Where is the Love?
Jul 20, 2014 2:23:14 GMT -5
Post by Rumor on Jul 20, 2014 2:23:14 GMT -5
Children, children, children, Rumor’s worried about you.
In a school bursting with hormones and the occasional accidental fire, we’re used to seeing couples spring up, clash, fall apart and cry but recently there’s been more then I can cover!
That’s a joke. There would never be more than I can cover.
Firstly; please note that the recent disturbance in dorm room 204 has been taken care of. Rumor has it that a battering ram and attack dogs were needed, and a student was injured.
Rumor has seen no evidence of attack dogs, yet. But on the subject of dogs, this incident would suggest that the wrong person’s been wearing the collar in that relationship.
What could have caused this? There’s a fine line between pleasure and pain, students. Walk it carefully.
It’s not just the boys who are causing a fuss. Tak, Rumor missed you. We’re so glad you’re back. Not sure Kailin and Anthony feel the same way though! Well, Kailin sure doesn’t; talk about a photo-finishing move!
Anthony has privately expressed his unhappiness to Rumor.
Rumor does not create your pain, students. Rumor just laughs at it.
A particular girl and her british lady both seem to have kept up their air polluting argumentative traditions. The noise complaints from both the co-ed and female only dorms have only recently started to die down.
Maybe its because after all these years, Britain and Australia have learned the best way to make up is to make out.
Wars could be ended if this spreads.
And finally, some chatty little birds have told me that Benji, one of our more spacey cadets, has exceeded the expectations of all rationally thinking people and planted a seed. Publicly, and in the great outdoors.
Careful, Ben. If Axelle finds out you’re getting cocky, she might take all your seeds away.
As always, Rumor would love to get your messages and what's worth shining my spotlight towards!
Love me or hate me, I'm not going anywhere.
Rumor.
In a school bursting with hormones and the occasional accidental fire, we’re used to seeing couples spring up, clash, fall apart and cry but recently there’s been more then I can cover!
That’s a joke. There would never be more than I can cover.
Firstly; please note that the recent disturbance in dorm room 204 has been taken care of. Rumor has it that a battering ram and attack dogs were needed, and a student was injured.
Rumor has seen no evidence of attack dogs, yet. But on the subject of dogs, this incident would suggest that the wrong person’s been wearing the collar in that relationship.
What could have caused this? There’s a fine line between pleasure and pain, students. Walk it carefully.
It’s not just the boys who are causing a fuss. Tak, Rumor missed you. We’re so glad you’re back. Not sure Kailin and Anthony feel the same way though! Well, Kailin sure doesn’t; talk about a photo-finishing move!
Anthony has privately expressed his unhappiness to Rumor.
Rumor does not create your pain, students. Rumor just laughs at it.
A particular girl and her british lady both seem to have kept up their air polluting argumentative traditions. The noise complaints from both the co-ed and female only dorms have only recently started to die down.
Maybe its because after all these years, Britain and Australia have learned the best way to make up is to make out.
Wars could be ended if this spreads.
And finally, some chatty little birds have told me that Benji, one of our more spacey cadets, has exceeded the expectations of all rationally thinking people and planted a seed. Publicly, and in the great outdoors.
Careful, Ben. If Axelle finds out you’re getting cocky, she might take all your seeds away.
As always, Rumor would love to get your messages and what's worth shining my spotlight towards!
Love me or hate me, I'm not going anywhere.
Rumor.
