A Little Party Never Killed Nobody (closed)
May 15, 2014 10:02:54 GMT -5
Post by Greg Mackenzie on May 15, 2014 10:02:54 GMT -5
Hiding had never been Greg’s strong suit. He’s always been the biggest guy in class – the fattest back in elementary, then suddenly the tallest once that summer of puberty came. And now, with the addition of fast-paced sports in his repertoire, he’s also among the bulkiest.
He had just sort of figured out how he’d hide by the corner of the closet (with the help of a cleverly placed blanket) when he heard Marnie’s inquiry. Greg stared, eyes wide and mouth agape, as the girl slowly vanished to the wall. “That is so awesome.” She’s like an octopus in those YouTube videos Greg loved to watch in his spare time – the kind that effortlessly blends with the colour and texture of its background. “The dress needs some work though. It’s like halfway between a red and whatever the colour of the wallpaper was.” Hopefully something would stall the room occupant enough for Marnie to successfully hide.
And Greg’s wish was quickly granted with Ashley hurling tonight’s dinner, and even some of today’s breakfast and lunch, onto their host’s roommate. Great.
He stood there, frozen for a split-second (because come on, that was just amazing), before realizing that they needed to get out of here – the party, not just the room – fast. Not just because the girl’s some sort of kinetic (pyro, hydro, tele – Greg wasn’t sober enough to find out the finer details), but she seemed rather close to the party’s host and if the party’s host gets wind of Greg being associated with the little girl who threw up, his chances of dating the party host’s friend would go down real quick. And he can’t have that. Especially since he’s already thought of names for their future kids. (They’d have three: two boys and a girl. Lawrence, Frederick, and Beatrice).
Without much of a warning, Greg scooped Ashley up – bridal-style – and grabbed Marnie as he made a beeline out the door. “Excuse me everyone, passing through,” he yelled, projecting the same thought lest they couldn’t hear him over the gossiping and the gasping and the laughing and the music. “Marnie, I saw some bottles of water by the fridge. Right beside the vodka, so be careful. I’ll meet you outside?”
Carrying Ashley out had not been that easy, given his level of intoxication, but the adrenalin that surged in his system for that short period kind of helped. Kinda. “You ok now Ashley?” he asked when they reached the dorm hallway, Greg absentmindedly sitting on the floor, “Feeling better now?”