A Guide To Your New Minion
Oct 27, 2015 21:42:29 GMT -5
Post by Levi Green on Oct 27, 2015 21:42:29 GMT -5
Hello and thank you for purchasing an Evil Minion. While Minions are fairly easy roleplayers to take care of, below are a few tips on how to maximize your fun with your new minion. Please remember to feed them once a week, let them play video games sometimes and watch out for their tendency toward world domination.
What is your plotting philosophy?
When you're plotting with your minion, remember that she prefers things to be a surprise in the end. She prefers to set up plot points rather than conclusions.
What types of plots are you not interested in playing?
Your minion tends to prefer to be a sidekick to your main plot and likes to play villains. She prefers character riven drama over external angst, but can work with angst as long as the person is better in the end.
How often can you reply to any given thread?
Your Minion tens to be free on weekends, Mondays and Tuesdays.
What is the longest you're willing to wait for a reply to a thread?
Your Minion can wait a long time for a reply, though two weeks tends to make the thread go on for too long.
Are you open to RPing over instant messengers? If so, what's the best way to contact you and what times are you generally available?
Your minion is welcomed to RPing over Skype (evilminionnumber2) as long as people don't mind short replies. She is available after 5 on most days, though her schedule is incredibly flaky.
Are you open to post volleying?
This minion welcomes and encourages volleying with Skype as a communication device. (evilminionnumber2)
Anything else?
Your minion can be a very spontaneous and very silly in her plots. While she can be serious at times, it is recommended you avoid playing with her if you mind tongue in cheek responses.
What are you limits regarding powerplay/godmoding?
Minions do not mind it when other characters grab, punch, or physically interact with their own, but flat out writing a response or emotional reaction is discouraged unless you've been playing with one for a while.
What are your limits in regards to romantic situations?
Your minion prefers to see romance bloom naturally, but she is willing to create characters for romantic ships as long as they are interesting. She has very few limits on romance, except when statutory rape or incest is involved.
What are your limits in regards to sex (within the TOS)?
Your minion will go as far as the ToS will allow, but is very uncomfortable doing any sort of romance with any sexual nature (implied or not) with any player under the age of 18.
What are your limits in regards to violent scenes (within the TOS)?
Minions are free to violence of all forms within the ToS and without over IMs. She has very few limits.
What are your limits in regards to abuse/rape in plots?
Minions are fine with any sort of abuse and rape as long as a proper trigger warning is posted on the thread after it has occurred to avoid upsetting other players.
Anything else?
(Anything else you want to add that other players should know!)
Credit to Rhi-Rhi from Spirits of the Earth for this questionnaire.
We thank you for using Evil Co. and hope you make more minion purchases from us when this one is inevitably killed by a plucky rebel.
PLAYER WANTS
What is your plotting philosophy?
When you're plotting with your minion, remember that she prefers things to be a surprise in the end. She prefers to set up plot points rather than conclusions.
What types of plots are you not interested in playing?
Your minion tends to prefer to be a sidekick to your main plot and likes to play villains. She prefers character riven drama over external angst, but can work with angst as long as the person is better in the end.
How often can you reply to any given thread?
Your Minion tens to be free on weekends, Mondays and Tuesdays.
What is the longest you're willing to wait for a reply to a thread?
Your Minion can wait a long time for a reply, though two weeks tends to make the thread go on for too long.
Are you open to RPing over instant messengers? If so, what's the best way to contact you and what times are you generally available?
Your minion is welcomed to RPing over Skype (evilminionnumber2) as long as people don't mind short replies. She is available after 5 on most days, though her schedule is incredibly flaky.
Are you open to post volleying?
This minion welcomes and encourages volleying with Skype as a communication device. (evilminionnumber2)
Anything else?
Your minion can be a very spontaneous and very silly in her plots. While she can be serious at times, it is recommended you avoid playing with her if you mind tongue in cheek responses.
PLAYER LIMITS
What are you limits regarding powerplay/godmoding?
Minions do not mind it when other characters grab, punch, or physically interact with their own, but flat out writing a response or emotional reaction is discouraged unless you've been playing with one for a while.
What are your limits in regards to romantic situations?
Your minion prefers to see romance bloom naturally, but she is willing to create characters for romantic ships as long as they are interesting. She has very few limits on romance, except when statutory rape or incest is involved.
What are your limits in regards to sex (within the TOS)?
Your minion will go as far as the ToS will allow, but is very uncomfortable doing any sort of romance with any sexual nature (implied or not) with any player under the age of 18.
What are your limits in regards to violent scenes (within the TOS)?
Minions are free to violence of all forms within the ToS and without over IMs. She has very few limits.
What are your limits in regards to abuse/rape in plots?
Minions are fine with any sort of abuse and rape as long as a proper trigger warning is posted on the thread after it has occurred to avoid upsetting other players.
Anything else?
(Anything else you want to add that other players should know!)
Credit to Rhi-Rhi from Spirits of the Earth for this questionnaire.
We thank you for using Evil Co. and hope you make more minion purchases from us when this one is inevitably killed by a plucky rebel.
