I am surgery free!

Last argument you got into with?
Some kid turns into a metal monster. So it turns out he wasn't that keen on being wet.

Do you tend to rip the paper off water bottles?
Noooope.

What's one good thing about your best friend?
She's teaching me sign language! How cool is that!

How long does it take for you to fall asleep at night?
I usually lay in bed for at least half an hour.

When you shut off your alarm clock, do you tend to fall back asleep?
No, that sucker wakes me right up you have no idea.

If you were given the chance to take care of a monkey for a weekend, would you?
Oh, totally.
....

Hey, dad, that remiiiiinds me.......

What are you looking forward to in the next few months?
Natalia is coming to college with meeeeeeeeee. BEST THING EVER!

It's midnight. Who are you texting?
Annie. Or Natalia. or Mia.

It's Wednesday afternoon, where are you usually?
So there's this totally awesome local band playing....

Honestly, if you could have ANYONE in the world, who would it be?
.....................Johnny Depp. Or the Bat Commander. Mmmm, sex gods. ;D

Your Christmas list consists of?
My parents, my step-parents, Niko, my minions, my cousins, and my fraaaaands. ALL OF THEM OKAY.

You're going to New York for school shopping, where do you go first?
Mom so she can give me monies.

You need a new pair of jeans, what store do you go to first?
Psssht, Forever 21

How do you feel about your hair?
I love my hair. Other people are douches about it, but you know what they sayy, haters gonna hate.

What movie is in your DVD player?
The Two Towers, extended addition

If you could move away, no questions asked, where would you move?
Rohan.

How much do looks matter to you in a guy/girl?
I like to look at pretty people, but I have to like your personality to date you

What's the greatest thing that happened to you today?
I thought I was out of gum, but then I found a piece in the bottom of my purse

How many TRUE best friends do you have?
Four. I love you ladies

What would you change about your life right now?
>.> it would be nice if my dads trusted me enough to tell me stuff HINT HINT GUYS

What’s the best feeling in the world?
Pulling off a successful prank

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Do You...

Sing Well?
Hell yes

Believe In Yourself?
I am the awesomest

Get Motion Sickness?
No.

Think You Are Attractive?
I am a sex goddess, mmkay? Hahaha, j/k. j/k. I'm not suuuuper sexy, but I'm pretty enough

Like Thunderstorms?
Yes!

Own An IPOD?
Always on me, too

Pray?
Yes

Keep A Journal/Diary?
....this counts, right?

Sing In The Shower?
Yup.

Chew on your pencils?
Mmmmno.

Like your handwriting?
Yeah, it's pretty good actually xD

Cry at weddings?
LOOOOL

Like Camping?
PICK ME PICK ME

Wear nail polish?
In fact, I do! It turns out I'm a girl. Who knew.

Do you trust anyone with your life. If so, who?
xD uhhh....yeah, no, actually.

Do you like to watch storms pass by?
Definitely

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Either Or

Sparking or still water: Sparkling

Kisses or hugs: Hugs. The giant giggly ones.

Piercings or tattoos: Piercings

Hot or cold: Cold. Love me some snow. :3

Nike or Adidas: ...converse

Cats or dogs: Bark, bark!

The US or the UK: Soooo the UL has better pop music, SORRY HOME COUNTRY

McDonalds or Burger King: Micky D's. Their fries. SO ADDICTIVE OMG

Church or nightclub: Nightclub on Saturday, Church on Sunday.

.....Wait. Daddy, are you reading this? CHURCH. always Church. >.><.<

Mariah or Madonna: MadonnaxBritney. Ship it like it's not old news, baby.

Beer or soda: I'm still under 21, that hasn't changed since the last question about beer

Rock or rap: Rock

Winter or summer: Winter. For the snows.

Sun or rain: Rain.

Love or lust: ~*~love~*~

Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi

Love or money: Dear lord, money of course, I'm not stupid.

Indiana Jones or James Bond: I am a lot less likely to die in an Indiana Jones flick, just sayin'.

Sweet or sour: Sour

Night or day: Night

Originality or acceptance: Originality

Independence or Companionship: Independence!

Stability or Freedom: Freeeedoooooom

Introvert or Extrovert: Extrovert

Wicked or RENT: La Vie Boheme

Music or Television: Music

Blondes or Brunettes: you know what they say, blondes have more fun.

Birds or Squirrels: Birds. chirp chirp

Car or Truck: A sleek car.

Driving or Riding: Driving

Mexican or Chinese food: Chinese!

Pie or cake? Cake.

Chocolate or vanilla? Chocolate.

Smile or frown? Smile :3

Tears of joy or tears of sorrow? Would anyone pick sorrow here? XD

Past or present? There's no time like the present!

Science fiction or fantasy? Fantasy. With swords and glory and pretty dresses >>

Dull or sharp? Sharp

Live forever or die young? xD Die young, don't wanna be a vampire, eww

Books or television? Books.

Jump or skip? Skip

Fast or slow? Fast

Run or walk? Run. I was on track, after all!

Disney or Warner Brothers? Disney. Totally not just for the princesses and the musicals.

Belle or Jasmine? .....Ariel xD

Gaston or Cruella Deville? Yeah, so at first I read that as Mieville[/url]....but Cruella, she had some class.

Colors or black and white? It's all very well stepping out in black and white, but you're no girlfriend of mine if you're doing that right

Cute or pretty? Cute >.>

Good or evil? Good. I am that boring, yeah.

Fruits or vegetables? Fruits

Milk or juice? Juice

Hot chocolate or gingerale? Ohgod you're making me choose. Hot chocolate

Beer or wine? Nope, still under 21. *cough*wine*cough*

Movies or cartoons? Cartoons

Moon or stars? The moon

Sky or sea? which exerts gravitational pull on the sea!

Vision or hearing? Hearing for mah musics