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[Bell Kent]

The Way Bell Sees It...

Okay! Bell Fans! Christmas is now over. It's Boxing day so get those boxing gloves on and go punch a bitch... or a guy ... or your brother. That's always a hell lot of fun. When asked in a mildy confused and totally shocked way 'what are you doing?' give 'em a big fat hug and a kiss and say Happy Boxing day!

Never fails guys! Try it.

Now I am being forced to admit my failure! My mistle toe trick got me slapped three times and kissed on the cheek twice. The rest of the time the chicks just walked away. At least I know who's into me and the teasing starts here my lady friends. You will have to fight for my love. This body and these lips don't come for free.

Unless you both fancy getting together sometime... with me of course... That would be totally acceptable... Just saying.

On the note of good will and cheer, here is MY list:

I snuck into the kitchen and overstuffed the turkey with goodwill... and stuffing and brought cheer into the house when it exploded all over the dinner table.

I used goodwill to take my mom and dad's porn and wrap it up(yes, I know where they keep it, innit sick!) and put it under the christmas tree. I brought cheer manly to myself when I told them I found that in their closets and decided it's the gift that keeps on giving so I was giving it to them.

One last thing, I used goodwill to put fake snow squirty cream in dad's bed and brought a HELL of a LOT of cheers to my Mom when she saw what I'd done.

I hope you all brought good will and cheer this christmas to YOUR family. Anyway, to you my darling Blog fans!
Have a fun black eye day and go easy on those younger siblings.

Yours eternally,
The Bellster

P.S. Sweetstuff, I miss you already!

[Bell Kent]

The Way Bell Sees it....

My loyal readers, I have discovered the most shocking revelation over New Years Eve. As you know, my adoring public, I try very hard to find new, innovative ideas on the best possible pranks to play on... well... anyone you want really. I encourage sharing...

So since New Years Eve was coming about, I decided to try the gun shot prank. Basically you take one of your mothers favourite stewing pots (cause it will be a good thing if that is unusable right). Add a few fire cracks into the pot. Wait for the appropriate time to set them off while your father is under his car working out that annoying oil glitch.

Now honestly, how was I supposed to know that fire crackers can set off sparks that can ignite oil?

No, the house is fine. The car is fine. My dad looked like a snow man when I finished the fire extinguisher can on him. In fact... it was christmas in out garage all over again. Weee!!!

Well alls well that ends well... cept I'm grounded....

Let's not dwell on that, dear friends. Instead... here's something to dwell on. Make up. Girls, you're only making it worse on yourselves. When we decide to be manly, grab you from the hallway and shove you into the janitor's closet (or really, whatever closet is closest) for a heated make out session then ya'll be a mess anyway so do yourselves a favour... and Don't wear make up.

Oh did I tell you about Bubblet? The bubble girl who pretends to drown then ends up having faked it making it so totally hard to be a hero? Yeah. Girl needs to get into some real live trouble and you won't need to hold out for a hero no more. Give it a try Bubblet. I promise results or your money back.

One last thing... how come the blind girl gets to bring her dog to school but I don't? Yeah she's hot but so am I! You people at Hammel seriously need to review your rules. They suck!

Yours Eternally,
The Bellster

P.S. Someone tell the blind girl Imma gonna steal me some of that cute ... and maybe I'll steal the dog too....

[Bell Kent]

How Bell Sees it...

Okay, I normally don't do these blogs so often people and this one's rather serious. Desperation is totally got a hold on me!

In three days, the Bellster will be turning sixteen years old and guess what, my fans? These lips are still virgins!!

I hear ya saying 'How could this be Bell? You're so charismatic and charming and whatnot?' but it's true. The Bell has not been kissed... despite his pranks to recieve said kisses. Here's your chance Ladies and Gentleman!(I ain't fussy!)

I'll be by the tall oak tree closest to the lake on the 10th of January. I need my lips deflowering so come and get me!

[Bell Kent]

How Bell Sees it...

PEEPS! Guess what time it is!

That's right! It's Lurve month! You're in for the rides of your lives if you do it just right my fellow males! But why stop at one where there are so many many girls out there that need lovin'... or boys?

Here's where I come in! Call me Cupid for the next two weeks. My MSN is Bellster24 and all you gotta do is pop me a request, anonymously if you like or drop me an E-mail and I'll do what I can to make your Valentine's day wishes a reality.

I might have to meet ya face to face to organize project YOU. This is open to those brave Ladies too. I AM SUPERMAN! Watch me fly!

Anyway, Cupid has Jay's math homework to complete cause that's what smart friends do for their idiot not so smart companions.

Yours Truly,
The Cupid!

[Bell Kent]

How Bell Sees it...

Yeah! You've been waiting for it haven't you?!

Well, No longer! You're getting it! Right now! Right here! On Bell's Blog! Yeah you know what I'm talking about. Introducing:

Bell's High School's Valentine's dance 2012 five hottest girls and guys

Let's do the girls first because I know there are totally a lot guys watching this. Is your girl here?

THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!

NUMBER ONE: My ENEMY, the bitch queen herself, showed up in a bra and a pair of panties... and netting. Yup. Rebecca Turner, you sexy slut! You win.... again but ONE DAY. ONE DAY....

NOW Girls, get closer. Our top five boys at the V-day dance.

Yes. You can guess this one. He totally blasted his goodlooking hot chick out the water when he came in a tight leather pants. Aw man! He made tons of people wanna slap those buns. Unfortunately, Fifi's hand was in the way. Vincent Verax is HOT!

That's it for this year and this dance. Stay tuned peeps!

Yours Truly,
The Bellster!!