Translation, please? (Mia)
Jan 1, 2011 6:17:39 GMT -5
Post by Jonah King on Jan 1, 2011 6:17:39 GMT -5
The first time Jonah had watched The Matrix, he had been struck by something.
Not a fear of technology (as one might expect), or a fear of the lack of acting talent of Keanu Reeves. Oh no. Jonah had taken one look at the small, squalid flat belonging to Neo the Hacker, and been instantly struck by how similar it was to the small, dark room belonging to his closest friend: Mia Keystone. It had astonished him. It was as if the director had known her, or something.
The first time Jonah had ever been in said room, he had actually been a little scared. Apart from the fact that they were technically breaking the rule that, although the dorms were co-ed, you weren’t supposed to have members of the opposite sex in there with you (and it was a stupid rule, in Jonah’s opinion. Anyone who knew him and Mia would surely know that they weren’t about to become illicit lovers. Surely anyone who knew them would know that they weren’t about to become illicit anything, and definitely not with each other.), to be invited into what appeared at first glance to be a small, warm cave – of the sort, for instance, that bats would reside in – had been a rather nerve-wracking experience. And although Jonah was now unafraid of Mia’s room, he still experienced a strange frisson whenever he got past the security (and how Mia had managed to hook the door up to a coded keypad was beyond him).
Besides, he reasoned to himself as he approached the entrance to the dorms, I might as well be a monk, anyway, and they all know it. Jonah’s fervent dislike of physical contact was known by all the teachers now, after a couple of unpleasant hand-on-the-shoulder incidents when he had first arrived. No, if he were caught in Mia’s room, Jonah hoped that it would not be assumed they were doing anything too against the rules.
In Jonah’s left hand, he held a carrier bag containing six packets of Reese’s cups – a personal weakness he and Mia both shared. In his right, he held a slip of paper. He managed to get in without being seen, and gave a soft knock before tapping in the code and letting himself into Mia’s small, dark room.
As usual, he sat himself down on the bed, threw the bag of chocolate for Mia to catch and held out the scrap of paper he had been holding. The conversations between the two friends were often ongoing through a variety of methods – e-mails and texts were passed more frequently than speech, and while most people would separate a letter and a face-to-face conversation, Jonah’s and Mia’s was long, rambling, and ongoing. They talked however they wanted to. In this instance, Jonah had been unable to decode something written – as was often the case with Mia, due to his lack of exposure to Internet language.
On the paper was written ‘to troll and pwn n00bs’, and Jonah held it out to Mia with an expression of complete puzzlement. The question was obvious: ‘what the hell does that mean?’
Not a fear of technology (as one might expect), or a fear of the lack of acting talent of Keanu Reeves. Oh no. Jonah had taken one look at the small, squalid flat belonging to Neo the Hacker, and been instantly struck by how similar it was to the small, dark room belonging to his closest friend: Mia Keystone. It had astonished him. It was as if the director had known her, or something.
The first time Jonah had ever been in said room, he had actually been a little scared. Apart from the fact that they were technically breaking the rule that, although the dorms were co-ed, you weren’t supposed to have members of the opposite sex in there with you (and it was a stupid rule, in Jonah’s opinion. Anyone who knew him and Mia would surely know that they weren’t about to become illicit lovers. Surely anyone who knew them would know that they weren’t about to become illicit anything, and definitely not with each other.), to be invited into what appeared at first glance to be a small, warm cave – of the sort, for instance, that bats would reside in – had been a rather nerve-wracking experience. And although Jonah was now unafraid of Mia’s room, he still experienced a strange frisson whenever he got past the security (and how Mia had managed to hook the door up to a coded keypad was beyond him).
Besides, he reasoned to himself as he approached the entrance to the dorms, I might as well be a monk, anyway, and they all know it. Jonah’s fervent dislike of physical contact was known by all the teachers now, after a couple of unpleasant hand-on-the-shoulder incidents when he had first arrived. No, if he were caught in Mia’s room, Jonah hoped that it would not be assumed they were doing anything too against the rules.
In Jonah’s left hand, he held a carrier bag containing six packets of Reese’s cups – a personal weakness he and Mia both shared. In his right, he held a slip of paper. He managed to get in without being seen, and gave a soft knock before tapping in the code and letting himself into Mia’s small, dark room.
As usual, he sat himself down on the bed, threw the bag of chocolate for Mia to catch and held out the scrap of paper he had been holding. The conversations between the two friends were often ongoing through a variety of methods – e-mails and texts were passed more frequently than speech, and while most people would separate a letter and a face-to-face conversation, Jonah’s and Mia’s was long, rambling, and ongoing. They talked however they wanted to. In this instance, Jonah had been unable to decode something written – as was often the case with Mia, due to his lack of exposure to Internet language.
On the paper was written ‘to troll and pwn n00bs’, and Jonah held it out to Mia with an expression of complete puzzlement. The question was obvious: ‘what the hell does that mean?’