Silent but Definitely Deadly (Open)
Jun 15, 2010 0:13:36 GMT -5
Post by Aruja Milivic on Jun 15, 2010 0:13:36 GMT -5
The water was glistening. The birds were busy making all kinds of noises along with the frogs. Tonight was a beautiful night without a cloud in sight. Every piece of grass near the water was cut and all the bushes were neatly trimmed. Even the mosquitoes were happy sucking blood out of unsuspecting animals. Nobody was around. After all, it was the middle of the night and a school night. The students were probably busy playing video games, chatting it up on their phones or studying. There just had to be somebody around though or somebody planning on being around. This just seemed like too much of a good night to miss. The pond itself was silent except for a few buddies in the middle of the water. Somebody was underneath the surface but they hadn't come up in a while. They were seemingly drowning.
A strange sight to see wasn't far behind the bubbles. Out of the water came what appeared to be the pond itself in a humanoid form. This lifeform didn't bear clothing. It was Aruja. Only he would be dumb enough to try to breathe underwater. He didn't seem to get that just because he can become a liquid didn't necessarily mean he didn't have to breathe underwater. He wasn't even pure water in his meta-human form. Instead, he just a liquid version of oxygen coupled with carbon and human DNA. And he bore all of that said DNA in front of the animals watching him. It wasn't unusual for wild life to come onto Hammel property. After all, before the school was here this land belonged to those animals. As Aruja went to a nearby bush to put on the clothes he stashed in that bush he paused to see a young deer with its mother watching him. He was naked. Therefore, he covered himself so that the youngster didn't see him. It was as if Aruja expected for the mother to care.
"Whoa! Better hide the goodies. Wouldn't want to scar your mind there," he explained, somehow expecting for these animals to understand English. Hell, he didn't even understand some words in English so it's only a wonder why he thought another species would.
After putting on his clothes which was nothing more than a sleeveless white shirt, a pair of blue shorts and flip flops Aruja tried to approach the animals. As a kid his mother told him time and time again that wild animals probably wouldn't take too kindly to him messing with them. But if anyone knew about this kid they'd know that he didn't have the strongest brain on the planet. His feet moved slowly towards his target. Surprisingly, it was as if Aruja were headlights because the deer stood still. He even got within touch range of them. This was very unusual because most deer would've just ran away by now. But something kept them close to him. Something that made both of the deer lick their lips.
Aruja got the idea to go liquid which was, in fact, a very bad idea after all. The pores of his skin melted away, his eyes cried purple tears and his whole body changed into a purple liquid version of its former self. His voice sounded like he was gargling water. "Come on, I won't hurt you. I only want to be your, how you say? Frieund?"
Oh, the deer wanted to be his friend too but they couldn't get around the fact that they both were very thirsty. Aruja was non-threatening to them despite his massive height of six feet, eleven inches. However, the deer were only here to drink from the pond. Now, they wouldn't have to bend their heads to drink something. They could just drink Aruja. That was bad. Once the deer started licking him like a giant ice cream cone all sorts of animals came out of nowhere. Everything from birds to liquids, frogs and even a random skunk came out of the bushes, the woods and the nearby forest to suckle on the liquid man. Every animal that drunk Aruja found that he was very tasty. While he wasn't water he was oxygen. He just made the animals breathe easier or at least the ones that did drink him.
"No! Wait! I didn't mean try to digest me! WAIT! NOOOO!" he shouted in horror. They were sucking him down.
The savior for this giant Russian came in an unexpected form. Aruja had forgotten that he had Hummus and a bean casserole for dinner. He felt like he was going to blow and he didn't want to because he thought that destroying and molesting the wind was very rude even in an animal's presence. However, it just couldn't be helped. Now, farts came in many sizes and devastation levels. But this one? It was a DEF-CON 5 level blower. While he was in his liquid form and had to fart the intensity and smell of said fart would be twice as powerful as it would be in his human state. It only made sense. Oxygen had a way of spreading farts out like a shotgun blast. Once Aruja went human again to prevent himself from being drunk to death he unleashed hell on Earth.
FLLLLLWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP!
The shorts he wore vibrated like a mini-earthquake. Even the skunk ran for the hills. Birds tried to fly but were so shocked, amazed and devastated by the putrid smell that their flying was that of a drunk fighter pilot. The deer ran like Elmer Fudd was chasing them. As quickly as they came the animals all got the hell out of there.
"Excuse me?" he said, trying to be proper about it.
A strange sight to see wasn't far behind the bubbles. Out of the water came what appeared to be the pond itself in a humanoid form. This lifeform didn't bear clothing. It was Aruja. Only he would be dumb enough to try to breathe underwater. He didn't seem to get that just because he can become a liquid didn't necessarily mean he didn't have to breathe underwater. He wasn't even pure water in his meta-human form. Instead, he just a liquid version of oxygen coupled with carbon and human DNA. And he bore all of that said DNA in front of the animals watching him. It wasn't unusual for wild life to come onto Hammel property. After all, before the school was here this land belonged to those animals. As Aruja went to a nearby bush to put on the clothes he stashed in that bush he paused to see a young deer with its mother watching him. He was naked. Therefore, he covered himself so that the youngster didn't see him. It was as if Aruja expected for the mother to care.
"Whoa! Better hide the goodies. Wouldn't want to scar your mind there," he explained, somehow expecting for these animals to understand English. Hell, he didn't even understand some words in English so it's only a wonder why he thought another species would.
After putting on his clothes which was nothing more than a sleeveless white shirt, a pair of blue shorts and flip flops Aruja tried to approach the animals. As a kid his mother told him time and time again that wild animals probably wouldn't take too kindly to him messing with them. But if anyone knew about this kid they'd know that he didn't have the strongest brain on the planet. His feet moved slowly towards his target. Surprisingly, it was as if Aruja were headlights because the deer stood still. He even got within touch range of them. This was very unusual because most deer would've just ran away by now. But something kept them close to him. Something that made both of the deer lick their lips.
Aruja got the idea to go liquid which was, in fact, a very bad idea after all. The pores of his skin melted away, his eyes cried purple tears and his whole body changed into a purple liquid version of its former self. His voice sounded like he was gargling water. "Come on, I won't hurt you. I only want to be your, how you say? Frieund?"
Oh, the deer wanted to be his friend too but they couldn't get around the fact that they both were very thirsty. Aruja was non-threatening to them despite his massive height of six feet, eleven inches. However, the deer were only here to drink from the pond. Now, they wouldn't have to bend their heads to drink something. They could just drink Aruja. That was bad. Once the deer started licking him like a giant ice cream cone all sorts of animals came out of nowhere. Everything from birds to liquids, frogs and even a random skunk came out of the bushes, the woods and the nearby forest to suckle on the liquid man. Every animal that drunk Aruja found that he was very tasty. While he wasn't water he was oxygen. He just made the animals breathe easier or at least the ones that did drink him.
"No! Wait! I didn't mean try to digest me! WAIT! NOOOO!" he shouted in horror. They were sucking him down.
The savior for this giant Russian came in an unexpected form. Aruja had forgotten that he had Hummus and a bean casserole for dinner. He felt like he was going to blow and he didn't want to because he thought that destroying and molesting the wind was very rude even in an animal's presence. However, it just couldn't be helped. Now, farts came in many sizes and devastation levels. But this one? It was a DEF-CON 5 level blower. While he was in his liquid form and had to fart the intensity and smell of said fart would be twice as powerful as it would be in his human state. It only made sense. Oxygen had a way of spreading farts out like a shotgun blast. Once Aruja went human again to prevent himself from being drunk to death he unleashed hell on Earth.
FLLLLLWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP!
The shorts he wore vibrated like a mini-earthquake. Even the skunk ran for the hills. Birds tried to fly but were so shocked, amazed and devastated by the putrid smell that their flying was that of a drunk fighter pilot. The deer ran like Elmer Fudd was chasing them. As quickly as they came the animals all got the hell out of there.
"Excuse me?" he said, trying to be proper about it.
