Fake Bad Movie Previews
Oct 19, 2011 14:01:59 GMT -5
Post by Dr. Nathan Reed on Oct 19, 2011 14:01:59 GMT -5
Make up a terrible movie title and then a preview for the movie itself. Like so:
The Gangster Who Was Also A Dancer.
In a world where crime rules the United Kingdom, one man sets out to do something that could quite possibly get him lynched.
[Cue clip of title character confessing 'I'm a dancer']
Liam Hardman was an ordinary drug smuggler, until his true talent was discovered.
[Liam uses his amazing dance skills to stop a rat from escaping the club, unnamed thug speaks up: "*%$@! You can dance, you $5^&@#@!"]
Now with the underground ballet dance finals approaching, Liam must choose between the one thing that makes him free or a life of crime.
["All my life I thought dancing was just a phase we all go through, but now... now I'm not so sure..."]
David Thewlis as Dancer Who Eventually Gets Killed But Lives Long Enough To Give A Rousing Speech
["It's in your BLOOD, Liam! You HAVE to take that chance!"]
Ross Kemp as Guy Who Isn't Quite The Ringleader But Gives Enough Presence For Us To Believe That He's The Bad Guy
["If you know what's good for you, you'll keep your head down and move those nonspecific drugs. You got that?"]
Drew Barrymore as the Out-Of-Place Love Interest Clearly Chosen Because They Wanted Someone Hot
["Just do what you think is right... I know you'll make the right choice."]
And John Simm as the Guy Who All The Fangirls Will Pair With Liam
["No matter what, I'll always be by your side. No matter what you choose, I've got your back. You lead, mate. I'll follow."
"You're taking stupid risks just for me."
"Where's the fun in playing it safe?"]
Mark Strong is...
The Gangster Who Was Also A Dancer.
Hopefully never coming to a cinema near you.
In a world where crime rules the United Kingdom, one man sets out to do something that could quite possibly get him lynched.
[Cue clip of title character confessing 'I'm a dancer']
Liam Hardman was an ordinary drug smuggler, until his true talent was discovered.
[Liam uses his amazing dance skills to stop a rat from escaping the club, unnamed thug speaks up: "*%$@! You can dance, you $5^&@#@!"]
Now with the underground ballet dance finals approaching, Liam must choose between the one thing that makes him free or a life of crime.
["All my life I thought dancing was just a phase we all go through, but now... now I'm not so sure..."]
David Thewlis as Dancer Who Eventually Gets Killed But Lives Long Enough To Give A Rousing Speech
["It's in your BLOOD, Liam! You HAVE to take that chance!"]
Ross Kemp as Guy Who Isn't Quite The Ringleader But Gives Enough Presence For Us To Believe That He's The Bad Guy
["If you know what's good for you, you'll keep your head down and move those nonspecific drugs. You got that?"]
Drew Barrymore as the Out-Of-Place Love Interest Clearly Chosen Because They Wanted Someone Hot
["Just do what you think is right... I know you'll make the right choice."]
And John Simm as the Guy Who All The Fangirls Will Pair With Liam
["No matter what, I'll always be by your side. No matter what you choose, I've got your back. You lead, mate. I'll follow."
"You're taking stupid risks just for me."
"Where's the fun in playing it safe?"]
Mark Strong is...
The Gangster Who Was Also A Dancer.
Hopefully never coming to a cinema near you.
Surely you can come up with something
