Samson Kramer *NPC*
Nov 18, 2013 18:29:20 GMT -5
Post by Inspector Samson Kramer on Nov 18, 2013 18:29:20 GMT -5
The easy S T U F F . . .Name: Samson Isaac Kramer
Nickname: Sam
Age: Eighty
Member Group: School Inspector
Power(s): Power Mimicry
Play By: Leonard NimoyLet it F L O W . . .
Ring...Ring...
*Click* “Kramer residence.”
“Sam, we have an assignment for you.”
“Unless that assignment is my pension, I think you have the wrong number.”
“Your retirement contract specified that we could pull you out of the freezer for special cases, and this is a special case.”
“You’re not sending me to another prison school.”
“No, of course not. It’s the Hammel Institute.”
“...”
“Sam?”
“What happened to our ‘no alumni’ policy?”
“All of your teachers are either retired or dead, as are most of your peers. There won’t be any interpersonal conflicts, and I’m sure there are no conflicts of interests. Sadly, we’re out of meta-humans who managed not to go due to grandfathering out, and everyone else has been assigned to other places and can’t be recalled mid-inspection. Martha is on sabbatical.”
“Surely s-”
“You, more than most of us, know what Hammel is like. If anyone can cut through the...shall we say special concerns, it’s you. You’ll have a good team, and the Headmistress has promised to make this as incident-free as possible. You’ll be in and out in a week or two, and then I promise not to call on you for this again.”
“That’s because I’ll be dead before Hammel comes up for another inspection.”
“Gallows humor, Sam. Don’t ever change.”
“If I’m not back home in time to carve the turkey this Thanksgiving, you’ll have to explain it to my family.”
“You’ll be back in time. I guarantee it.”
“When do we leave?”
“The day after tomorrow.”
“...of course we do.”
“It’s standard procedure, otherwise, but we have to beat out their winter break in order to speak to the student body. And you know Vermont winters. So, do you have any questions?”
“Don’t take that tone with me; I trained you.”
“And I’m grateful. I’ll see you for the briefing tomorrow.”
“You owe me.”
“Sorry, Sam, I have to go. The other line is ringing.”
“We’ll talk about this tomorrow; you’re not off the hook.”
“Sorry Sam.” *Click*
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