HammelDictionary

[Clarity Ryder]

Like UrbanDictionary, but with more hot gay guys.


Not in alphabetical order by a long shot, but still.

Being a Chase; Phrase. Used when a person is sulking or whining, usually when in a conversation about a friend or loved one. Usage: "Gods, Tony, Don't be such a Chase just because I tackled James."

Snowfetti; Noun. Non-melting snowflakes that signal some sort of celebration. Frequently brought out for a party in the chat by our godadmin when a character is accepted. Usage: When Dryope's 62nd character was accepted, Tony brought snowfetti to the cbox.

Post Hole; Noun. A place nobody wants to be. 1. A figurative location that indicates you have far too much posting to do 2. A creature that has the ability to eat several people's souls at once. Usage: "I need to post or soon I'll be eaten by the ten-foot Post Hole I've dug myself!"

FAQ; Noun. The thing new people don't read. Usage: "Denied. Please read the rules and FAQ."

Riley; Replacement noun. See Pie in conventional dictionaries. Usage: "Riley hole ;D"

Please post your additions. -nod-

[Misato Hazukashi]

Cuddle Puddle; Noun. What happens when everyone in the Hammel Chatbox wants cuddles all at the same time. Usage: "*pulls everyone into the cuddle puddle*"

[Ann Hudgins]

Failboat: noun, adjective, verb.... 1. The act of making a silly spelling error, avoidable life error, or really any sort of stupid otherwise innocent error that normally wouldn't happen (i.e. blond moment). 2. To be stuck in a rut--aka fail boat--and is unable to get out of it.
[suffix -ing, -ed, -er.

Usage:1. "Oh. Wow. Sorry. I am such a failboat captain today."
2."I am fail boat: I tripped getting out of bed, pulled a nail off while towel drying my hair, didn't have any milk for cereal (only realizing after pouring the stuff), got a flat tire on the way to work, started to rain while changing the tire, etc etc"

[Dr. Griffin Jones]

Griff; noun. To engage in awkward conversation with someone who clearly doesn't like you. Usage: I just Griffed at someone/I'm Griffing with this guy/I Griff with my work collegues all the time.

[Dr. James Campbell]

GMC; Noun.
Alternate spelling, Gay Men Club
A term created to describe a social group formed of the multiple male characters over the age of 35, all with at least a three on the Kinsey Scale.

[Dr. Theo Atwell]

Totes;

That word we all find ourselves using instead of saying totally. Why? Because it sounds cooler, duh!

[Adrianna Carstyn]

Ash-face:

The expression one makes when they are uncomfortable with the mentioning of sexual intercourse; Also when one may go into the fetal position and cover their ears trying to tune out the word 'sex'