I would do anything for love but I won't eat cats
Mar 11, 2014 0:39:09 GMT -5
Post by Brilliance Gideon on Mar 11, 2014 0:39:09 GMT -5
"The only thing I find to be amazing about you is your ignorance," said a husky voice in the hallway.
"Your mother," said a female voice.
"Wait, since you created us wouldn't your mom be technically our mother as well? You're calling your own mother a stupid cow?" asked the first voice.
"Wait, what? I never said anything about being stupid or being a cow. The hell are you talking about Lisve?" asked that same female voice.
It wasn't common to find many staff members willing to show up here. After all staff really didn't have a need to be here unless students were breaking the rules or if staff were allowed to stay in these particular dormitories which they were not. At least not in these parts anyways. But the second that the name Lisve was mentioned it became clear who it was that was talking. It had to be Brilliance. She was known to do weird things but lately she was going further and further into potentially breaking the rules. She was reading a roster of who stayed in these particular dormitories so she could get a list of potential test subjects. It had to be a little creepy that she was doing this or at least some people might have seen it that way.
She actually stopped calling her creations blockmen and referred to them as golems. She figured that golems were more like these creatures and since they acted on their own and golems couldn't be controlled anyways that name was a little more appropriate. Four of them were out right now walking around randomly. One was even singing. "Woke up this morning I was hungry. Looked in the cupboard it was bare. Oh no, rock on, oh no. Thought I'd fix myself a sammich. Dun dun dun! Dun dun dun! I had peanut butter but no jam! No jam! Help me now. Peanut butter, no jam," sang a green golem. "Would you hush the hell up Tukno? You're going to wake up these snot nosed brats and then I'll have to bribe them with Pacman video games," she said.
The blue golem, Lisve, shook his head in shame. "What?" Brilliance asked Lisve. He shrugged. "Oh, nothing. Just, uh, well, look, no offense, but have you taken the time to see what you're doing?" it asked. She scratched her head. Brilliance gave the appearance of trying to be sneaky. She was wearing all black in the form of cargo pants, black sneakers, a black long sleeved shirt and a black beanie cap. She even applied black face paint on to give that whole secret agent feel. What she was doing wasn't even against school rules so why be dressed this way or try to hide what she was doing? Oh, no, she wasn't hiding nor was she sneaking around. Brilliance was well known for her absolutely horrible taste in clothing. She just somehow believed she looked great.
"No offense babycakes but I strongly believe a million bricks will be laid today before you will be," he joked. Brilliance stopped checking the list thumb tacked into the wall, turned to the blue golem and put her hands upon her hips. "And just what is that supposed to mean?" she asked. "You know exactly what he means. Last time you got any you had alcohol to thank and even then that poor guy woke up, realized who he was next to and left before you woke up. You even gave him money to pay for his cell phone bill and he still didn't answer your calls," said a purple colored and much small golem. "Well, I'll have you know Gotib that I have a new boyfriend! And I have a girlfriend! Yep, they exist!" Brilliance shouted.
A snicker came from her white golem; Kolc. "I don't think dildos count," he pointed out. "Neither do pillows, fingers, hands, fire extinguishers or fantastic delusions of sexual dependency on the human race. But I guess you are metahuman so you're not technically human. Then again, I don't think you being metahuman is what separates you from everyone else. I think it has more to do with the fact that you're down right U.G.L.Y. and you lack an alibi 'cause you ugly," said Lisve. Brilliance's mouth dropped open. "I am NOT ugly! I'm a beautiful young lady!" The golems laughed in unison. "And what is so damn funny?" she asked. "Oh, nothing. You think you ain't ugly and we're just saying that you look like a good enough reason for god to be pro-choice," said Kolc.
She snapped her fingers and each golem disappeared. She lowered her head. No matter what variation of golem she created none of them liked or respected her. Many interpreted Brilliance's situation as a metahuman with an amazing ability. Nothing could be further from the truth. There was nothing like having an ability that literally hated you.
"Your mother," said a female voice.
"Wait, since you created us wouldn't your mom be technically our mother as well? You're calling your own mother a stupid cow?" asked the first voice.
"Wait, what? I never said anything about being stupid or being a cow. The hell are you talking about Lisve?" asked that same female voice.
It wasn't common to find many staff members willing to show up here. After all staff really didn't have a need to be here unless students were breaking the rules or if staff were allowed to stay in these particular dormitories which they were not. At least not in these parts anyways. But the second that the name Lisve was mentioned it became clear who it was that was talking. It had to be Brilliance. She was known to do weird things but lately she was going further and further into potentially breaking the rules. She was reading a roster of who stayed in these particular dormitories so she could get a list of potential test subjects. It had to be a little creepy that she was doing this or at least some people might have seen it that way.
She actually stopped calling her creations blockmen and referred to them as golems. She figured that golems were more like these creatures and since they acted on their own and golems couldn't be controlled anyways that name was a little more appropriate. Four of them were out right now walking around randomly. One was even singing. "Woke up this morning I was hungry. Looked in the cupboard it was bare. Oh no, rock on, oh no. Thought I'd fix myself a sammich. Dun dun dun! Dun dun dun! I had peanut butter but no jam! No jam! Help me now. Peanut butter, no jam," sang a green golem. "Would you hush the hell up Tukno? You're going to wake up these snot nosed brats and then I'll have to bribe them with Pacman video games," she said.
The blue golem, Lisve, shook his head in shame. "What?" Brilliance asked Lisve. He shrugged. "Oh, nothing. Just, uh, well, look, no offense, but have you taken the time to see what you're doing?" it asked. She scratched her head. Brilliance gave the appearance of trying to be sneaky. She was wearing all black in the form of cargo pants, black sneakers, a black long sleeved shirt and a black beanie cap. She even applied black face paint on to give that whole secret agent feel. What she was doing wasn't even against school rules so why be dressed this way or try to hide what she was doing? Oh, no, she wasn't hiding nor was she sneaking around. Brilliance was well known for her absolutely horrible taste in clothing. She just somehow believed she looked great.
"No offense babycakes but I strongly believe a million bricks will be laid today before you will be," he joked. Brilliance stopped checking the list thumb tacked into the wall, turned to the blue golem and put her hands upon her hips. "And just what is that supposed to mean?" she asked. "You know exactly what he means. Last time you got any you had alcohol to thank and even then that poor guy woke up, realized who he was next to and left before you woke up. You even gave him money to pay for his cell phone bill and he still didn't answer your calls," said a purple colored and much small golem. "Well, I'll have you know Gotib that I have a new boyfriend! And I have a girlfriend! Yep, they exist!" Brilliance shouted.
A snicker came from her white golem; Kolc. "I don't think dildos count," he pointed out. "Neither do pillows, fingers, hands, fire extinguishers or fantastic delusions of sexual dependency on the human race. But I guess you are metahuman so you're not technically human. Then again, I don't think you being metahuman is what separates you from everyone else. I think it has more to do with the fact that you're down right U.G.L.Y. and you lack an alibi 'cause you ugly," said Lisve. Brilliance's mouth dropped open. "I am NOT ugly! I'm a beautiful young lady!" The golems laughed in unison. "And what is so damn funny?" she asked. "Oh, nothing. You think you ain't ugly and we're just saying that you look like a good enough reason for god to be pro-choice," said Kolc.
She snapped her fingers and each golem disappeared. She lowered her head. No matter what variation of golem she created none of them liked or respected her. Many interpreted Brilliance's situation as a metahuman with an amazing ability. Nothing could be further from the truth. There was nothing like having an ability that literally hated you.
