Emails to her Men

[Jez Steele]

Email to Lord Grant (Father)

I took this picture on my way to class. Nice campus huh? Although it's nice having the sun I miss miss miss the rain and green green green fields. Do you think we could go hunting when I get back Da? I'm really excelling in my physical training and I can now change into a tiger! Scotland's wild cat is still my favorite. Of course. How are the boys? How's Ally? I miss her so. You're taking care of her right? Are the thistles blooming yet? I'm having a little trouble in math still but I'm looking for a tutor I swear. I know you'd be upset with me if I let my grades drop. I think I may have met a new friend. Her name is Mia. She has, get this, pink hair. Hot pink hair. Think I should dye my hair that color next time I come home? Just kidding I know it'd be bad for our family. Although we rarely see anyone out in the Highlands, not that I'm complaining. Anyway I have class in a few minutes just wanted to see how you all are doing and let you know that I love you and miss you all. Tell the boys I have presents for them from America. Love you Da.

[Jez Steele]

Email to Mitchell Grant (Oldest brother)

HELP! I'm in serious need of your help. Please, you are the master and the only one I can turn to. I... don't tell da, he'll flip.... I, I have a date. She's, man Mitch I don't know how to describe her but, I don't know. She's blond like me, got these gorgeous blue eyes and she always seems to be smiling. And she's a dancer! I need advice man. I got a basic outline for our date but I really have no idea what specifically she might like. Any ideas? She doesn't seem shy about PDA, which you know is a plus since I've had morons who wouldn't even hold my hand. I don't want to get her into bed on the first date so get that out of your mind like I know you're thinking about. I'm not you. Love you . I'll attach a picture I took of her right after I asked her out. Hot no? So please, my date is Friday, get back to me ASAP. I am in desperate need of your expertise. Oh, tell the others I say hi and miss them all and love you all. Till later.