Gallows Humor (but not really)
Nov 6, 2012 19:58:10 GMT -5
Post by Olivia Gallows on Nov 6, 2012 19:58:10 GMT -5
November
Skype (Brother grabbed me before I can run. How unfortunate; but for habit's sake, I have copy and pasted the chat log into this journal document on my flash-drive.)
Hein: You logged on! I was afraid Hammel had killed you.
Olivia: It almost did. These...changes...are driving me crazy.
Hein: Psh. You need a little crazy in your life. Otherwise you'd just be flat and boring.
Olivia: I bloody live with you, Brother. Sanity would be a blessing right now.
Hein: Hear that? It's the sound of my heart breaking. =(
Olivia: I would've loved to. And you know I don't like emoticons.
Hein: But I do!
Olivia: But I don't.
Hein: You demand much, sister dearest.
Olivia: I have rights to demand much.
Hein: Doesn't mean you should. But how's life, really. Are there any problems with school?
Olivia: None that you can do anything about. But thank you for asking.
Hein: Stop guilt-trippin' me, would you? I didn't do anything wrong!
Olivia: Making your sister miserable is all right by society's standards now? I see how it is.
Hein: I'm protecting the metal doorknobs all over the world, Omelette. And you, too. How's that power developing by the way? Set anything on fire yet?
Olivia: I am not you. And I demand that you delete that nickname now.
Hein: No.
Olivia: Go to hell.
Hein: Only if you come with me!
Olivia: You are an arse and I love you. Good night!
Olivia had logged off.
...I want to go home. But I can't. But I really, really want to go home. Somehow. Please.
Skype (Brother grabbed me before I can run. How unfortunate; but for habit's sake, I have copy and pasted the chat log into this journal document on my flash-drive.)
Hein: You logged on! I was afraid Hammel had killed you.
Olivia: It almost did. These...changes...are driving me crazy.
Hein: Psh. You need a little crazy in your life. Otherwise you'd just be flat and boring.
Olivia: I bloody live with you, Brother. Sanity would be a blessing right now.
Hein: Hear that? It's the sound of my heart breaking. =(
Olivia: I would've loved to. And you know I don't like emoticons.
Hein: But I do!
Olivia: But I don't.
Hein: You demand much, sister dearest.
Olivia: I have rights to demand much.
Hein: Doesn't mean you should. But how's life, really. Are there any problems with school?
Olivia: None that you can do anything about. But thank you for asking.
Hein: Stop guilt-trippin' me, would you? I didn't do anything wrong!
Olivia: Making your sister miserable is all right by society's standards now? I see how it is.
Hein: I'm protecting the metal doorknobs all over the world, Omelette. And you, too. How's that power developing by the way? Set anything on fire yet?
Olivia: I am not you. And I demand that you delete that nickname now.
Hein: No.
Olivia: Go to hell.
Hein: Only if you come with me!
Olivia: You are an arse and I love you. Good night!
Olivia had logged off.
...I want to go home. But I can't. But I really, really want to go home. Somehow. Please.
